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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,104,994 views  42,075 comments

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896   Tenpoundbass   2019 May 24, 6:20am  

President Trump will hand over his tax returns with little resistance (except for public rant of course...wink wink)...then when the time is right...BAM!!!...then it will be his turn to look at theirs...simply brilliant!!!

897   Onvacation   2019 May 24, 7:19am  

marcus says

This is incorrect.
In capitalism you get to sell a pig to your neighbor. In socialism the government takes the pig and redistributes the bacon. In communism the government takes your pig and sends you to reeducation camp to cure you of your antigovernment views.

Republicans are NOT the party that wants redistribution of wealth.
898   Onvacation   2019 May 24, 7:23am  

marcus says

Now you got him!
899   Tenpoundbass   2019 May 24, 9:08am  

marcus says
Oh, I see. That's the reason why Trump wasn't going to show his returns until he was "forced to do so." It was a trap.


If the Liberals want to make it a requirement when you're being investigated. Then guess who's getting investigate for realsies now?
903   Tenpoundbass   2019 May 24, 9:34am  

Nadler Dadler is hyping out, he's under so much pressure to stop Trump from putting them all in Jail.
Nadler Dadler is going down! In jail or a heart attack. Fat Fuck!

906   Tenpoundbass   2019 May 24, 12:57pm  

Hold ON! Eli's Cumming! er Going to Jail!

Well well well! Looks like Eli Crapping Pants doesn't like people to know what's in his Tax returns.


https://conservativemedia.us/politics/top-democrat-elijah-cummings-accused-of-tax-violation-refuses-to-show-his-taxes-still-demands-trumps/

What’s the old saying? If Democrats didn’t have double-standards, they wouldn’t have any standards at all, right?

Well, while some people might scoff at that idea, this story pretty much proves just how deep the left’s hypocrisy goes.

Take Rep. Elijah Cummings for instance. He’s been one of the loudest critics of President Trump, routinely calling for the President’s tax returns.

But now that he’s been accused of violating tax law, he doesn’t think he needs to produce any of his own.

Washington Examiner reported:

Rep. Elijah Cummings denied that corporate donations to his wife’s charity posed a conflict of interest with his House Oversight Committee chairmanship and denounced an IRS complaint filed against the organization as “a fabricated distraction” on Wednesday.

The National Legal and Policy Center, a government watchdog group, filed an IRS complaint against Cummings’ wife Maya Rockeymoore’s nonprofit organization on Monday, the Washington Examiner first reported.

The complaint asked the IRS to investigate the overlap between Rockeymoore’s nonprofit Center for Global Policy Solutions and her for-profit consulting firm Global Policy Solutions LLC to determine whether the arrangement was used for “illegal private benefit.”
907   Tenpoundbass   2019 May 24, 1:00pm  

Wope! Well would you look at there? They are declassifying everything, that's why all of the Liberals chiming in, they are all Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

Looks like you're going to have to buy a new Belief Marcus, your current one is going to Federal Prison for a long time.

Hey! You think in the end, Obama and Soro's holes up in the same Muslim Welcome center in Eurpoe somewhere while the Worldwide Nationalist Police(That will be the new Interpol I just made that up!) has them surrounded giving them a chance to turn themselves in peacefully?

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/05/24/were-exposing-everything-donald-trump-cheers-declassification-russia-hoax-investigation/

President Donald Trump cheered on Attorney General Bill Barr’s investigation of intelligence officials’ spying on his campaign and detailed his decision to declassify the information in the case.
While speaking to reporters as he left the White House for his trip to Japan on Friday, Trump said Barr will be in charge of the information from various agencies, which he ordered declassified on Thursday night.

“They’ll be able to see how this hoax, how this witch hunt started, why it started. It was an attempted coup or an attempted takedown of the President of the United States,” he said.

He explained that Democrats continued to try to do a “redo” of the investigation special counsel Robert Mueller conducted but that it was over.

“It’s over. There is no redo. They lost,” Trump said.

Trump described the investigative effort as an “an attempted coup” of his presidency but said he looked forward to learning the details of how it started.

“You’ll learn a lot. I hope it’s going to be nice, but perhaps it won’t be,” Trump said about the new investigation.

He specifically needled a few reporters who expressed concern about his decision.
908   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 May 24, 1:39pm  

Which President had their AG impeached?
911   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 May 24, 10:35pm  

Mashup: Media fawning over Michael Avenatti, Savior of the Republic.

www.youtube.com/embed/gciQwCeyBLo
912   Tenpoundbass   2019 May 24, 10:51pm  

Ava Naughty what more do you need to know?
919   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 May 26, 10:22pm  

marcus says


It's such corruption!

To Give money to an industry being hurt in a Trade War caused by a Country's inability to respect IP or reciprocate!

It's the same thing as giving HUD and Food Stamps and Cash to three Generations of Bastard Factories!
921   CBOEtrader   2019 May 27, 9:29pm  

marcus says


Do you understand what socialism is?
922   Tenpoundbass   2019 May 28, 6:27am  

marcus says
The guy in the cartoon is a Trumpcuck doesn't understand what socialism is.


It's only Socialism if the crops are owned by the State.
I'm not a fan of Farm Bailouts, if anyone should have been bailed out, it should have been the small farmers in the 80's and 90's.
A large brown grocery bag of produce would still about around $7.00. and the best place to buy it, would be on the side of the road sold out of a back of a truck.

Now you'll pay well over $50.00 for that same bag of produce, and the best place to buy it, you have to put a quarter in the cart to get a shopping cart at Aldi's.
And you get under ripe or over ripe shit.

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