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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,085,494 views  41,439 comments

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35974   Ceffer   2024 Apr 17, 10:40pm  

UkraineIsTotallyFucked says





It's more like he's dead, but he got a masked avatar so he could still vote (in Congress and otherwise). That's the true Democratic Party.
35977   AmericanKulak   2024 Apr 18, 1:27pm  



UkraineIsTotallyFucked says






SCHRODINGER'S FEMINIST STRIKES AGAIN!



"I'm an adult female law enforcement officer, trained and trusted by the State with authority, dealing with crime, and lethal weaponry.

Waaaah, the bads men manipulated me into being a bukake slut! I'm just a little girl who didn't know better!"
35978   Ceffer   2024 Apr 18, 1:34pm  

He believes gangsters killed Nicole and Goldman. He claims they weren't just stabbed, they had "Columbian neckties" aka their tongues were pulled out and hung through the neck wounds, amongst other evidences.

However, if this were some kind of message to OJ because of unsavory criminal and drug activity, why nothing at all after the murders if they were after OJ? Just more flak and disinformation to add to the pile?
35980   AmericanKulak   2024 Apr 18, 2:50pm  

Juror #8 Selected in the Trump Trial!

35984   Ceffer   2024 Apr 19, 2:14pm  

Just short of a few millions and millions of blood sacrifices to Baal, then everything will be rosy. All this philosophizing is getting in the way.



https://t.me/sitreports/26306
35985   Ceffer   2024 Apr 19, 2:21pm  

Boy, that's one blow job while driving that really went badly.

35987   Ceffer   2024 Apr 19, 2:33pm  

He was completely crazy. It should be 'coup fascist us', not 'fascist coup us'. Language matters.
35988   Ceffer   2024 Apr 19, 2:39pm  

Let me guess. The new temple will have a big, bull like statue with an open furnace for a belly.

https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=239302
35989   Ceffer   2024 Apr 19, 2:40pm  

Even huge Antarctic Alien farts are powerful.

https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=239302
35990   Ceffer   2024 Apr 19, 2:54pm  

After the last demonstrated successful incursion of Iranian missiles, they have decided to rename it "The Iron Publicity Stunt And Fireworks Show For The Account Holders".

35991   Ceffer   2024 Apr 19, 3:01pm  

More palaver from the unregistered foreign agent and Ukranian spy appointed by Chatham House known as Blinken. Guess they couldn't find an American who would toe the line. They preach the loudest for their criminal enterprises. The foreign occupied foreign city state of Washigton DC doesn't even pretend any more.

https://t.me/sitreports/2631
35992   Ceffer   2024 Apr 19, 3:12pm  

A nation of nipple eaters. Err, lotus nipple eaters. Err, lotus eaters. I'm confused.

https://t.me/JovanHuttonPulitzer/12011

35993   Ceffer   2024 Apr 19, 3:15pm  

The Homeless Industrial Complex has officially become another avenue of money laundering. Virtue signaling straw men are hard to come by these days. How do they destroy our index of suspicion? More flouride?

35995   Ceffer   2024 Apr 19, 3:22pm  

Reparations? Cash? Amazon deliveries of crack and Colt 45? More printing press diplomas? Prostitution and business savvy drug franchises for eight year olds? More DA's not prosecuting crime? Dating services forcing white cheerleaders to say yes? Netflix roles as computer geniuses? Open season on killing white people without prosecution? Firing police and hiring the gangs? Debt forgiveness no sales taxes? The possibilities are boundless.

35996   Ceffer   2024 Apr 19, 3:27pm  

Probably still better than eating cockroaches. At least they will get you nicotine stoned.

35997   Ceffer   2024 Apr 19, 3:31pm  

They should probably just fog this stuff in Santa Cruz, and a good portion of the homeless would leave in a rage somewhere where they could hold on to their high.

35998   Ceffer   2024 Apr 19, 3:33pm  

Too numerous to count. Oh, for a microscopic Overton Window again! Libby delusion is only partially contagious.

35999   Ceffer   2024 Apr 19, 3:34pm  

We could tell you, but we'd have to kill you. Fuck, we'll just kill you anyway.

36000   Ceffer   2024 Apr 19, 3:52pm  

Sanctimonious blow darts for the phony aggrieved raiding parties.

36001   Ceffer   2024 Apr 19, 5:06pm  

Like, does the Pope shit in the woods? One might say they updated the hustle for modern times.

https://t.me/JovanHuttonPulitzer/12043
36004   Ceffer   2024 Apr 19, 5:09pm  

Realistically speaking, Hunter was probably hot shotted a while ago and replaced with a CIA cartoon to carry on the distractions. He's much more useful as a zombie avatar than a whining loose cannon.

36005   HeadSet   2024 Apr 19, 5:30pm  

Ceffer says

Boy, that's one blow job while driving that really went badly.



Still worth it.
36007   Ceffer   2024 Apr 19, 7:48pm  

This what the Haitians and illegal swarms want: self barbecuing honkey long pig.
AmericanKulak says




36008   Ceffer   2024 Apr 19, 10:49pm  

Male trannies in 1960 had more testosterone than 20 year olds males today. Okay, it's an assertion fallacy, but so are most data harvesting under color of science. However, I think this one is true.

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/125898

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