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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,146,736 views  42,258 comments

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16662   Ceffer   2022 Jun 29, 8:54pm  

It's so cool the vote does that all by itself!


16664   Bd6r   2022 Jun 30, 6:41am  

Real quote from our favorite politician:

16665   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jun 30, 7:08am  

THIS!

Since Trump came down the escalator, I have discovered that over 80% of first generation or even 2nd gen, immigrant Americans, loathe America, and hate Americans, they wish secretly that America would implode and fall into a Dictator state. They hope nothing but the worse for America, well mainly White America. They don't give a fuck what happens, because they all have their home country to run back to. Jamaicans especially, they are the most egregious, and it's due to the fact, that the Jamaican government gives them free land. They have a nice plot of land back home in Jamaica and it's their plan B, while they come here and pillage everything they can, while not giving a shit what goes down politically. They have their parachute plan after all. Then most South Americans heart doesn't bleed for the red white and blue either. They came to America for economic opportunity, they never came to terms about their Socialist Government and conditions that drove them to flee their country and come here. So they don't recognize serious Democracy threats in Marxist Socialist politicians, because it's what they have back home. They tend to gravitate to them, they are comfortable with that level of Government. Why should Americans enjoy better?

This sums it up best!


16666   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jun 30, 7:11am  

RWSGFY says




Uh, the American Never Trumpers started that shit, for their live Show Trial hearings, with animated Satanist FBI agents making shit up about the President.
16669   RWSGFY   2022 Jun 30, 7:54am  

Tenpoundbass says

RWSGFY says





Uh, the American Never Trumpers started that shit, for their live Show Trial hearings, with animated Satanist FBI agents making shit up about the President.


What in a world of fuck are you talking about here?
16671   Patrick   2022 Jun 30, 10:41am  


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16673   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jun 30, 10:56am  

RWSGFY says


What in a world of fuck are you talking about here?


You never saw the "Trump is Bayud! UmKay!" hearings that took place from 2017 until even after he left office?

Peter Schiff and Gerald Gonads have a keen propensity for Dictator Tyrant courts like shown in the picture.
16678   richwicks   2022 Jun 30, 6:12pm  

Tenpoundbass says

They came to America for economic opportunity, they never came to terms about their Socialist Government and conditions that drove them to flee their country and come here.


The only difference between what the US does to the Middle East and what it does to South America, is they don't often bomb South America, and when they do, they keep it secret.

Obama fucked up Hondorus pretty well, and Hillary Clinton was a good part of that. The US Federal government creates a lot of problems in South America. Anything the US Federal government touches, turns to shit.

You want to solve the problem of illegal immigration? It's being caused by our own government and intelligence agencies. If they just stop fucking places up, this shit ends.
16679   richwicks   2022 Jun 30, 8:12pm  



original link


I can spit out one of these a week. Good thing we don't have that mental incompetent Trump in charge, because with him, I'd have to really do work to take him out of context to make him look like he had Alzheimer's.
16684   Booger   2022 Jul 1, 1:51pm  

16685   Ceffer   2022 Jul 1, 1:58pm  

Forget about urinating Russian hookers, Amber fling da shit.
https://t.me/TheBabylonBee/3035
16687   Ceffer   2022 Jul 1, 3:08pm  

16688   Ceffer   2022 Jul 1, 3:28pm  

16689   AmericanKulak   2022 Jul 1, 3:53pm  

Patrick says







Men need to wake up and gain Great Grandpa generation's awareness:

1. Women are naturally hysterical.
2. Only strong training and values can help them control it.
3. Most women secretly DONT want to think but be told what to think.
16690   stereotomy   2022 Jul 1, 4:15pm  

Ultrasonic hearing FTW. I guess cats are good for something after all (I'm a dog person).
16692   AmericanKulak   2022 Jul 1, 6:00pm  



The last two are fighting for #1.
16694   Ceffer   2022 Jul 1, 7:56pm  

16695   Ceffer   2022 Jul 1, 7:57pm  

16696   richwicks   2022 Jul 1, 7:59pm  

stereotomy says

Ultrasonic hearing FTW. I guess cats are good for something after all (I'm a dog person).


Dogs are better. Try to go camping with a cat, or hang out at a bar with a cat, or go walking through a nature preserve with a cat.

Dogs are a LOT more work than a cat is, that's kind of the great thing about a dog. You must spend more time with them, and you must have more interaction with them. They are more work, but they are more joy as well. You don't even need to give a cat a bath, try that with a dog...
16697   RWSGFY   2022 Jul 1, 8:19pm  

personal
16700   Booger   2022 Jul 2, 3:24am  

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