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https://babylonbee.com/news/progressive-christian-offers-new-more-open-less-judgmental-christianity--no-wait-its-just-satan-again

https://babylonbee.com/news/compromise-reached-everyone-still-afraid-of-covid-will-be-locked-down-everyone-else-will-live-lives-as-normal

And this was "fact-checked" by one of our "neutral" fact-checkers and, surprisingly, found to be FALSE!

Bd6r says

I feel the same way about investment managers.

I'll let them manage my money when they agree to share in the losses as well as the gains, and pay me 1% annually for the privilege of managing it rather than having me pay them 1%.

Ceffer says

Wake me up when something fucking happens.

There's no white hats or good guys in our fucking government. To climb to the top in government, you HAVE to be scum. That's the filter.

richwicks says

To climb to the top in government, you HAVE to be scum

And compromised, apparently.

Biden's motorcade being greeted in Allentown PA:

Ceffer says

Makes me glad i have learned how to cook my favorite Chinese dishes so I don't have to go those commie institutions anymore.

All of the Chinese joints around me, still have plexiglass up at the door with a little square cut out. I'm not going to order food through a hole while I stand outside. it's why don't get food from a Roach Coach.

Another thing that got me thinking, my favorite Chinese place I used to frequent near my job, before Covid hit. The owner lady that ran the cash register told me her daughter was in Hong Kong, about the time the riots were going down. I started going into the CCP politics and future of China, a fat Chinese lady peeked her head from around the corner and gave her dagger eyes. The lady throwing her shade was new there, she was not the owner or her boss. The lady at the cash register then clammed up, and acted like she was too busy to carry on the conversation. We had a History of exchanging small talk while I waited for my order in the past. The whole episode gave me the impression, that the big Chinese lady in the back is a CCP observer, to keep the expatriates in line.

I get the feeling any Chinese place still towing the Covid line, is ran by Commies or under their control.

So I'll just make my own Egg Fu Young and Phoenix Chicken.

Just a line I ran across on a tweet:

I encourage you to interpret everything in whatever way hurts your feelings the most and you to take it personally.

Patrick says

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Well, the problem is here, principally, is that Ted Cruz is fucking full of shit. I haven't seen either party do one goddamned thing that is positive for this nation in 30 years. NOTHING.

https://notthebee.com/article/balloonhead-new-york-mayor-bill-deblasio-on-vaccines-the-voluntary-phase-is-over

No, in this interview Mayor Bill says, essentially, "I've asked nicely, but not you're going to force me to take more drastic measures."

"We tried voluntary. We could not have been more kind and compassionate as a country…free testing, incentives, friendly warm embrace — the voluntary phase is over."

Oh! How kind and compassionate have you been, mayor! Such a warm and understanding human being. He has been merciful and patient up to this point.

Now, de Blasio has made it clear that his desire is for every person to be vaccinated, even if it's against their will.

zzyzzx says

I saw video, it was funny

https://notthebee.com/article/our-favorite-trump-impersonator-is-back-with-a-call-to-a-solar-power-telemarketer-

Thaddeus Russell
@ThaddeusRussell
Jul 26
Wouldn't it be wild if Fauci helped create the virus, the Democrats stole the election, the FBI instigated the Capitol riot, and they're suppressing speech to cover it all up?
10:55 PM · Jul 26, 2021

Patrick says

About 300 5 years old and under kids a year die from diarrhea in the US. That is 300 more than die from Covid.

https://babylonbee.com/news/january-6-witnesses-given-emmy-awards-for-outstanding-performances

Can you say 'red pill'?