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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm 3,033,961 views 40,313 comments
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Ceffer
2021 Jul 19, 7:33am
Ceffer
2021 Jul 19, 7:33am
Patrick says
Can't answer the question unless I know if there is still time take out life insurance policies on these people.
Can't answer the question unless I know if there is still time take out life insurance policies on these people.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Jul 19, 7:47am
Tenpoundbass
2021 Jul 19, 7:47am
Patrick says
I would have a couple political questions for them. If they get the 2020 election and the Gender questions wrong, it will be their Ass!
I would have a couple political questions for them. If they get the 2020 election and the Gender questions wrong, it will be their Ass!
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Karloff
2021 Jul 19, 10:39am
Karloff
2021 Jul 19, 10:39am
Based on the design of that track, 6 people die no matter what you do.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Jul 19, 10:45am
Tenpoundbass
2021 Jul 19, 10:45am
If it's to scale, the guy on the lever could just walk up to the caboose and tip it over.
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Karloff
2021 Jul 19, 8:35pm
Karloff
2021 Jul 19, 8:35pm
GreaterNYCDude says
And murder all of those innocent children and nuns in the trolley? You monster!
Pull the lever halfway and hope the train derails.
And murder all of those innocent children and nuns in the trolley? You monster!
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Patrick
2021 Jul 20, 1:15pm
Patrick
2021 Jul 20, 1:15pm
Professional degrees exist so that those without them are legally forbidden from
questioning one's professional judgment. One with a degree can be judged only by
others who also have such a degree, those who are part of the same conspiracy.
https://patrick.net/post/1336214/2020-10-31-how-things-are
questioning one's professional judgment. One with a degree can be judged only by
others who also have such a degree, those who are part of the same conspiracy.
https://patrick.net/post/1336214/2020-10-31-how-things-are
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Ceffer
2021 Jul 20, 2:27pm
Ceffer
2021 Jul 20, 2:27pm
The space aliens are complaining that Bezos is late with his delivery. He counters that they are not Prime customers:
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Ceffer
2021 Jul 20, 5:18pm
Ceffer
2021 Jul 20, 5:18pm
I'm surprised there was so little commentary about something: When Nancy Pelosi was giving Pence beaver nuggies and high fives for his act of betrayal to the nation in the House, she explicitly handed him a coin that was some kind of indication of induction and appreciation. My wife said that the Satanists distribute membership promotion coins as rewards to the faithful for dire tasks accomplished. The handoff certainly looked weird whatever it was.
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Patrick
2021 Jul 20, 5:32pm
Patrick
2021 Jul 20, 5:32pm
The Satanist thing requires a many more assumptions than I'm willing to make.
I think Pence is just a self-interested coward who cares not a whit about democracy, and is quite willing to go along with the fraud because he thinks that will help him in some way.
I think Pence is just a self-interested coward who cares not a whit about democracy, and is quite willing to go along with the fraud because he thinks that will help him in some way.
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Ceffer
2021 Jul 20, 6:52pm
Ceffer
2021 Jul 20, 6:52pm
LOLZ! A small sampling of the RNC questionairres and membership donation requests from Republicans:
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Bd6r
2021 Jul 20, 8:21pm
Bd6r
2021 Jul 20, 8:21pm
Ceffer says
This might work, if it becomes common.
A small sampling of the RNC questionairres and membership donation requests from Republicans:
This might work, if it becomes common.
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