▲
33
4
▼

Political Humor Thread


 invite response                
2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,151,193 views  42,307 comments

by Patrick   ➕follow (60)   💰tip   ignore  

« First        Comments 9,511 - 9,550 of 42,307       Last »     Search these comments

9511   Ceffer   2021 Jul 19, 7:20am  

Protests in England today:
9513   Ceffer   2021 Jul 19, 7:33am  

Patrick says



Can't answer the question unless I know if there is still time take out life insurance policies on these people.
9514   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jul 19, 7:47am  

Patrick says


I would have a couple political questions for them. If they get the 2020 election and the Gender questions wrong, it will be their Ass!
9515   Karloff   2021 Jul 19, 10:39am  

Based on the design of that track, 6 people die no matter what you do.
9516   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jul 19, 10:45am  

If it's to scale, the guy on the lever could just walk up to the caboose and tip it over.
9518   GreaterNYCDude   2021 Jul 19, 8:10pm  

Patrick says


Pull the lever halfway and hope the train derails.
9519   Karloff   2021 Jul 19, 8:35pm  

GreaterNYCDude says

Pull the lever halfway and hope the train derails.

And murder all of those innocent children and nuns in the trolley? You monster!
9520   Bd6r   2021 Jul 19, 8:37pm  

9521   Bd6r   2021 Jul 19, 8:38pm  


9522   Bd6r   2021 Jul 19, 8:39pm  

9529   Patrick   2021 Jul 20, 1:15pm  

Professional degrees exist so that those without them are legally forbidden from
questioning one's professional judgment. One with a degree can be judged only by
others who also have such a degree, those who are part of the same conspiracy.

https://patrick.net/post/1336214/2020-10-31-how-things-are
9531   komputodo   2021 Jul 20, 2:23pm  

Patrick says

Kill the 5 people and say they were unvaxxed and died from covid.
9532   Ceffer   2021 Jul 20, 2:27pm  

The space aliens are complaining that Bezos is late with his delivery. He counters that they are not Prime customers:
9533   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2021 Jul 20, 2:32pm  

zzyzzx says


Judas betrayed Christ the same way. Biblical proportion coincididence.
9534   Ceffer   2021 Jul 20, 5:18pm  

I'm surprised there was so little commentary about something: When Nancy Pelosi was giving Pence beaver nuggies and high fives for his act of betrayal to the nation in the House, she explicitly handed him a coin that was some kind of indication of induction and appreciation. My wife said that the Satanists distribute membership promotion coins as rewards to the faithful for dire tasks accomplished. The handoff certainly looked weird whatever it was.
9535   Patrick   2021 Jul 20, 5:32pm  

The Satanist thing requires a many more assumptions than I'm willing to make.

I think Pence is just a self-interested coward who cares not a whit about democracy, and is quite willing to go along with the fraud because he thinks that will help him in some way.
9537   Ceffer   2021 Jul 20, 6:52pm  

LOLZ! A small sampling of the RNC questionairres and membership donation requests from Republicans:
9538   Bd6r   2021 Jul 20, 8:21pm  

Ceffer says
A small sampling of the RNC questionairres and membership donation requests from Republicans:

This might work, if it becomes common.
9539   Bd6r   2021 Jul 20, 8:34pm  

9540   Bd6r   2021 Jul 20, 8:35pm  

9541   Bd6r   2021 Jul 20, 8:35pm  

9542   Bd6r   2021 Jul 20, 8:40pm  

9543   Bd6r   2021 Jul 20, 8:41pm  

9545   Patrick   2021 Jul 20, 11:04pm  

And now they're selling the tests too!

Don't forget that you have to take those tests over and over! MEGABUX!
9549   rocketjoe79   2021 Jul 21, 10:12am  

Patrick says




Hey, wait a minute - isn't that Ursula the Octupus from "The Little Mermaid"?

« First        Comments 9,511 - 9,550 of 42,307       Last »     Search these comments

Please register to comment:

api   best comments   contact   latest images   memes   one year ago   random   suggestions   gaiste