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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,148,868 views  42,277 comments

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17507   Tenpoundbass   2022 Aug 9, 4:58pm  

These people are imbeciles.



17508   Ceffer   2022 Aug 9, 6:07pm  

I'm wondering if eventually a close relationship between armed IRS agents and Department Of Foreign Nazi Infiltration of America (otherwise known as Department of Homeland Security) and FEMA will be demonstrated.
https://t.me/Absolute1776/16075
17509   Onvacation   2022 Aug 9, 6:11pm  

Above the law

17510   richwicks   2022 Aug 9, 7:08pm  

Ceffer says

One of the scariest things to drop from Biden Actor's lips (next to 'You smell good, would you like to take a shower with me?": "I promise you......" which translated "I'm going to solemnly fuck you down the road when you least expect it. Grab your ankles, suckers."
https://en-volve.com/2022/08/09/biden-god-knows-what-else-is-in-the-democrats-inflation-reduction-act/



It's not in the video. That story is bullshit. I always look for the part of the video when they make claims, and they are lying about what he said.
17511   Patrick   2022 Aug 9, 10:01pm  

This site has a quote:


“We’ve never done this before, but because of a number of things we got done on a bipartisan basis — like a billion, 200 million-dollar infrastructure project — like what we’re doing today, we passed yesterday, helping take care of everything from health care to God knows what else,” Biden said.


https://nypost.com/2022/08/08/biden-says-inflation-bill-funds-healthcare-god-knows-what-else-in-bizarre-speech/
17512   richwicks   2022 Aug 9, 10:25pm  

Patrick says

This site has a quote:

“We’ve never done this before, but because of a number of things we got done on a bipartisan basis — like a billion, 200 million-dollar infrastructure project — like what we’re doing today, we passed yesterday, helping take care of everything from health care to God knows what else,” Biden said.

https://nypost.com/2022/08/08/biden-says-inflation-bill-funds-healthcare-god-knows-what-else-in-bizarre-speech/


It's not the same quote, which is "God only knows what's in that thing", and that's in QUOTES.

Quoting is one thing, that can be taken out of context, but paraphrasing and then calling it a quote, that's just deceptive.

I have a TON of experience with propaganda and bullshit "news". There's quite a few people who are absolutely, maniacally, obsessively driven to report what they think is "the truth" - these people are competing against the entire corporate machine of propaganda, and they compete against these LAZY sites that don't even bother to verify what they report.

Trying to find somebody that is "telling the truth" but "makes mistakes" is difficult but they exist. You know how I find them? They've been deplatformed, they mention other people that do the same thing they do, but you have to find one or two first, and all this bullshit, makes it really hard to get started.
17513   Ceffer   2022 Aug 9, 11:40pm  

Do you really have to burst ALL my bubbles like that? How cruel.
17514   richwicks   2022 Aug 10, 1:11am  

Ceffer says


Do you really have to burst ALL my bubbles like that? How cruel.


I'm not trying to be an asshole.

With the SHIT that is going on today, and with the GARBAGE running our nation today, we don't have to do anything other than stick strictly to the truth.

When something UNTRUE is repeated, it weakens your position. If you show somebody "on the fence" or especially on the other side of the fence something that turns out to be incorrect, they dismiss EVERYTHING you say from that point forward. You have to be careful and readily admit error, but really, avoid error.

I make errors all the time, but you must notice I get crazy when something really interesting shows up, and there's no way to verify it. Then I have to spend up to 30 minutes to find out if some supposed headline or story actually exists. It's a bitch. I had to check that audio, and it's false, it's misleading to say the least.

Here's an example - were any of the protesters at the January 6th "insurrection" armed? I bet you think no. That's wrong, some were. Not most of them, a very small number of them, I don't think ANY of them entered the Capitol. I heard constantly "not a single protester was armed" - that's not true.

The right lies as much as the left, not knowingly, they just don't know! There's people CONVINCED that the Mueller report has some dirt in it, just ask them where. You have to check everything, and it's GRUELING. Take my argument with @"mostly reader" I don't think he's evil, I think he's wrong. I challenge him with the full expectation that he cannot defend his position. He further solidifies my current belief that most people that think this is an "unprovoked war" can't defend that position. I didn't just hear that Victoria Nuland picked the new leader, I had to track that down and verify it was correct. I had to find out what Burisma was, I had to find out that Ihor Kolomoyskyi was basically the owner of Burisma, that he ran the television station that Zelenskyy was on, and I still make mistakes. I thought Crimea was Russia's ONLY warm water port, that's not strictly true, it's the most important to them.

If everybody spent a LITTLE effort to confirm what they hear, and increase their reliability, and everybody checked their work, think of what a think tank would be here? It would be awesome.
17516   Ceffer   2022 Aug 10, 10:58am  

If you think this is Nancy Pelosi, you are one of the "I" words. They are refurbishing the old bird with a younger stable of actress(es) and cgi to line her up as the actor to take Biden Actor's place. Is this why "real" Pelosi and her husband appear to be stumbling, mumbling drunk all the time, their 'retirement' is at hand aka useless idiot Illuminati graveyard? We are truly in the era of manufactured name stealer politicos. Remember, nearly every picture of politicians and celebs go through an automated photoshop type app that removes wrinkles and makes them look younger. 'Real' Nancy looks like a sagging mass of wrinkles and wattles.


This is supposed to be her 'after' a face lift. They will claim that 'new Nancy' is just great plastic surgery rather than Globalist reincarnation.
17518   Ceffer   2022 Aug 10, 11:17am  

More like paid off, bribed, blackmailed, foreign interest political RealDolls:
17519   richwicks   2022 Aug 10, 11:21am  

Ceffer says

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/73101


30% of the population is stupid, and coincidentally, that's about Biden's approval number.
17521   Ceffer   2022 Aug 10, 11:25am  

They were probably looking for stuff to wear at their next LBGQT parade. "Does this make me look like Monkey Pox bait?"
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/69945
17522   Misc   2022 Aug 10, 11:26am  

When is someone going to SWAT Hunter's house in Malibu?????

Just call into SWAT that there are people with firearms doing drug deals there.
17524   Ceffer   2022 Aug 10, 11:57am  

LOL! Mike Pence: Kiss of Death endorsement:
17525   Ceffer   2022 Aug 10, 11:59am  

richwicks says


30% of the population is stupid, and coincidentally, that's about Biden's approval number.

No, that's the inflated, manipulated Globalist press number.
17527   Ceffer   2022 Aug 10, 6:34pm  

Very nervous looking Paul Pelosi with Young Nancy Actress in Asia. He was probably there to giver her tips on staying in character. He is 'pre-bribed and blackmailed', being already a pedo and in on the same graft that Hunter Biden is. He's kind of a Hunter without the crack pipe.
Makes you wonder if they put real Nancy in the grave and told him to cooperate with the charade or die along with her.


https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/16554
17529   Ceffer   2022 Aug 10, 7:09pm  

They aren't IRS agents, they are a militia. Since they can't get NG or military to do their dirty work, they will generate another armed paramilitary group out of whole bureaucratic cloth to persecute the citizenry for the DC Lubyanka. It's Communism 101.

They just happen to be a militia that can collect their own extortion and pay for themselves.

They'll be breaking down doors and seizing stuff right and left, and will also shoot a few people. Everybody gets a little Ruby Ridge action.
17530   Patrick   2022 Aug 10, 7:14pm  

Ceffer says

They aren't IRS agents, they are a militia.


It's not a perfectly clear line.

Russian government tax collectors in masks confiscate business inventory to cover the business's back taxes. Those agents look like bandits.

Colombian drug dealers build schools and hospitals in areas where the official government fails to do so. Those drug dealers look like a government.
17531   richwicks   2022 Aug 10, 9:09pm  

Patrick says

Russian government tax collectors in masks confiscate business inventory to cover the business's back taxes. Those agents look like bandits.


How do you know this? I'm not saying this isn't true, I just don't know how you determine this to be true.
17533   Eric Holder   2022 Aug 11, 9:29am  

richwicks says

Patrick says


Russian government tax collectors in masks confiscate business inventory to cover the business's back taxes. Those agents look like bandits.


How do you know this? I'm not saying this isn't true, I just don't know how you determine this to be true.




17535   Ceffer   2022 Aug 11, 12:20pm  

Trump is going to have to sweep Mar a Lago for bugs and return them by the crate full to the FBI.
17536   Ceffer   2022 Aug 11, 12:35pm  

For you perpetual Spring hopefuls, clinging to shreds of faith in government honesty.

17537   richwicks   2022 Aug 11, 12:42pm  

Eric Holder says

richwicks says


Patrick says



Russian government tax collectors in masks confiscate business inventory to cover the business's back taxes. Those agents look like bandits.


How do you know this? I'm not saying this isn't true, I just don't know how you determine this to be true.








This doesn't answer my question.

I'm pretty certain there is some Russian propaganda, but I know with absolute certainty there is American propaganda, and I'm fucking sick of it.

Demonstrate why you believe the claim that Russian tax collectors arrive in masks to confiscate business inventory. If you can't do that, don't claim it. Is this an unreasonable position?
17538   Patrick   2022 Aug 11, 1:05pm  

richwicks says

Patrick says


Russian government tax collectors in masks confiscate business inventory to cover the business's back taxes. Those agents look like bandits.


How do you know this? I'm not saying this isn't true, I just don't know how you determine this to be true.


An article or two I read some years ago. I don't have the link now, but it was mainstream corporate news.
17539   richwicks   2022 Aug 11, 1:22pm  

Patrick says

but it was mainstream corporate news.


They have zero credibility. I can show you examples to demonstrate this, but I think you are aware of this.

I quit consuming corporate news 20 years ago, but I keep tabs on it every now and then just to see how outrageous they have become. Rachael Maddow is my favorite liar now, and I used to respect her. She is completely soulless dogshit. I read on Wikipedia she "suffers from depression", that's what happens when your job is to misinform people for a living. I think that's an anti-human thing to do, it goes against our nature.
17541   richwicks   2022 Aug 11, 2:59pm  

Booger says





Who is the guy on top?

Communists are a failure of education, a failure of society. Don't bitch and whine about what you allow society to create.

We KNOW from multiple attempts that communism doesn't work, I have a HUGE aversion to blaming the brainwashed. Just educate.

I also have an aversion to what people call "communists", it's the same as the current FIB calling anti-authoritarians "white nationalists". It's often used as a smear, propaganda. When the US overthrew Iran and Guatemala, the propaganda was these governments were "communist", they weren't. It was just a lie. Just like you MAY be called a "white nationalist supremacist" they are called "communists". It's a smear. Just propaganda to control your thinking.
17542   Ceffer   2022 Aug 11, 3:04pm  

Throwing Commies out of helicopters doesn't educate them on the way down?
17543   richwicks   2022 Aug 11, 3:20pm  

Ceffer says


Throwing Commies out of helicopters doesn't educate them on the way down?


The whole purpose at my age, 51, is to educate the next generation on the errors of our generation and previous generations.

They aren't "bad people" they are misinformed people.

A 50 year old communist, fine, throw them out of a helicopter, but not some 20 year old shithead. You haven't done your civic duty to oversee education, and you don't educate. This mess you are in, it's your fault.

We created the most powerful communication and education tool in history, and all you want to do with it is to look at porn. If this civilization fails, it deserves to fail. If you won't take action, fuck you. We gave you all the fucking tools to make it as easy as possible to fight back, and if you did nothing, fuck you. If this civilization fails because of your total lack of civic and parental responsibility, fuck you.

You have in front of you the envy of EVERY civilization and culture before you, if you don't make use of it, fuck you. You have NO IDEA how much effort was invested to democratize information, if you won't make use of it, fuck you.

For fucks sake we've led you to the water, and we're practically stuffing your head into it now. Either drink or drown. You have NO IDEA how much effort it was to invested to make this communication system Either do your fucking EASY AS SHIT JOB at this point, or fuck you.

I'm tired of this shit. Maybe you are subhuman, maybe I should just exploit you. I'm so goddamned tired of trying to educate morons for their OWN SAFETY who ignore it.

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