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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm 3,152,024 views 42,311 comments

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Patrick 2021 Jul 20, 1:15pm

Professional degrees exist so that those without them are legally forbidden from
questioning one's professional judgment. One with a degree can be judged only by
others who also have such a degree, those who are part of the same conspiracy.

https://patrick.net/post/1336214/2020-10-31-how-things-are

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Ceffer 2021 Jul 20, 2:13pm

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komputodo 2021 Jul 20, 2:23pm

Patrick says

Kill the 5 people and say they were unvaxxed and died from covid.

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Ceffer 2021 Jul 20, 2:27pm

The space aliens are complaining that Bezos is late with his delivery. He counters that they are not Prime customers:

9533 FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden 2021 Jul 20, 2:32pm

zzyzzx says

Judas betrayed Christ the same way. Biblical proportion coincididence.

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Ceffer 2021 Jul 20, 5:18pm

I'm surprised there was so little commentary about something: When Nancy Pelosi was giving Pence beaver nuggies and high fives for his act of betrayal to the nation in the House, she explicitly handed him a coin that was some kind of indication of induction and appreciation. My wife said that the Satanists distribute membership promotion coins as rewards to the faithful for dire tasks accomplished. The handoff certainly looked weird whatever it was.

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Patrick 2021 Jul 20, 5:32pm

The Satanist thing requires a many more assumptions than I'm willing to make.

I think Pence is just a self-interested coward who cares not a whit about democracy, and is quite willing to go along with the fraud because he thinks that will help him in some way.

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Ceffer 2021 Jul 20, 6:32pm