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"Watching your own kids is hard, and childcare is so expensive. That's why you should just let the government take care of them!

The Babylon Bee is here to encourage you with the following list of reasons why trusting the government to raise your kids might really pay off.

The government always does a great job at everything it does: Have you ever seen the government fail at anything? Didn't think so.
The feds raised Eleven from Stranger Things and that turned out great: It was encouraging to see how seriously the government took its responsibility to keep an eye on her.
California is already doing it: If there's one thing we've learned in the past few years it's that you should always follow California's example.
Your child might learn a cool secret reptilian language: That will come in handy for his high school field trip to D.C.
When they turn out bad you can just blame Republicans for lack of funding: Johnny's a meth dealer now? CURSE YOU, REPUBLICANS!
It's not fair for your child to have a better education than others: Your kids should get the same low-quality schooling as all the other kids being raised by the government. It's all about fairness, folks.
Free babysitting so you can practice self-care with several glasses of wine: The only thing more important than caring for your child... is caring for yourself. You deserve it!
They will always be fully vaccinated: The most important thing when it comes to raising children is to inject them with as many experimental drugs as possible.
They will learn to obey their parent: Which is now the government
As a sane, warm-hearted parent, looking at that list should put your mind at ease and have you rushing to hand your kids off to the government."

https://t.me/ReinerFuellmichEnglish/1052

Hamas Bird strikes again. Bomb that fucking bird.

It wouldn't be CNN without their usual bizarre war fakes.

https://t.me/darkuniverse09/8003

When the soy and seed oils didn't work.

LOL! Biden Actor makes a Satanic Inversion funny.

https://t.me/BannonWarRoom/17643

Hey, boys and girls, it's election year coming up. And, sure as the sun rising, we have a dandy lab generated pathogen ready and packaged to go. Your friends at CDC and FDA and Fort Detrick say, 'You're Welcome'.

Shit. Does this mean that Trump is going to have to change the name to "Lie Social"? Somebody needs to count the headlines that start "Biden lied........" Of course, he is just a guy in a rubber mask following instructions.

https://t.me/EthanLucasShow/12648

They need more radiation proof supplied tunnels and fewer child hunting estates stuffed with stolen crap? Liquidation is a bitch. Maybe a boon for the Jesuits and South America.

https://t.me/greatreject/56247

LOL! After boosting the Hamas false flag and injecting the bolus of money into Iran. And you don't call it the Uniside? They don't even hide it any more.

https://t.me/epochtimes/90608

It isn't Obama, either. Obama is an idiot CIA dupe, possibly a multiple personality Monarch.

One of the arguments for alien presence and involvement with elites is that they feed on our suffering, pain, confusion and death (loosh). This is supplied by their agents and intermediaries as the demand exceeds the supply.

https://t.me/drue86/46508

https://t.me/drue86/46514

LOL! More chicken little scare tactics. If it happens, it won't be from melting permafrost, it will be from the labs.

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/93354

Musta had her Satanic Inversion adrenochrome smoothie for breakfast. In a way, she is right, though, Biden Actor is doing his job for Chatham House, Tavistock and Switzerland in destroying the Republic, the Constitution, and the nation. She's obviously a pawn of the Club of Rome. I wondered what blackmailed this hag, cat porno?

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/54907

Guess that ole 'consolidate them with the enemy' 'Big Brother' thing didn't go so well, so use war suspensions of rights to rain terror down on the heads of any dissidents. Terror on Gaza or terror on Israelis? Moloch doesn't distinguish, it's all tasty.

https://t.me/MikeJaco/7775

Gaza is, after all, a LOT of prime beach front real estate. Too much shit for the current employable DEW capacities, though. Send more bombs and rockets!

Ceffer says

When the soy and seed oils didn't work.

I'm getting shit from YouTube about using an ad blocker. The way to fix this is to connect to youtube using a "private window" in Brave, and using a "private window" under Firefox (same thing). When in this mode, all cookies are discarded when you close the window. Once YouTube flags me enough time, I just close down the browser and restart and it goes back to warning me again until it cuts me off, then I close down the window and restart.

Who knows. Maybe the Israeli KMaf Nazis will be coming to him, en masse. A little Ukrainian Russian leftovers is better than glassed over Isreal.


https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2023/10/16/7424350/

That wasn't so bad. You should have seen the stuff she got all over herself when she was doing porn.

https://youtu.be/PSGvvxsv6Gs

"This is the Supreme Court, you ignorant slut, not the Supreme Endless Gossip Column."

https://youtu.be/PSGvvxsv6Gs

"Blinken, you lying sack of Satanist shit, didn't you just declare yourself an agent of Israel?"

https://t.me/BannonWarRoom/17695

The rotting corpse of the Biden Actor administration is of no further use to them except as a propaganda assassination pinata. Let the crossfire begin? This will be interesting. Amping up the false flag.

Ceffer says

"This is the Supreme Court, you ignorant slut, not the Supreme Endless Gossip Column."

https://youtu.be/PSGvvxsv6Gs

What nobody mentions: women talk endlessly, so of course they're going to be interrupted. It's the only way to get a word in

AmericanKulak says

What nobody mentions: women talk endlessly, so of course they're going to be interrupted. It's the only way to get a word in

My wife has said "How come you always walk away when I'm talking to you?" She's usually sitting down while I am actively doing things that require me to walk around the house, or I'm leaving to go somewhere. I gather they like these endless sessions where you stare raptly into each others' eyes while communing.

I told her if I didn't walk away when she was talking to me, I would be at the same spot we met, look like Howard Hughs with hair down to my ankles and finger nails curling back on themselves and being fed and given fluids with bowel movements taken away in shifts.

She got the message that although I am not hyperactive, I do tend to be active and kind of preoccupied and can't dwell with rapt attention on every little thought that pops into her pretty little head that achieves vocal output.

Of course, that from a woman is also a mild form of shit testing and guilt tripping, so there's that, too.