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Political Humor Thread


               
2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   4,455,013 views  46,705 comments

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29701   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 10:44am  

Hamas Bird strikes again.
29702   HeadSet   @   2023 Oct 20, 10:49am  

Patrick says


Ceffer says








Wars do not just cost money, they cost lives.
29703   zzyzzx   @   2023 Oct 20, 10:53am  

None of the refugees I've taken in will wear a mask or get vaccinated for COVID!!

My household is so diverse and vibrant right now. THE CULTURE on display is intoxicating. I'm the envy of white liberals everywhere. I'm walking around 24/7 with a massive bonk on underneath my Minion onesie. I feel so enriched. With all that said, things aren't exactly harmonious here. Perhaps it was a mistake to take in refugees from Israel and Palestine. They're not exactly getting along. Samer has accused Noah of encroaching upon his part of the house, which has been clearly sectioned off with a long piece of tape, and for what it's worth, Noah came running to me with a bloody nose shortly after and told me Samer had punched him. I don't know who to believe or who's side to take, all I know is I'm going broke with all these mouths to feed!

My long-time Ukrainian refugee house-pet Nykolai has also become shockingly racist towards our new house guests too. I never knew he harboured such awful, backwards beliefs!! "Get rid of zem or I vill." Nykolai grumbled menacingly at me over our evening bowls of borscht. My jaw dropped. I lunged for the spray bottle, but it was just out of reach. If this kind of behavior carries on, I'll have to think about rehoming him or getting him put down. I've put an ad up on Gumtree anyway, but so far no one's shown any interest. Ukrainians have just gone out of fashion, it seems.

The worst part of all of this though is that none of my new friends will get jabbed or wear mask around the house. I've TOLD them that I'm severely immunocompromised, and they either laughed in my face or straight up ignored me. It's like they don't even care about COVID or something!! I'm sure one of them has given me Long COVID. My stomach has been terrible for the past few days. Every few hours I shit my guts out. Thankfully all of this delicious, exotic, multicultural food I'm being introduced to every night is keeping my spirits up!
29704   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 11:56am  

Familial Crime Boss Romney spits out more AI generated non sequitur nonsense speak. They really don't care any more, they are teleprompter bots.

https://t.me/FirstAmendmentPraetorian/47229
29705   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 11:57am  



29706   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 12:06pm  

Biden Actor over and out pretty soon? What new beast slouches towards Bethlehem?

29707   RC2006   @   2023 Oct 20, 12:33pm  



29708   Patrick   @   2023 Oct 20, 1:07pm  

HeadSet says

Wars do not just cost money, they cost lives.


Only plebeian lives. That's a cost the elite is willing to bear!
29709   The_Deplorable   @   2023 Oct 20, 1:32pm  

How can we "afford two wars" Yellen if we already lost the war in Ukraine? <==== Read this again.
Military defeats have consequences and Yellen seems to be oblivious to the fact.

Ceffer says



https://twitter.com/joeymannarinous
29710   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 1:52pm  



29711   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 1:53pm  


29712   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 1:53pm  

Moloch recruiting poster.

29713   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 1:53pm  



29714   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 1:54pm  



29715   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 1:55pm  



29716   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 2:04pm  

Let me Guess with my Netflix Decoder ring. Immense Hirsute Black Lesbian Big Sister instead of Big Brother. Didn't I see that in a women's prison B movie somewhere?

29717   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 2:05pm  



29718   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 2:23pm  

Nazis doing a solid for Nazis? Nazi professional courtesy?


https://t.me/how_itis_made/5279
29719   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 2:25pm  



29720   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 2:25pm  


29721   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 2:26pm  



29722   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 2:27pm  


29723   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 2:29pm  



29724   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 2:31pm  

It'll kill or maim you, of course, but Moloch is jonesing and we need the money laundered through Big Pharma. But if we do it with a big, reassuring happy face, you're sure to go along. We love nothing better than a beautiful Satanic Inversion publicity shot. Can you see our demons? They shine and gloat in the power of their deceptions in our eyes.
29725   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 2:35pm  

Needles double as quick lobotomy needles, too! Have your lobotomy and you vaccination in one quick appointment.
Too much mRNA is getting lost in the fatfucks' fat folds.

29726   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 2:38pm  



29727   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 2:39pm  



29728   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 2:39pm  



29729   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 2:39pm  



29730   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 3:03pm  



29731   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 3:12pm  

Trump cracks me up. Doing well with the gag order.

https://t.me/real_DonaldJTrump/16249
29732   PeopleUnited   @   2023 Oct 20, 8:18pm  

Ceffer says

Trump cracks me up. Doing well with the gag order.

https://t.me/real_DonaldJTrump/16249

#winning? #hopium?
29733   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 11:25pm  

Obama was alleged to have personally participated in the wet work killing his various gay consorts around Chicago where he was quite active before his 'run'. There are unresolved serial killings from around that time. Is Obama going to be thrown under the bus with Biden Actor?

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/93502
29734   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 11:30pm  

The Uniside Terrorists. The financed silverware of the MIC.

29735   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 11:31pm  



29736   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 11:36pm  



29737   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 11:36pm  


29738   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 11:36pm  



29739   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 11:36pm  



29740   Ceffer   @   2023 Oct 20, 11:37pm  



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