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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,122,914 views  42,089 comments

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8954   richwicks   2021 May 14, 8:17am  

Tenpoundbass says



I am genuinely curious how long it's going to take to get the average American to realize that their government has declared war against the population.

The government now spies on all its citizens, collects all information on every individual, denies them police protection, denies them the right to vote, have taken their jobs over a supposed pandemic, have kept the entire country in lockdown, and has given the go-ahead to politically censor dissenters.

Oh well.
8955   HeadSet   2021 May 14, 8:30am  

Tenpoundbass says


There is another interstate bridge that crosses the Mississippi about 2 miles south of that bridge. This will not be a stoppage of traffic, just a few miles of detour and congestion.
8957   Patrick   2021 May 14, 12:31pm  

Lol, perfect.
8959   Bd6r   2021 May 14, 4:06pm  

8960   Bd6r   2021 May 14, 4:07pm  

8961   Bd6r   2021 May 14, 4:07pm  

8962   Bd6r   2021 May 14, 4:08pm  

8968   Patrick   2021 May 15, 2:58pm  

Fauci created the virus in Wuhan by deliberately funding the research there, quietly getting an exemption for normally prohibited "Gain of Function" research into making viruses more dangerous. This is documented and available for anyone to look up. The lab that created the virus even thanks the NIH for supplying the funding. Rand Paul said that somewhere they even specifically thank Fauci.

I'm not sure whether Fauci's virus then simply escaped the lab, or was deliberately released when the first impeachment attempt failed to remove Trump from office. The timing is very suspect.

It also seems like likely that the virus was created as a bio-weapon, useful to the CCP, but also useful to the CCP's Democrat allies as a weapon against Trump's outstanding US economy.

It also seems likely that the virus was created as a way to have a "vaccine" ready (notice how quickly they had the "vaccine"?) in order to profit from it.

https://peterdaszak.com/
8969   AmericanKulak   2021 May 15, 3:12pm  

Patrick says
I'm not sure whether Fauci's virus then simply escaped the lab, or was deliberately released when the first impeachment attempt failed to remove Trump from office. The timing is very suspect.

Right.

I think sometime in Late February-Early March, the CCP and it's US Cronies decided that instead of downplaying COVID like they had been (Don't wear masks, that's anti-Asian racism; don't cut off travel to China; Visit Chinatown) they should amp it up. Deals were made so big pharma and Big Box/Big Tech stores would profit immensely by suppressing easy generic treatments and shutting down small retailers.

That's when the entire Media shifted from "COVID is no worse than the Flu" to "It's the second (actually third) coming of the Black Death"

When we remember the time after the 2nd impeachment failed, Leftists were beside themselves in ridding the country of Trump because of the amazing economy, peace, and prosperity, and no viable new "Scandal" to push after Russia Russia Russia failed for total lack of evidence.
8970   AmericanKulak   2021 May 15, 3:15pm  



"In a few months, it'll be like COVID never existed" - Trump in Fall 2020 (paraphrased)
8971   Patrick   2021 May 15, 3:26pm  

Right, now that people are awakening to the fact that Fauci did this to us they need to play it down, quickly.
8972   AmericanKulak   2021 May 15, 3:46pm  

Patrick says
Right, now that people are awakening to the fact that Fauci did this to us they need to play it down, quickly.


Disney, Universal, and Seaworld substantially cut back on mask requirements.
https://patrick.net/post/1339238/2021-05-15-disney-universal-dropping-mask-rules-in
8976   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2021 May 15, 9:41pm  

I don't think that's woof. His head is too large for that body. seems fake.
8977   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2021 May 15, 9:42pm  

Also for old times, to channel G: His arm is at a crooked angle.
8988   zzyzzx   2021 May 18, 10:10am  

Man Tears down George Floyd Memorial
https://youtu.be/knSuUGxm66c
8990   Misc   2021 May 18, 1:28pm  

Talking the American public into not smoking has obviously caused the greatest increase in health ever. ------- giggles as he looks around at the healthy Americans
8992   AmericanKulak   2021 May 18, 5:20pm  

Misc says
Talking the American public into not smoking has obviously caused the greatest increase in health ever. ------- giggles as he looks around at the healthy Americans


I wonder how many people gained years on their lives by avoiding obesity by smoking instead.
8993   Patrick   2021 May 18, 5:23pm  

Lol, it's true that smokers tend to be thinner than non-smokers.

And nicotine seems to reduce the probability of getting Parkinson's disease.

But smoke is carcinogenic. Maybe nicotine gum should be unregulated and legal to buy without id. The prices are crazy. It's probably even more profitable than plain tobacco.

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