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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,122,396 views  42,089 comments

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8968   Patrick   2021 May 15, 2:58pm  

Fauci created the virus in Wuhan by deliberately funding the research there, quietly getting an exemption for normally prohibited "Gain of Function" research into making viruses more dangerous. This is documented and available for anyone to look up. The lab that created the virus even thanks the NIH for supplying the funding. Rand Paul said that somewhere they even specifically thank Fauci.

I'm not sure whether Fauci's virus then simply escaped the lab, or was deliberately released when the first impeachment attempt failed to remove Trump from office. The timing is very suspect.

It also seems like likely that the virus was created as a bio-weapon, useful to the CCP, but also useful to the CCP's Democrat allies as a weapon against Trump's outstanding US economy.

It also seems likely that the virus was created as a way to have a "vaccine" ready (notice how quickly they had the "vaccine"?) in order to profit from it.

https://peterdaszak.com/
8969   AmericanKulak   2021 May 15, 3:12pm  

Patrick says
I'm not sure whether Fauci's virus then simply escaped the lab, or was deliberately released when the first impeachment attempt failed to remove Trump from office. The timing is very suspect.

Right.

I think sometime in Late February-Early March, the CCP and it's US Cronies decided that instead of downplaying COVID like they had been (Don't wear masks, that's anti-Asian racism; don't cut off travel to China; Visit Chinatown) they should amp it up. Deals were made so big pharma and Big Box/Big Tech stores would profit immensely by suppressing easy generic treatments and shutting down small retailers.

That's when the entire Media shifted from "COVID is no worse than the Flu" to "It's the second (actually third) coming of the Black Death"

When we remember the time after the 2nd impeachment failed, Leftists were beside themselves in ridding the country of Trump because of the amazing economy, peace, and prosperity, and no viable new "Scandal" to push after Russia Russia Russia failed for total lack of evidence.
8970   AmericanKulak   2021 May 15, 3:15pm  



"In a few months, it'll be like COVID never existed" - Trump in Fall 2020 (paraphrased)
8971   Patrick   2021 May 15, 3:26pm  

Right, now that people are awakening to the fact that Fauci did this to us they need to play it down, quickly.
8972   AmericanKulak   2021 May 15, 3:46pm  

Patrick says
Right, now that people are awakening to the fact that Fauci did this to us they need to play it down, quickly.


Disney, Universal, and Seaworld substantially cut back on mask requirements.
https://patrick.net/post/1339238/2021-05-15-disney-universal-dropping-mask-rules-in
8976   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2021 May 15, 9:41pm  

I don't think that's woof. His head is too large for that body. seems fake.
8977   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2021 May 15, 9:42pm  

Also for old times, to channel G: His arm is at a crooked angle.
8988   zzyzzx   2021 May 18, 10:10am  

Man Tears down George Floyd Memorial
https://youtu.be/knSuUGxm66c
8990   Misc   2021 May 18, 1:28pm  

Talking the American public into not smoking has obviously caused the greatest increase in health ever. ------- giggles as he looks around at the healthy Americans
8992   AmericanKulak   2021 May 18, 5:20pm  

Misc says
Talking the American public into not smoking has obviously caused the greatest increase in health ever. ------- giggles as he looks around at the healthy Americans


I wonder how many people gained years on their lives by avoiding obesity by smoking instead.
8993   Patrick   2021 May 18, 5:23pm  

Lol, it's true that smokers tend to be thinner than non-smokers.

And nicotine seems to reduce the probability of getting Parkinson's disease.

But smoke is carcinogenic. Maybe nicotine gum should be unregulated and legal to buy without id. The prices are crazy. It's probably even more profitable than plain tobacco.
8994   Misc   2021 May 18, 5:30pm  

Everybody in Japan smokes, yet they have the longest life expectancy on the planet.
8995   AmericanKulak   2021 May 18, 5:33pm  

Patrick says
But smoke is carcinogenic. Maybe nicotine gum should be unregulated and legal to buy without id. The prices are crazy. It's probably even more profitable than plain tobacco.


Oh definitely more profitable. It's the reason why vaping (which has never been shown to cause long term damage despite the best efforts of BigPharma, the FDA, and Tobacco Lobby) is frowned upon by Government, when it should be encouraged in bars (at least) to reduce smoking.

Britain does the literal exact opposite of the USA - you can vape in most bars. But then again, Britain doesn't farm tobacco and the NHS pays for treatment, so there's no incentive to do otherwise.
8998   Bd6r   2021 May 19, 5:01pm  

8999   Bd6r   2021 May 19, 5:02pm  

9000   Bd6r   2021 May 19, 5:02pm  

9001   Bd6r   2021 May 19, 5:03pm  

9002   Bd6r   2021 May 19, 5:04pm  

9003   Patrick   2021 May 19, 5:12pm  

I'm looking forward to shopping at Trader Joe's without a mask.
9004   AmericanKulak   2021 May 19, 5:17pm  

Patrick says
I'm looking forward to shopping at Trader Joe's without a mask.


Take pics/video. Maybe we'll see Karen Konfusion

"Wear ya mask"
"Are you vaxxed! I am! Did ya get the vax?"
"Just wear ya mask before you kill grandma!"
"Prove to me you've been vaxed!"

worldscolliding.jpg
9005   Patrick   2021 May 19, 5:22pm  

Lol, it would be fun to say "Just because you didn't get the vaccine doesn't mean I'm obligated to wear a mask around you."

But that would be dishonest. I'm never going to get that horrifying biological agent injected into me.

I think I'll just say nothing and smile.
9006   clambo   2021 May 19, 5:54pm  

The paradox of the Japanese having a long life expectancy (although they may smoke) might be the result of a couple of things.

1. The diet in Japan is healthy compared to the American diet.
I was in Japan for a couple of months and I ate out every meal. I lost a lot of weight.
2. Japanese society is competitive, but in another sense less stressful than some places because of customs.
It’s truly “civilized”, not rude. The language has polite forms. The rudest thing you can say in Japanese is “you look like a fool”.

My theory is more Japanese would die of heart disease because of smoking, but the lack of fats in the diet may slow down the clogging of the arteries damaged by the smoke.

I recommend people visit Japan, it has a lot of natural beauty and people are nice.

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