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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,034,316 views  40,318 comments

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9592   mell   2021 Jul 26, 7:09am  

PeopleUnited says
mell says
He is a fairly intelligent guy and figured out his life will be much easier if he sold out to the establishment and became their whore. It's disingenuous but keeps the paychecks coming amd the sjw outrage at bay.


Fixed it for you. He and Kamala follow a similar tract, but with Sasha the tragedy is greater, because he does have talent. He held his own as the “formula un” driver opposite Will Ferrell in Talledaga Nights. Will was the lead but was outperformed by pretty much all of his costars in that movie, including Sasha. But at least they got to make that movie, you could never make that movie today, not woke enough for Hollyweird.


He is also pretty good in 'The Spy' (Netfuxx, but maybe other services have it as well or it's available for download), playing an Israeli spy in one of his serious roles. Def has talent, sold out, one more establishment whore, maybe he'll find his way back one day.
9593   Patrick   2021 Jul 26, 10:25am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-dangerous-freedom-variant-has-people-ignoring-government-edicts

U.S.—Experts are warning of yet another new problem facing the nation: They’ve spotted a new, more dangerous freedom variant spreading among the populace. This freedom is so virulent that people infected by it feel they can ignore government edicts about masks and lockdowns.

“Usually, the freedom we see in the wild is fairly mild,” explained CDC official Hubert Pratt. “It’s just freedom to passionately express one of the approved viewpoints on social media or freedom to pick one of the three Obamacare options. But now we see people acting like politicians aren’t in charge of them at all, and it’s dangerous.”

With the new freedom variant, there’s been an outbreak of people not wearing masks, teaching their children their own values, and expressing ideas the Biden Administration would rather they not. Moreover, this freedom is highly contagious, even sometimes breaking into blue states once thought to be immune.

Experts recommend only staying on highly moderated social media sites and watching approved network news to avoid being infected. They also tell people to watch out for the signs of this dangerous freedom variant in others: masklessness, smiling, and prominent displays of the American flag.
9595   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jul 26, 11:06am  

Now go Ask Mic Jagger what did you win, for guessing correctly?

Ceffer says
9596   Ceffer   2021 Jul 26, 11:38am  

Tenpoundbass says
Now go Ask Mic Jagger what did you win, for guessing correctly?


Notice the medical symbol (caduceus) on Baphomet's girdle. Baphomet, the deity of the Swiss Octagon, is usually portrayed with female breasts as well.

The bizarre goat-god worship ceremony at the opening of the Swiss tunnel to Italy, with zombified workers and citizens and a faux orgy:

https://youtu.be/b-TKQaqml6k
9597   Bd6r   2021 Jul 26, 12:37pm  

Ceffer says
bizarre goat-god worship ceremony at the opening of the Swiss tunnel to Italy

Don't know about this specifically, but it looks like old European pre-Christian traditions. Not everything is globalist secret masonic lodge symbolisms.





9598   Bd6r   2021 Jul 26, 12:42pm  

or, more likely, now that I watched it, just piss-poor performance art
9599   Patrick   2021 Jul 26, 1:06pm  

Bd6r says
Not everything is globalist secret masonic lodge symbolisms.


Just yesterday the wife and I drove through Paradise Park, just north of Santa Cruz, because we saw it on a map and it looked like an odd place for a little suburb.

Turns out it's a Masonic camp. Very nice area.
9600   Ceffer   2021 Jul 26, 2:00pm  

Patrick says
Just yesterday the wife and I drove through Paradise Park, just north of Santa Cruz, because we saw it on a map and it looked like an odd place for a little suburb.

Turns out it's a Masonic camp. Very nice area.

We looked at Paradise Park on Zillow because the prices were so low years ago. Turned out, you had to be some rank in the Masons in order to buy there, it's a private compound. I have never driven up there, but might be worth a whirl to see if they have the symbology around there.
Our first next door neighbor was a fairly high ranking Mason in Santa Cruz. He was a surly bastard, never even acknowledged our existence or said hello, though his wife was nice.
Switzerland is chock full of Masonic symbology everywhere. I know a lot of people don't want to believe it, but it appears to be a real thing. It's their cult and their religion.
9601   Bd6r   2021 Jul 26, 8:47pm  

9602   Bd6r   2021 Jul 26, 8:48pm  

9603   Bd6r   2021 Jul 26, 8:48pm  

9604   Bd6r   2021 Jul 26, 8:49pm  

9605   Bd6r   2021 Jul 26, 8:49pm  

9612   Bd6r   2021 Jul 27, 10:25am  

And this was "fact-checked" by one of our "neutral" fact-checkers and, surprisingly, found to be FALSE!
9613   Patrick   2021 Jul 27, 10:32am  

Bd6r says


I feel the same way about investment managers.

I'll let them manage my money when they agree to share in the losses as well as the gains, and pay me 1% annually for the privilege of managing it rather than having me pay them 1%.
9615   richwicks   2021 Jul 27, 7:42pm  

Ceffer says


Wake me up when something fucking happens.

There's no white hats or good guys in our fucking government. To climb to the top in government, you HAVE to be scum. That's the filter.
9616   Onvacation   2021 Jul 28, 12:06am  

richwicks says
To climb to the top in government, you HAVE to be scum

And compromised, apparently.
9620   Ceffer   2021 Jul 28, 11:12pm  

Biden's motorcade being greeted in Allentown PA:
9624   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jul 29, 9:52am  

Ceffer says


Makes me glad i have learned how to cook my favorite Chinese dishes so I don't have to go those commie institutions anymore.

All of the Chinese joints around me, still have plexiglass up at the door with a little square cut out. I'm not going to order food through a hole while I stand outside. it's why don't get food from a Roach Coach.

Another thing that got me thinking, my favorite Chinese place I used to frequent near my job, before Covid hit. The owner lady that ran the cash register told me her daughter was in Hong Kong, about the time the riots were going down. I started going into the CCP politics and future of China, a fat Chinese lady peeked her head from around the corner and gave her dagger eyes. The lady throwing her shade was new there, she was not the owner or her boss. The lady at the cash register then clammed up, and acted like she was too busy to carry on the conversation. We had a History of exchanging small talk while I waited for my order in the past. The whole episode gave me the impression, that the big Chinese lady in the back is a CCP observer, to keep the expatriates in line.

I get the feeling any Chinese place still towing the Covid line, is ran by Commies or under their control.

So I'll just make my own Egg Fu Young and Phoenix Chicken.
9625   Patrick   2021 Jul 29, 11:39am  

Just a line I ran across on a tweet:

I encourage you to interpret everything in whatever way hurts your feelings the most and you to take it personally.
9628   richwicks   2021 Jul 29, 12:48pm  

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Well, the problem is here, principally, is that Ted Cruz is fucking full of shit. I haven't seen either party do one goddamned thing that is positive for this nation in 30 years. NOTHING.
9629   Bd6r   2021 Jul 29, 2:43pm  

9630   Bd6r   2021 Jul 29, 2:44pm  

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