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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,147,856 views  42,270 comments

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9321   Patrick   2021 Jun 28, 11:12am  

That's a good idea!

Any waitress wearing violent communist propaganda gets no tip except "all lives matter".
9324   richwicks   2021 Jun 28, 1:31pm  

Patrick says
I think society A and B exist right now at the same time in America in a way.


There's MANY groups within our society. Our nation is build upon purposely allowing competition. This is why we did so well in the industrial revolution. This is why we did so well in tech in the last 40 years.

Patrick says
What happens is that A produces children, and B consumes them and ruins their lives. Kind of like an endemic disease.


Shrug - diseases happen.

Patrick says
I'm still waiting for squirrels to stop running in front of cars and getting squashed. It's been 100 years but they still do it.


When is the last time you hit a squirrel that ran in front of your car?

Personally, I see squirrels more often falling from a tree. I've seen it several times, they land on the lawn, they bounce. They land on the street, they stay there. I would bet most dead squirrels in the street fell from trees onto the street.
9325   Patrick   2021 Jun 28, 9:33pm  

This is totally product placement, but this guy just does Trump so damn well that it's hilarious:

https://twitter.com/Not_the_Bee/status/1408862241856757760

I hope he made a ton of money from this, and I admire Klondike too, for being associated with Trump.
9331   zzyzzx   2021 Jun 29, 7:04am  

Change your Amazon profile name:
9332   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2021 Jun 29, 9:07am  

richwicks says
Have you read Darwin's Origin of the Species? A society that tolerates homosexuality sees it die out in successive generations. PROMOTING it will also do that.


Yes I have and I do know that. Makes me wonder if they are using it as population control like fucking stupid.
9333   richwicks   2021 Jun 29, 10:35am  

Fortwaynemobile says
richwicks says
Have you read Darwin's Origin of the Species? A society that tolerates homosexuality sees it die out in successive generations. PROMOTING it will also do that.


Yes I have and I do know that. Makes me wonder if they are using it as population control like fucking stupid.


I got really interested in Anthony Burgess back in college (author of A Clockwork Orange) who wrote a book called The Wanting Seed - and in that book, that's precisely what it was used for - until there was some plague that decimates the food supply.

I think the promotion of homosexuality and transgenderism is PRECISELY about reducing population.
9336   Patrick   2021 Jun 29, 6:57pm  

Again, a woman who is never going to get a quality man channeling her sadness and frustration into "look at me" virtue-signaling hate.
9337   BayArea   2021 Jun 29, 8:57pm  

Booger says


What a brain damaged pig!
9339   Onvacation   2021 Jun 30, 1:48pm  

BRAVE MAN HAS TO TELL CREEPY JOE HIS DAUGHTERS ARE ENGAGED AND OFF THE MARKET
9340   AmericanKulak   2021 Jun 30, 7:27pm  

Why, we have a mile of Air Superiority Fighters
9341   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2021 Jun 30, 9:18pm  

Onvacation says
BRAVE MAN HAS TO TELL CREEPY JOE HIS DAUGHTERS ARE ENGAGED AND OFF THE MARKET


Not sure why, but many (this one) videos just don't play for me. Just seem to load forever.
9342   Patrick   2021 Jun 30, 10:49pm  

Me too.
9343   Ceffer   2021 Jun 30, 10:55pm  

"Can't even spare one stink finger pop for the President?"
9344   richwicks   2021 Jul 1, 2:10am  

just_passing_through says
Onvacation says
BRAVE MAN HAS TO TELL CREEPY JOE HIS DAUGHTERS ARE ENGAGED AND OFF THE MARKET


Not sure why, but many (this one) videos just don't play for me. Just seem to load forever.


Try another browser. I'm using Brave right now, that generally works.
9346   Onvacation   2021 Jul 1, 9:06am  

just_passing_through says
Onvacation says
BRAVE MAN HAS TO TELL CREEPY JOE HIS DAUGHTERS ARE ENGAGED AND OFF THE MARKET


Not sure why, but many (this one) videos just don't play for me. Just seem to load forever.

I've noticed that happening on BitCHUTE. Sometimes the videos load right up. Sometimes you have to hit refresh a couple of times. Sometimes they don't play at all.

Russian Collusion?
9347   Patrick   2021 Jul 1, 9:27am  

Sadly, Bitchute has always been somewhat unreliable for me.
9349   Bd6r   2021 Jul 1, 5:09pm  

9350   Bd6r   2021 Jul 1, 5:10pm  

9351   Patrick   2021 Jul 1, 5:24pm  

Whew, that's brutal but true.

Somehow women have no responsibility for their actions, but men bear full responsibility for their actions.
9352   Patrick   2021 Jul 1, 5:35pm  

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says


Personally, I'm inclined to believe that this is what actually happened:

1. various wannabe starlets dressed up in skimpy clothing and accepted invitation to visit Cosby at home or in hotel to further their own careers with sex
2. Cosby offered them drugs and alcohol, they all readily agreed
3. sex ensued, all of it conscious and willing
4. they all complained about not getting the career boost they thought they were getting
5. man-hating shrike lawyer Gloria Allred saw a way to use naive starlet wannabes to further her own career
9353   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jul 1, 5:55pm  

Yep "Date rape drugs" allegations have always been a serious accusation that was never brushed aside.
Had they felt they were violated or didn't get what they wanted/expected then they should have filed a complaint at the time it happened.

The Women that say "I was scared" about not coming forward. I view the same way as certain people saying "I was scared", when cops ask them "why did they run?"
9355   Ceffer   2021 Jul 1, 10:46pm  

I'll have the dark and dull, please.
9356   richwicks   2021 Jul 1, 11:53pm  

Patrick says
Sadly, Bitchute has always been somewhat unreliable for me.


I have an idea that I will never develop to pass by you on Monday, but I would enjoy 1%.

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