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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,156,587 views  42,364 comments

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29625   Ceffer   2023 Oct 16, 7:58pm  

AmericanKulak says


What nobody mentions: women talk endlessly, so of course they're going to be interrupted. It's the only way to get a word in

My wife has said "How come you always walk away when I'm talking to you?" She's usually sitting down while I am actively doing things that require me to walk around the house, or I'm leaving to go somewhere. I gather they like these endless sessions where you stare raptly into each others' eyes while communing.

I told her if I didn't walk away when she was talking to me, I would be at the same spot we met, look like Howard Hughs with hair down to my ankles and finger nails curling back on themselves and being fed and given fluids with bowel movements taken away in shifts.

She got the message that although I am not hyperactive, I do tend to be active and kind of preoccupied and can't dwell with rapt attention on every little thought that pops into her pretty little head that achieves vocal output.

Of course, that from a woman is also a mild form of shit testing and guilt tripping, so there's that, too.
29626   mell   2023 Oct 16, 9:33pm  

AmericanKulak says

Ceffer says


"This is the Supreme Court, you ignorant slut, not the Supreme Endless Gossip Column."

https://youtu.be/PSGvvxsv6Gs

What nobody mentions: women talk endlessly, so of course they're going to be interrupted. It's the only way to get a word in

Correct. I'm always on my way out when they want to talk, a good co-strategy is talking over them while increasing distance, until you can't hear each other anymore. That will get you branded as a bad communicator, but it's totally worth it.
29627   Ceffer   2023 Oct 16, 10:37pm  

Takes all the credit. Doesn't even give DARPA or the CIA a footnote.

https://twitter.com/zerohedge


29628   Ceffer   2023 Oct 16, 10:38pm  

What happened to the social credit score bonus of 'died suddenly'? Anybody who makes it to the eighth booster alive need to be analyzed to make the vax more toxic.

29629   Ceffer   2023 Oct 16, 10:41pm  

The list of his friend is well known. It's the evidence that has been sequestered by the FBI and the Intel apparatus that matters, and that will never see the light of day except as blackmail.

29631   Ceffer   2023 Oct 16, 11:35pm  

"Alexa, you are a promiscuous slut and have merged with too many classified databases. Control your urges."

https://t.me/WW3INFO/25664
29632   richwicks   2023 Oct 17, 12:17am  

Ceffer says

"Alexa, you are a promiscuous slut and have merged with too many classified databases. Control your urges."

https://t.me/WW3INFO/25664



It can be told to repeat anything. That's all you are hearing.
29640   Ceffer   2023 Oct 17, 10:51am  

Soros Fecal Impaction Whore Installs lining up again for Tavistock/Chatham House flute tunes in Middle East. Politicians in chains rattling locks and cables in fake solidarity. When is Sean Penn incoming? Where are the cavalcades of Hollywood hustlers with open legs and adrenochrome canteens? Would hate to have all that terrified blood go to waste.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/54958
29641   Ceffer   2023 Oct 17, 11:03am  

Gee, it's just grand that Secret Agent Man Blinken wants all this protection, except who is going to protect the Israelis from the Rothschild Messiahs and the KMaf Nazis? Is it time for the Rothschild Messiah Rapture and Harvesting for the sacrificial population?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1714071291005645156
29642   Ceffer   2023 Oct 17, 11:07am  

I don't know. Can Hamas afford the expensive wine and liquors, cigars, and exotic tobaccos as well as the catered diet of the Eminence? Will his dressers, servants and corporate P3 handlers need to come along, too? How many trailers of Holy See maintenance? Or will he just rough it for some private time with the hostages?

https://t.me/BannonWarRoom/17731
29643   Ceffer   2023 Oct 17, 11:11am  

No sketch artists for Trump? Guess it's a real fake non-CIA trial. Hee Haw judge and printing press diploma MKUltra prosecutor, what more could an ex-Pres ask for?

https://t.me/BannonWarRoom/17739
29644   Ceffer   2023 Oct 17, 11:19am  

CIA janitorial services weren't so great, bunnies said the Beverly Hills place was a fetid dirty pit towards the end. Nobody says that sex, drugs, rock'n'roll and blackmail had to be clean. Crack houses be crack houses.

https://t.me/BannonWarRoom/17739
29645   Ceffer   2023 Oct 17, 12:38pm  

"The Gaza redevelopment project is going as planned. We just need to eliminate a few obstructions."


https://twitter.com/joeymannarinous
29648   Ceffer   2023 Oct 17, 3:32pm  

MI6 and the Royals closing down some of their fake billionaire subversive Tavistock store fronts? Assets spread thin since the criminal enterprises are being head off at the pass? Oh, for the heady days of the Opium Wars, when you could just go in with the Navy, fuck the local rulers and push down profitable addiction on hundreds of millions.

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/93394
29649   Ceffer   2023 Oct 17, 4:17pm  

Probably not too far from the truth. Yellen is competing with Nancy Actress when she was at her most clownish.

29652   Ceffer   2023 Oct 17, 5:29pm  

Just like the drug trades, Clintons want to make sure they get in on the child trafficking profits in Ukraine. Can't let that one slip away from them, Haiti could only yield so many children. All those war orphans scream for bleeding under the lash.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/55031
29657   Ceffer   2023 Oct 17, 6:17pm  

Is somebody using weather weapons on Tel Aviv?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1713569992908665254
29659   Ceffer   2023 Oct 17, 11:05pm  

It's like having a sociopath in the family, he's the favorite sibling, and everybody believes him/her but never you.

29663   Ceffer   2023 Oct 17, 11:16pm  

Kinna looks like that woman's cootie who claimed 300 partners in a year, but without the taint.

https://t.me/Richardcitizenjournalists/10996
29664   Patrick   2023 Oct 18, 9:43am  

Ceffer says

Probably not too far from the truth. Yellen is competing with Nancy Actress when she was at her most clownish.






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