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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,117,653 views  42,079 comments

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8735   Patrick   2021 Apr 15, 3:03pm  

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-conspiracy-theorists-now-more-accurate-than-journalists

U.S.—According to several studies of claims made by both journalists and conspiracy theorists over the last 5 years, conspiracy theorists were determined to be much more accurate than almost all journalists.

"Yeah, the last four years really flipped the numbers," said Dr. Scooter Buggleputt, who conducted the study. "To be clear, conspiracy theorists have a fairly low accuracy rate, but journalists are at almost 0% accuracy right now since pretty much everything they say is just made up."

The study cites the Russia investigation as the primary driver of journalism's descent into harmful disinformation. Meanwhile, the increasingly bizarre and depraved conduct of elites around the world lends credence to ideas that were once seen as conspiracy theories.

"What can I say?" said Buggleputt. "It's a crazy world! Now could you please pass me some more tinfoil?"

In light of this new study, the Pulitzer Prize board has announced they will be awarding their top honor to Alex Jones, for his stellar reporting on estrogen in the water making frogs gay.

CNN has dismissed the study as Russian disinformation.
8736   Ceffer   2021 Apr 15, 3:08pm  

Patrick says
CNN has dismissed the study as Russian disinformation.


"but has had the desirable side effect of increasing the Covid death count and increasing CNN's fear mongering click bait! Kill more for Covid ratings!"
8737   Onvacation   2021 Apr 15, 3:39pm  

ON BEING SELFISH IN THE AGE OF COVID
8738   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 15, 4:13pm  

Ringo Star being selfish.
8739   Patrick   2021 Apr 15, 4:29pm  

It's a great little video.
8740   Onvacation   2021 Apr 15, 4:31pm  

This used to be funny

8741   Patrick   2021 Apr 15, 4:52pm  

Good point.

No one should ever believe there is any limit to communism or fascism. They will take as much power as they can get and keep it as long as they can.
8743   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 15, 5:32pm  

Me Chinese me play joke, me put Fentanyl in your Coke.
8747   RWSGFY   2021 Apr 16, 9:29am  

RC2006 says


"She died doing what she loved"
8751   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 16, 6:57pm  

A satanist goes in a SATANIC MEAT MARKET
He asks for a POUND of HUMAN BRAINS

The SATANIC BUTCHER says
what kind do you want
I got DEMOCRAT ATHEIST brains
and CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN brains

The Satanist asks
how much are they

The SATANIC BUTCHER says
CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVE brains are a BUCK a pound
and the DEMOCRAT ATHEIST brains are TWENTY THOUSAND per pound

The SATANIST asks
why such a big difference

The SATANIC BUTCHER says
do you know how many DEMOCRAT ATHEISTS it takes to make a POUND of BRAINS
8752   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 16, 7:27pm  

Karma hard at work
Woman Finds Severed Finger in Driveway Next to Slashed Tires

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIkKv-qPylk
8753   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 16, 7:33pm  

6 crew members were on a fishing boat, when the Captain came on deck asked if anyone knew how to pray.
One of the crew stepped forward, and said he was a Catholic and went to seminary school, and he indeed knew how to pray and would be proud to volunteer.
The Captain handed him a Bible, then informed the other members of the crew, they were talking on water and are bound to sink and there's only 5 life vests.
8754   Patrick   2021 Apr 16, 7:37pm  

A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll ya have?"

The rabbit says "I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect."
8755   Bd6r   2021 Apr 17, 9:42am  

8756   Bd6r   2021 Apr 17, 9:43am  

8757   Bd6r   2021 Apr 17, 9:43am  

8760   Patrick   2021 Apr 18, 6:12pm  

Lol, amazing!
8763   Patrick   2021 Apr 19, 11:39am  

I'm starting to really like Don Jr.
8764   Ceffer   2021 Apr 19, 11:45am  

HunterTits says
This particular breed of Sheeple is called The Dumbass Biden Voter:

Is that Kamala's crack?
8765   Onvacation   2021 Apr 19, 11:46am  

Patrick says
I'm starting to really like Don Jr.

A bit high strung, but a good guy, apparently.
8766   Onvacation   2021 Apr 19, 7:49pm  

‘WE DON'T MAKE MISTAKES, WE HAVE HAPPY ACCIDENTS'....
8769   Onvacation   2021 Apr 21, 11:39am  

JUST 14 MORE YEARS
8770   Patrick   2021 Apr 21, 11:44am  

Lol, 14 more years.

"Never question the government, keep watching CNN."
8771   joshuatrio   2021 Apr 21, 12:23pm  

Patrick says
Lol, 14 more years.

"Never question the government, keep watching CNN."


This is epic, he really made a mockery out of mask wearing. This is what it'll take to break down the stupidity we see. Counter stupidity with stupidity lol.

Just a bunch of muzzled idiots walking around like sheep.
8774   Patrick   2021 Apr 21, 4:46pm  

Lol, justice is no longer blind, but extremely biased against white people.

And there is no longer any balance, only one side is considered now. Everyone else is a "Nazi".

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