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Ceffer
2022 May 24, 1:46am
Ceffer
2022 May 24, 1:46am
Uh, about that 40 billion: you'll get 6 billion, Ukrainian Frens, but it will be in the form of Babylonian debt slavery. You're welcome. That'll get you by until Russia kills the last remaining Ukie soldiers in Donbas. We'll be expecting your entire grain reserves in those recently reflagged to USA ships.
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RWSGFY
2022 May 24, 5:42am
RWSGFY
2022 May 24, 5:42am
Ceffer says
Russia is so low-IQ now that even their supposedly best and brightest don't understand the concept of lend-lease.
PS. Why Americans resort to reading incoherent rumblings of some low-IQ fascist cunts in order to understand their own legislation instead of just reading it for themselves is a mystery.
PPS. Does that "Volodin" creature even exist IRL? Have anybody bothered to check if his LinkedIn page is up? Because if it's not...
Uh, about that 40 billion: you'll get 6 billion, Ukrainian Frens, but it will be in the form of Babylonian debt slavery. You're welcome. That'll get you by until Russia kills the last remaining Ukie soldiers in Donbas. We'll be expecting your entire grain reserves in those recently reflagged to USA ships.
Russia is so low-IQ now that even their supposedly best and brightest don't understand the concept of lend-lease.
PS. Why Americans resort to reading incoherent rumblings of some low-IQ fascist cunts in order to understand their own legislation instead of just reading it for themselves is a mystery.
PPS. Does that "Volodin" creature even exist IRL? Have anybody bothered to check if his LinkedIn page is up? Because if it's not...
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Ceffer
2022 May 24, 11:29am
Ceffer
2022 May 24, 11:29am
LOL! Globalists/Obama/Dems are the fathers and financiers of ISIS. Bush is their kissing cousin. Another false flag Reichstag fire to garner sympathy?
"This assassination attempt means that the DHS needs to incarcerate 50 million Americans in gulags for terrorist intentions. Sign on the dotted line to give up your rights today for SAFETY." Of course, if Shrubby were ass-ass-inated, it would be poetic justice and nobody would miss the Skull and Bones traitor.
https://t.me/Absolute1776/13551
"This assassination attempt means that the DHS needs to incarcerate 50 million Americans in gulags for terrorist intentions. Sign on the dotted line to give up your rights today for SAFETY." Of course, if Shrubby were ass-ass-inated, it would be poetic justice and nobody would miss the Skull and Bones traitor.
https://t.me/Absolute1776/13551
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Eric Holder
2022 May 24, 3:55pm
Eric Holder
2022 May 24, 3:55pm
The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.
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richwicks
2022 May 24, 3:59pm
richwicks
2022 May 24, 3:59pm
Eric Holder says
Most likely bullshit. Post links.
The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.
Most likely bullshit. Post links.
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Eric Holder
2022 May 24, 5:34pm
Eric Holder
2022 May 24, 5:34pm
richwicks says
Links to Heaven applying for NATO membership? Have you tried to reach St. Peter's office for a comment?
Eric Holder says
The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.
Most likely bullshit. Post links.
Links to Heaven applying for NATO membership? Have you tried to reach St. Peter's office for a comment?
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richwicks
2022 May 24, 5:35pm
richwicks
2022 May 24, 5:35pm
Eric Holder says
Look, it's easy to post bullshit. Back it up. Post links.
Our "news" media constantly makes false claims, as far as I'm concerned, you are just repeating them.
Post links.
richwicks says
Eric Holder says
The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.
Most likely bullshit. Post links.
Links to Heaven applying for NATO membership? Have you tried to reach St. Peter's office for a comment?
Look, it's easy to post bullshit. Back it up. Post links.
Our "news" media constantly makes false claims, as far as I'm concerned, you are just repeating them.
Post links.
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Eric Holder
2022 May 24, 5:36pm
Eric Holder
2022 May 24, 5:36pm
richwicks says
Found the link: https://www.heaven.org/news/heaven-applied-for-nato-membership-following-russian-announcement
See, it's was not hard to find.
Eric Holder saysrichwicks says
Eric Holder says
The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.
Most likely bullshit. Post links.
Links to Heaven applying for NATO membership? Have you tried to reach St. Peter's office for a comment?
Look, it's easy to post bullshit. Back it up.
Found the link: https://www.heaven.org/news/heaven-applied-for-nato-membership-following-russian-announcement
See, it's was not hard to find.
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richwicks
2022 May 24, 7:24pm
richwicks
2022 May 24, 7:24pm
Eric Holder says
HEAVEN.ORG ?
Also - the link does not load. I've tried a few ways.
I discount what you write because you are too easily duped by obvious propaganda, or you actively promote it.
Found the link: https://www.heaven.org/news/heaven-applied-for-nato-membership-following-russian-announcement
See, it's was not hard to find.
HEAVEN.ORG ?
Also - the link does not load. I've tried a few ways.
I discount what you write because you are too easily duped by obvious propaganda, or you actively promote it.
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FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut
2022 May 24, 9:00pm
FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut
2022 May 24, 9:00pm
Eric Holder says
And instantly Northrop Grumman "Defensive" missiles were setup on heavens borders and few military bases monitoring for presence of Muslim extremists, parents against CRT, and people who question Biden election win or vaccines. Defensive missiles are special types of missiles, they refuse to fly offensively, it's kind of magical like that explained Northrop Grumman CEO to the skeptical heaven dwellers. Although they were skeptical at first, they went along with it because he said it so convincingly.
The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.
And instantly Northrop Grumman "Defensive" missiles were setup on heavens borders and few military bases monitoring for presence of Muslim extremists, parents against CRT, and people who question Biden election win or vaccines. Defensive missiles are special types of missiles, they refuse to fly offensively, it's kind of magical like that explained Northrop Grumman CEO to the skeptical heaven dwellers. Although they were skeptical at first, they went along with it because he said it so convincingly.
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Patrick
2022 May 24, 9:06pm
Patrick
2022 May 24, 9:06pm
richwicks says
C'mon, that's getting personal.
you are too easily duped by obvious propaganda, or you actively promote it.
C'mon, that's getting personal.
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richwicks
2022 May 24, 9:57pm
richwicks
2022 May 24, 9:57pm
RWSGFY says
Of course it's an insult.
I have a my IP address, a VPN, Tor, and access to 3 other machines I'm not going to bother with.
It's inaccessible.
RWSGFY says
Site is down.
I'm want serious discussion, not just stupidity. Stop promoting another fucking war. It's just getting people killed. Men, women, and children. Ukraine can't win against a nuclear power, this entire bullshit is to hopefully weaken Russia, but what is most important is the kickbacks and bribes from "aid". That's all of our fucking wars. Eisenhower warned us about this:
original link
This is just a bunch of sociopaths being parasites on humanity. If you think that is funny, fuck you. War is a racket.
Dude, are you clinically retarded?
Serious question, not an attempt to insult.
Of course it's an insult.
I have a my IP address, a VPN, Tor, and access to 3 other machines I'm not going to bother with.
It's inaccessible.
RWSGFY says
Because asking for links to fact check a joke and then getting all worked up when presented with heaven.org is as Special Olympics as it gets.
Site is down.
I'm want serious discussion, not just stupidity. Stop promoting another fucking war. It's just getting people killed. Men, women, and children. Ukraine can't win against a nuclear power, this entire bullshit is to hopefully weaken Russia, but what is most important is the kickbacks and bribes from "aid". That's all of our fucking wars. Eisenhower warned us about this:
original link
This is just a bunch of sociopaths being parasites on humanity. If you think that is funny, fuck you. War is a racket.
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Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2022 May 25, 8:48am
Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2022 May 25, 8:48am
Bush Jr. pranked - thinks he's speaking with Zelenski over zoom:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XikI_5_8zHI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XikI_5_8zHI
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Bd6r
2022 May 25, 12:35pm
Bd6r
2022 May 25, 12:35pm
FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says
He(zir) is channeling his inner toxic whiteness!!!
hispanic face of white supremacy!!!
He(zir) is channeling his inner toxic whiteness!!!
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