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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,151,660 views  42,309 comments

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17981   Ceffer   2022 Aug 31, 6:02pm  

Eating bugs was yesterday. Today, you will eat asphalt with Alfredo sauce.
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/31261
17982   HeadSet   2022 Aug 31, 6:39pm  

Patrick says



Why not add burning masks as well? We have plenty of 'em.
17983   RWSGFY   2022 Aug 31, 7:31pm  

ZipperTits says

RWSGFY says


Are you sure it's not just monkeypox?


Since nobody will tell us the fucking truth about how Monkeypox is transmitted, how would we know @RWSGFY ?


The circumstantial evidence points firmly to fudgepacking being the main risk factor.
17984   RWSGFY   2022 Aug 31, 7:32pm  

HeadSet says

Patrick says




Why not add burning masks as well? We have plenty of 'em.


Toxic fumes. Don't want that.
17988   Ceffer   2022 Aug 31, 11:30pm  

Yup. Virtue signaling technology designed to fail so that we are left at the mercy of their transportation prohibitions. They'll be able to shut down EV's at will en masse. Nice assassination chassis, too!

17989   Ceffer   2022 Aug 31, 11:35pm  

One would hopium. However, it is all wind in sails without enforcement.https://t.me/WeTheMedia/74284https://t.me/WeTheMedia/74284
17991   richwicks   2022 Aug 31, 11:48pm  

Ceffer says




Dominion Enterprises is a some company that sells financial services:

https://www.linkedin.com/in/robynepps

https://www.dominionenterprises.com/about-us

They aren't the same company as Dominion voting machines:

https://www.dominionvoting.com/

But yeah, Ray Epps was a FIB asset. No idea if that particular woman is really the wife of the traitor Ray Epps.
17992   gabbar   2022 Sep 1, 5:54am  

Tenpoundbass says






There is a world view of democracy and this view is theoretical. If one were to look into the details of democracy, one would probably realize that what we usually call democracy doesn't exist at all. I myself don't know what makes a democracy a democracy. So when a politician uses the word democracy, its a lie, its bullshit. Is democracy a conditioning that begins in schools and gets solidified in colleges? There is no democratic party democracy and there is no MAGA democracy. There is no presidential democracy, there is no parliamentary democracy.
17993   stfu   2022 Sep 1, 9:31am  

gabbar says

There is a world view of democracy and this view is theoretical. If one were to look into the details of democracy, one would probably realize that what we usually call democracy doesn't exist at all. I myself don't know what makes a democracy a democracy. So when a politician uses the word democracy, its a lie, its bullshit. Is democracy a conditioning that begins in schools and gets solidified in colleges? There is no democratic party democracy and there is no MAGA democracy. There is no presidential democracy, there is no parliamentary democracy.


You are correct. They used to teach the kids in the schoolz that this country is a representative republic. The founders went to great pains to design a system that would not turn into what it's turned into. In fact, the US has probably the oldest continuous government in the world right now. The Swiss constitution is actually based on what our founders came up with 200+ years ago.

We be fucking it up though.
17994   Patrick   2022 Sep 1, 9:42am  

stfu says


We be fucking it up though.


The biggest fuckup, I think, is delegating power to unelected bureaucrats like Pfauci.

There should be no regulations made by them, only laws made by Congress. Most of what we think of as "laws" are really regulations which the people's representatives never voted on at all.

And then there are the agencies like the CIA/FBI/NSA. None of them should exist. Far from protecting the country, they actively threaten it.

The Federal government should be about 1% of its current size. Aside from borders, national trade policy, and defense, everything else is the proper domain of the states.
17995   Bd6r   2022 Sep 1, 9:57am  

17996   Bd6r   2022 Sep 1, 9:57am  

17997   Bd6r   2022 Sep 1, 1:56pm  

17998   Bd6r   2022 Sep 1, 1:56pm  

17999   Ceffer   2022 Sep 1, 4:37pm  

18000   Ceffer   2022 Sep 1, 4:58pm  

Yeah, but can she catch a chicken?
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/31301
18001   gabbar   2022 Sep 1, 5:01pm  

Patrick says


The biggest fuckup, I think, is delegating power to unelected bureaucrats like Pfauci.

The biggest fuck up, is how the fuck can these fuckers print trillions without a vote? Without the trillions, the elite parasites would not be as strong as they are now. These fuckers got rich off these trillions that were printed. These trillions are based on the sweat of the citizens of this country. These trillions belong to the people and how can they print it without people voting on it. Where the fuck are the so called Republicans? There was a time, I remember, when Clinton was President, the country had a balanced budget
18002   Patrick   2022 Sep 1, 5:02pm  

True.

Do the people get to vote on how much the Federal Reserve prints up? No.

Why is our currency in the hands of people who were never elected?

Why don't we have silver coins which worked for millenia?
18003   gabbar   2022 Sep 1, 5:04pm  

Patrick says


Do the people get to vote on how much the Federal Reserve prints up? No.

How the fuck does this happens and not a squeak from the people or anyone in the uniparty? What's the point in finger pointing at China or Russia or Iran or whatever country when this shit happens and will likely happen in the future?
18004   Patrick   2022 Sep 1, 5:26pm  

They will tell you that it's too complicated for you to understand why we can't have silver coins.

But we could just start using silver coins with each other.
18005   Ceffer   2022 Sep 1, 5:39pm  

The Illuminati Tango. Care to dance?

"World Economic Forum's ENTIRE plan EXPOSED in just 60 seconds.
This is what attacks against Dutch farmers are REALLY about." https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/31344
18007   Onvacation   2022 Sep 1, 7:10pm  

Patrick says


Why don't we have silver coins which worked for millenia?

We do!

I keep this in my pocket. Worth more than $20 but I carry it for its antimicrobial properties.

18008   Patrick   2022 Sep 1, 7:25pm  

A good start!

We could literally use Morgan Dollars, Peace Dollars, and all the quarters and dimes they minted. There are still a ton of them out there.

All US currency is still valid, so the government cannot object to its being used as currency.
18010   Onvacation   2022 Sep 1, 10:20pm  

Patrick says

All US currency is still valid, so the government cannot object to its being used as currency.

Roosevelts government demanded all gold in the early 30's. They mandated that people turn in all coins and bullion. People were not allowed to open their safe deposit box without an agent there making sure they had no gold.

They put it all in fort Knox for safe keeping.

After they gathered up and traded all of the real money for paper, they devalued the paper. Our fiat currency has been inflating ever since and it is inevitable that it will eventually be worth the paper it is printed on.

There is a lot of "constitutional" silver hoarded by people that know its worth. What is to stop the government from calling in all old coinage at face value?

I never thought I would live through times like these in America. It's a fucking dystopian nightmare.
18011   Patrick   2022 Sep 1, 10:22pm  

Onvacation says

What is to stop the government from calling in all old coinage at face value?


Mass disobedience.
18012   richwicks   2022 Sep 1, 10:24pm  

Patrick says

Onvacation says


What is to stop the government from calling in all old coinage at face value?


Mass disobedience.


That's right.

Most people who have precious metals would dump it into the Mariana Trench before they'd give it to this criminal government. People who hold the metals typically despise the government, and they are right to despite them.
18013   Onvacation   2022 Sep 1, 10:29pm  

Onvacation says


There is a lot of "constitutional" silver hoarded by people that know its worth. What is to stop the government from calling in all old coinage at face value?

Why else would they need revenue agents? If they can raid Trump they have no qualms about raiding someone that wouldn't trade a thousand Morgan, Peace, or Silver Eagle dollars for a thousand dollars credit into their "account".

I expect they plan on putting together IRS swat teams with special body armor, automatics, grenades, and tanks. "How dare you keep your coin collection when we're going through an existential crisis".
18014   gabbar   2022 Sep 2, 3:33am  

Patrick says


But we could just start using silver coins with each other.

How about people becoming minimalistic en masse? Don't buy anything but essentials. Buy from people instead of corporations, just the essentials. Stop going to sporting events, you don't need it, its just silly watching others play and cheering for them. Spend time with friends and family instead. Live in a large family instead of separating. Buy small homes. Stop eating out, cook at home. Make do with the clothes you have. Keep your cars longer. Don't sell your time/labor cheap. Eat well, eat quality over quantity, learn to cook, everyone should learn to cook, stay healthy, avoid hospitals and doctors. Don't let them take your money through investing in stupid stocks. Form teams within your community and implement this on a mass scale. Don't use internet unless it benefits you.
18015   gabbar   2022 Sep 2, 3:40am  

Ceffer says


The Illuminati Tango. Care to dance?

"World Economic Forum's ENTIRE plan EXPOSED in just 60 seconds.
This is what attacks against Dutch farmers are REALLY about." https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/31344


Who is the guy who is being interviewed? Scarcity = Dependency. Dependency = Control. This is what its about in the US too. Its about who is in charge. Humans have sought control since forever. Its about power and power is more attractive than money. They want to control us. They manage us just like a shepherd manages sheep. Their main tool for managing people on a massive scale is printing money. They will say that its for our own good but its about control
18017   Booger   2022 Sep 2, 1:25pm  

18018   Booger   2022 Sep 2, 1:28pm  

18019   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2022 Sep 2, 1:29pm  

Bd6r says




Not a joke, I showed this to my daughter, explained who Pinochet was, and she was like "Hey this would be funnier if it said liberals instead of communists". And I'm thinking to myself... YES I'M RAISING HER RIGHT!!!!

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