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MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says

Dude this shit has happened to me so many times you've no idea.

CA seems like 75% are non-makers - at least here in SD!

Rb6d says

Neither of these statements in this meme are true.

HeadSet says

Neither of these statements in this meme are true.

perhaps, but Trump did pass Fix NICS Act and Bump Stocks Ban.

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-baker-sued-for-refusing-to-write-trump-won-message-on-cake

lol what are the 4 word supposed to be? "will you marry me" falls short..

I should have counted. I just assumed the number of letters was the same.

Rb6d says

Without zero hesitation.

I raise you an irregardless….

Rb6d says

She's bitter because their "national" team was defeated by a school-level team of 15 y.o. boys. And not just beaten - fucking destroyed with a 5-2 score.

richwicks says

mell says

lol what are the 4 word supposed to be? "will you marry me" falls short..

"Will you marry me honey?" works but I don't think that's the right answer.

Because it's five words.

FuckCCP89 says

richwicks says

mell says

lol what are the 4 word supposed to be? "will you marry me" falls short..

"Will you marry me honey?" works but I don't think that's the right answer.

Because it's five words.

Yeah, I realized that, which is why I deleted my post. :P

https://babylonbee.com/news/house-votes-to-replace-all-confederate-statues-with-busts-of-chairman-mao

Hopefully not his last stand.

(I'm not quite at that extreme yet, honestly we barely began to fight and we couldn't expect one guy in one branch surrounded by bureaucrats trying to manage him to do it all by himself in a few years)

Tenpoundbass says

I think "mansplaning" as feminists understand it, is when a woman says something that is incomprehensible to a group, but you figure out what the fuck she was trying to say, and explain it in a way the rest of the group understands it.

As an engineer, in groups, often somebody proposes an idea which most people don't get, but sometimes I pick up on, and I'll say something "you mean do X, Y, and Z using A, B and C?" It's partially to allow ME to understand their thinking by rephrasing the proposal or idea. I know how hard it is to describe your concept because you tend to make assumptions that people have the same knowledge and background that you do. Often they don't.

Now with women in such a group discussion, I just keep my mouth shut.

There are LOTS of very competent female engineers - they are far outnumbered by male engineers, but I'm not going to help them anymore.

Now if a MALE engineer says something that is incomprehensible to most of the group, I'll step in. I'm a sexist now and no longer treat engineers equally and have been forced to act differently based on their sex.

Feminists, hate women. They undermine them constantly. Now if I treat engineers the same regardless of sex, I'm called sexist. So now, I treat them differently. My first responsibility is to myself.

Now if I treat people the same regardless of race, I'm called racist.

That sounds wrong.

Rb6d says

Someone beat the Babylon Bee to that one:



https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-psaki-to-go-door-to-door-on-bikes-asking-if-you-have-a-moment-to-talk-about-getting-vaccinated

After falling short of his vaccination goals this month, the Biden Administration has announced a new effort to encourage people to get vaccinated. President Biden and Press Secretary Jen Psaki are now riding across the country on bicycles, going door-to-door to spread the good news.

"Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Dr. Fauci, and the salvation of Pfizer, Moderna, and Johnson & Johnson?" said Psaki as a local homeowner opened his door. "We want you to know how you can be happy and secure forever. Would you like to talk a little more about this?"

According to sources, the elderly homeowner slammed the door in their faces-- causing Biden to angrily ring the doorbell over and over. ...

Psaki then quickly calmed the disgruntled Biden with a choco-choco chip ice cream cone and led him down the sidewalk to knock on the next door.

The pair will be touring the entire United States until everyone is either vaccinated or added to a secret FBI list as a possible insurrectionist.