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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,078,506 views  41,384 comments

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9203   mell   2021 Jun 16, 12:33pm  

Ceffer says
MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XGe_hncsiM

Of course, now, Johnny Rotten, a senior citizen, is complaining about being terrorized in his Venice pied-a-terre celebrity dugout by homeless people camping in his yard.


Maybe so but it's still better than walling yourself off in your McMansion with private security and pretending everything is fine while blaming whitey mc mcwhiteman for all injustice in the world, so that the rest of the population, the plebs, continue to suffer in crime. I don't give a shit if it's in his own self interest now, people can advocate in their self interest all day long as long as their stance helps the rest as well and promotes common sense.
9206   Patrick   2021 Jun 16, 6:18pm  

Tenpoundbass says



That is an excellent example of this:

9209   zzyzzx   2021 Jun 17, 5:02am  

How to get Kamila to the border:
9213   HeadSet   2021 Jun 17, 6:54pm  

zzyzzx says
How to get Kamila to the border:

I do not think Kamala wants dick more than any other woman, it is that Kamala manipulates a dick when it is attached to a man who can do her serious favors.
9214   AmericanKulak   2021 Jun 17, 7:28pm  

Where were you all afternoon, Honey?

Well, I went to... uh... like this uh... protest and uh, I got shot in the neck with a pepper ball round.

9220   HeadSet   2021 Jun 18, 2:53pm  

Very funny Babylon Bee cartoon lampooning "whiteness" in successful minorities.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNhCJ6tNerY
9227   Patrick   2021 Jun 18, 7:46pm  

This is true. George Floyd was a thug whose sole accomplishment in life was dying of a fentanyl OD after passing a fake $20 and getting caught.

Well, he did also point a gun at a pregnant woman's belly during a home invasion robbery he took part in. That is noteworthy too.
9228   Patrick   2021 Jun 18, 7:52pm  

I didn't know about the "No Ma'am" meme:

NO MA'AM (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood)
9229   mell   2021 Jun 18, 7:54pm  

Patrick says
I didn't know about the "No Ma'am" meme:

NO MA'AM (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood)


What? Al Bundy classic!
9230   AmericanKulak   2021 Jun 18, 8:22pm  

Patrick says
I didn't know about the "No Ma'am" meme:


Only thing missing is the Patrick.net sticker.
9231   Patrick   2021 Jun 18, 8:24pm  

Aww, shucks.
9237   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jun 19, 5:40pm  



Now one for the Hood


9238   AmericanKulak   2021 Jun 19, 11:09pm  

Out of a sample of almost 600 r/socialism users: Almost 50% Unemployed, Vast Majority under 31.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1z9MdCiO-0Dlomd1MaOxv7aOZJabobYTPD7wyYXdq0OA/viewanalytics
9240   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jun 20, 7:38am  

i have never understood the dust up over steroid use among professional athletes.
They don't consider it an unfair disadvantage when one sports outfit can afford training facilities, medical staff, and coaching staff, that sports outfits that don't have the same resources. Further more it's just muscle not super human powers. It's the same muscles people get that get ripped by exercise alone.
9242   HeadSet   2021 Jun 20, 8:58am  

Tenpoundbass says
i have never understood the dust up over steroid use among professional athletes.

Because steroid use is harmful to the user, and if steroids are allowed no one who does not use them will have a chance of winning.

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