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9600   Ceffer   2021 Jul 26, 2:00pm  

Patrick says
Just yesterday the wife and I drove through Paradise Park, just north of Santa Cruz, because we saw it on a map and it looked like an odd place for a little suburb.

Turns out it's a Masonic camp. Very nice area.

We looked at Paradise Park on Zillow because the prices were so low years ago. Turned out, you had to be some rank in the Masons in order to buy there, it's a private compound. I have never driven up there, but might be worth a whirl to see if they have the symbology around there.
Our first next door neighbor was a fairly high ranking Mason in Santa Cruz. He was a surly bastard, never even acknowledged our existence or said hello, though his wife was nice.
Switzerland is chock full of Masonic symbology everywhere. I know a lot of people don't want to believe it, but it appears to be a real thing. It's their cult and their religion.
9601   Bd6r   2021 Jul 26, 8:47pm  

9602   Bd6r   2021 Jul 26, 8:48pm  

9603   Bd6r   2021 Jul 26, 8:48pm  

9604   Bd6r   2021 Jul 26, 8:49pm  

9605   Bd6r   2021 Jul 26, 8:49pm  

9612   Bd6r   2021 Jul 27, 10:25am  

And this was "fact-checked" by one of our "neutral" fact-checkers and, surprisingly, found to be FALSE!
9613   Patrick   2021 Jul 27, 10:32am  

Bd6r says


I feel the same way about investment managers.

I'll let them manage my money when they agree to share in the losses as well as the gains, and pay me 1% annually for the privilege of managing it rather than having me pay them 1%.
9615   richwicks   2021 Jul 27, 7:42pm  

Ceffer says


Wake me up when something fucking happens.

There's no white hats or good guys in our fucking government. To climb to the top in government, you HAVE to be scum. That's the filter.
9616   Onvacation   2021 Jul 28, 12:06am  

richwicks says
To climb to the top in government, you HAVE to be scum

And compromised, apparently.
9620   Ceffer   2021 Jul 28, 11:12pm  

Biden's motorcade being greeted in Allentown PA:
9624   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jul 29, 9:52am  

Ceffer says


Makes me glad i have learned how to cook my favorite Chinese dishes so I don't have to go those commie institutions anymore.

All of the Chinese joints around me, still have plexiglass up at the door with a little square cut out. I'm not going to order food through a hole while I stand outside. it's why don't get food from a Roach Coach.

Another thing that got me thinking, my favorite Chinese place I used to frequent near my job, before Covid hit. The owner lady that ran the cash register told me her daughter was in Hong Kong, about the time the riots were going down. I started going into the CCP politics and future of China, a fat Chinese lady peeked her head from around the corner and gave her dagger eyes. The lady throwing her shade was new there, she was not the owner or her boss. The lady at the cash register then clammed up, and acted like she was too busy to carry on the conversation. We had a History of exchanging small talk while I waited for my order in the past. The whole episode gave me the impression, that the big Chinese lady in the back is a CCP observer, to keep the expatriates in line.

I get the feeling any Chinese place still towing the Covid line, is ran by Commies or under their control.

So I'll just make my own Egg Fu Young and Phoenix Chicken.
9625   Patrick   2021 Jul 29, 11:39am  

Just a line I ran across on a tweet:

I encourage you to interpret everything in whatever way hurts your feelings the most and you to take it personally.
9628   richwicks   2021 Jul 29, 12:48pm  

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Well, the problem is here, principally, is that Ted Cruz is fucking full of shit. I haven't seen either party do one goddamned thing that is positive for this nation in 30 years. NOTHING.
9629   Bd6r   2021 Jul 29, 2:43pm  

9630   Bd6r   2021 Jul 29, 2:44pm  

9631   Bd6r   2021 Jul 29, 2:45pm  

9632   Patrick   2021 Jul 29, 5:44pm  

https://notthebee.com/article/balloonhead-new-york-mayor-bill-deblasio-on-vaccines-the-voluntary-phase-is-over


No, in this interview Mayor Bill says, essentially, "I've asked nicely, but not you're going to force me to take more drastic measures."

"We tried voluntary. We could not have been more kind and compassionate as a country…free testing, incentives, friendly warm embrace — the voluntary phase is over."

Oh! How kind and compassionate have you been, mayor! Such a warm and understanding human being. He has been merciful and patient up to this point.

Now, de Blasio has made it clear that his desire is for every person to be vaccinated, even if it's against their will.




9633   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2021 Jul 29, 6:18pm  

zzyzzx says


I saw video, it was funny
9637   Patrick   2021 Jul 31, 12:49am  

Thaddeus Russell
@ThaddeusRussell
Jul 26
Wouldn't it be wild if Fauci helped create the virus, the Democrats stole the election, the FBI instigated the Capitol riot, and they're suppressing speech to cover it all up?
10:55 PM · Jul 26, 2021

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