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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,077,887 views  41,384 comments

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9005   Patrick   2021 May 19, 5:22pm  

Lol, it would be fun to say "Just because you didn't get the vaccine doesn't mean I'm obligated to wear a mask around you."

But that would be dishonest. I'm never going to get that horrifying biological agent injected into me.

I think I'll just say nothing and smile.
9006   clambo   2021 May 19, 5:54pm  

The paradox of the Japanese having a long life expectancy (although they may smoke) might be the result of a couple of things.

1. The diet in Japan is healthy compared to the American diet.
I was in Japan for a couple of months and I ate out every meal. I lost a lot of weight.
2. Japanese society is competitive, but in another sense less stressful than some places because of customs.
It’s truly “civilized”, not rude. The language has polite forms. The rudest thing you can say in Japanese is “you look like a fool”.

My theory is more Japanese would die of heart disease because of smoking, but the lack of fats in the diet may slow down the clogging of the arteries damaged by the smoke.

I recommend people visit Japan, it has a lot of natural beauty and people are nice.
9007   Eric Holder   2021 May 19, 6:11pm  

clambo says
The paradox of the Japanese having a long life expectancy (although they may smoke) might be the result of a couple of things.

1. The diet in Japan is healthy compared to the American diet.
I was in Japan for a couple of months and I ate out every meal. I lost a lot of weight.
2. Japanese society is competitive, but in another sense less stressful than some places because of customs.
It’s truly “civilized”, not rude. The language has polite forms. The rudest thing you can say in Japanese is “you look like a fool”.


3. When somebody dies their relatives bury them w/o reporting to the authorities and keep collecting their pension for years or even decades. This is what the newly-elected mayor of Kyoto has discovered when he set upon visiting 10 (or 20) eldest residents of that city, famous for having the most residents over 100 y.o. Not a single one could be found. =))
9008   Patrick   2021 May 19, 7:15pm  

Lol, that may explain Japanese "longevity".
9009   AmericanKulak   2021 May 19, 7:45pm  

Pickled/Salted* Vegetables seems to be a common thing to long lived people, and a lot of Seafood

(Greek Islanders, Scandinavians, Japanese)

* And I mean Assaulted.
9010   Patrick   2021 May 19, 9:12pm  

Armenians make pickled vegetables as well, and are famous for their longevity.
9012   richwicks   2021 May 20, 1:25pm  

Patrick says
Armenians make pickled vegetables as well, and are famous for their longevity.


Everybody pickles vegetables. It's a basic preservative method. It is probably as old or older than making alcohol.
9013   Eric Holder   2021 May 20, 1:34pm  

Patrick says
Armenians make pickled vegetables as well, and are famous for their longevity.


Doesn't pretty much everyone in Europe make pickled vegetables?
9014   Patrick   2021 May 20, 1:43pm  

That may be true.

When I left my grandmother's village in Poland after visting, they sent me away with a bottle of vodka and a jar of pickled mushrooms, apparently things they valued.
9019   Patrick   2021 May 20, 6:00pm  

The really ironic part is that Pantyfa is pure fascism, black-clothed people looking for others to assault based on their political beliefs.

Kinda similar to how CRT is easily the most racist ideology ever devised.
9021   Patrick   2021 May 20, 10:39pm  



Oops, maybe it was created in a lab funded by Fraudulent Fauci:

9025   Patrick   2021 May 21, 10:24am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-waits-to-form-opinion-on-all-major-issues-until-corporate-brands-weigh-in




CHINO, CA—Local man Brad Zwygart says he no longer can form opinions of his own, as he always waits to see what major corporate brands have to say on any given issue before he decides what he believes.

Zwygart says he holds off on all thought-forming activity when first encountered with an issue. His first stop? Social media, so he can see what all the billion-dollar corporations believe, since they're clearly moral authorities on all major issues.

"I'm not sure what to believe about the trans movement. Let's see what Oreo has to say," he said yesterday as he pulled out his smartphone. "Oh, lookie here -- trans people exist. Perfect!" He then checked other corporate brand accounts out to find out what he should believe about gun control, BLM, the minimum wage, and the Equality Act.

"Perfect. So much great corporate knowledge on here. Thanks, corporate brands!"

The man then put his phone away and took a sip of coffee, smiling as he looked out the window, content in the knowledge that he believed exactly what all the major U.S. corporations believe on everything.

At publishing time, Zwygart had begun refreshing Arby's Twitter feed to see what they had to say about the bombing of Syria.
9028   Patrick   2021 May 21, 5:51pm  

https://reclaimthenet.org/tiktok-deletes-dr-fauci-impressions/

TikTok, owned by a Beijing-based company with links to the CCP, has banned satirical impressions of Dr. Anthony Fauci, USA’s top epidemiologist, the president’s chief medical adviser, and Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID).

Comedian Tyler Fischer, whose Fauci satirical impressions have gone viral, took to Twitter to blast TikTok for banning his content for violating its community guidelines.

“My Fauci impressions are starting to be removed from TikTok for breaking “community guidelines.” Censorship causes extremism, cause now I have to do my impressions door to door like a psychopath,” Fischer tweeted.


Gosh, a Chinese company very sensitive about people knowing that FAUCI IS A FRAUD ? Might lead one to suspect that Fauci was working for China (and his own profit and power) all along.

This guy is great:

9030   Patrick   2021 May 22, 4:59pm  

Lol, perfect, and entirely true.
9031   Patrick   2021 May 22, 7:22pm  


https://twitter.com/ConceptualJames/status/1395913018710630408#m


@RedTheRaider
May 22
It's akin to asking the Pope to sell his golden throne to feed the poor.
9034   HeadSet   2021 May 23, 1:31pm  

Is that pic of Nancy with the MAGA hat guy real? Shadows do not look right.
9040   Onvacation   2021 May 25, 10:31am  

Bernie was raised Jewish and
HE'S A WHITE MALE!!
9041   Onvacation   2021 May 25, 10:39am  

GEORGE FLOYD SQUARE
9042   Tenpoundbass   2021 May 25, 10:47am  

"Shit! Shit what is that!?"

The producer assured him he would be safe. Come to think of it, Jim Acosta should have been cowering from gun fire at every Trump rally.
9043   Onvacation   2021 May 25, 10:50am  

They were there to talk about a new police reform law.
9044   Ceffer   2021 May 25, 11:19am  

"I got hit by a mostly peaceful bullet, and the crew got run down by a mostly peaceful gang SUV."

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