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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,149,508 views  42,283 comments

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19323   DD214   2022 Nov 16, 5:15am  

19326   Ceffer   2022 Nov 16, 1:01pm  

Indonesia and Philippines hold the world's largest reserves of raw gold. You can count on every Globalist and world whore to bop over there to kiss ass and get Indonesian gold loans to try to back up their printing press monetary follies and stave off bankruptcy.
https://t.me/TommyRobinsonNews/41830https://t.me/TommyRobinsonNews/41836
19327   Ceffer   2022 Nov 16, 1:14pm  

The Globalists are abject failures so far. Although they may exceed the cumulative kill head count of Ghengis Khan, Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot, Mao, WWI, WWII, Spanish Flu etc., they aren't even close to shaving the Tribble reporoducing masses down to the slave goal of 500 million.

Nuclear holocaust won't cut it, so it looks like they will have to search for a large asteroid to re-direct at the Earth. Being a flat target, they might miss.
19328   richwicks   2022 Nov 16, 5:09pm  

Ceffer says

Nuclear holocaust won't cut it,


Oh sure it would.

If I was a psychopath and wanted to kill a MAJOR portion of the population, I would start by destroying financial centers, then I'd go after major infrastructure like energy plants, I'd destroy harbors, and then I would destroy food production sites.

The people in the country would have a good chance of life, but cities would be in chaos in days and would be dead in weeks.
19329   Onvacation   2022 Nov 16, 5:17pm  

RAGE!
19330   Ceffer   2022 Nov 16, 5:24pm  

Onvacation says

RAGE!

Finally. Not nearly enough of that for those pencil neck saboteurs and treasonistas.
19331   Patrick   2022 Nov 16, 5:31pm  

Onvacation says

RAGE!



I like that guy. I hope he's taking blood pressure meds though.
19332   mell   2022 Nov 16, 5:35pm  

Really hope while the bar is high and blowback will be brutal, that Kari Lake decided to challenge the election. Let it drag out for weeks if not months, maybe somebody will coke forward with irrefutable evidence. There's a 68.71 percent chance the election was stolen
19333   Patrick   2022 Nov 16, 5:36pm  

richwicks says

If I was a psychopath and wanted to kill a MAJOR portion of the population, I would start by destroying financial centers, then I'd go after major infrastructure like energy plants, I'd destroy harbors, and then I would destroy food production sites.

The people in the country would have a good chance of life, but cities would be in chaos in days and would be dead in weeks.


Ironically, this would wipe out most Democrats, but not most Republicans.
19334   richwicks   2022 Nov 16, 6:47pm  

Patrick says

richwicks says


If I was a psychopath and wanted to kill a MAJOR portion of the population, I would start by destroying financial centers, then I'd go after major infrastructure like energy plants, I'd destroy harbors, and then I would destroy food production sites.

The people in the country would have a good chance of life, but cities would be in chaos in days and would be dead in weeks.


Ironically, this would wipe out most Democrats, but not most Republicans.


Well, I'd be dead in such a scenario, most likely.

Ironically, at this point, I think it would be a less war torn world if democrats went away though. My 30 year old self would be doing conniptions to hear my 50 year old self saying that.
19337   Ceffer   2022 Nov 17, 1:47pm  

Brazil is doing it. Usual crap, left wing attack dogs of fake news press. Not gonna work this time. Elections invalidated, so far their approach has been low key instead of BOOM BOOM, but with high court judges fleeing the country, there must be a clear and present threat to the fraud apparatus.
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19344   Patrick   2022 Nov 18, 11:58am  

BayArea says

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkqYmZ_jI0F/


@BayArea can you post a screenshot of that?
19345   DD214   2022 Nov 18, 12:43pm  



I call this representative government.

Salvatori, Feldman, O'Reilly, Nelson -- an Italian, a Jew, an Irishman and a regular American there.

That's what I call a balanced ticket.
19346   Patrick   2022 Nov 18, 3:58pm  

DD214 says



I call this representative government.

Salvatori, Feldman, O'Reilly, Nelson -- an Italian, a Jew, an Irishman and a regular American there.

That's what I call a balanced ticket.


I never heard of this show before now.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108682/

Are Salvatori, Feldman, O'Reilly, Nelson characters on it? I don't see them in writeups.

Funny how they have a woman with a very Irish name playing the Jewess:

19347   DD214   2022 Nov 18, 4:47pm  

Patrick says


I never heard of this show before now.


That is the home and address of Archie Bunker - All In The Family

The comment was part of the episode on voting.
19348   DD214   2022 Nov 18, 4:54pm  



WASHINGTON—In an effort to earn a little extra cash ahead of the holiday season, Vice President Kamala Harris told reporters Thursday she had picked up a seasonal job at a D.C.-area Macy’s.

“Technically, I don’t think I’m supposed to have a second job outside of the vice presidency, but it’s not like they’re missing me anyway,” said Harris, who hummed along to a Michael Bublé rendition of “Holly Jolly Christmas” playing over the intercom as she folded a stack of cable knit sweaters.

“I’d be bored out of my mind if it weren’t for these 15 hours a week at Macy’s. It’s a temporary gig for now, but who knows? I might try to stay on through January if things at the White House keep going the way they’re going.”

At press time, Harris added that it was nice to finally work someplace where she felt needed.

https://www.theonion.com/kamala-harris-picks-up-seasonal-job-at-macy-s-1849770418
19352   Ceffer   2022 Nov 19, 2:30am  

LOL! Being investigated by Maxine Waters. Why don't they get Biden Actor to investigate Hunter while they're at it.
19355   Ceffer   2022 Nov 19, 2:33am  

Behind every stroked out Orc is the whore who made him what he is:
19357   charlie303   2022 Nov 19, 7:34am  

Ceffer says

LOL! Being investigated by Maxine Waters. Why don't they get Biden Actor to investigate Hunter while they're at it.



Maxine blows SBF a kiss.

https://twitter.com/alec_sears/status/1593630915426541568

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19358   DD214   2022 Nov 19, 8:21am  



Since her involuntary retirement from her lucrative gig as Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi has been seen lingering on the street corners of the National Mall with a cardboard sign that says "Will trade stock tips 4 food."

"We're not sure where the congresswoman's millions of dollars all went, but it's clear this firing has affected her finances severely," said TMZ reporter Jeffrey McHara, speaking over a grainy video of Pelosi panhandling, acknowledging that the footage was difficult to watch due to the Speaker's having gone four days without a hair salon visit.

With experts saying she will not seek reelection to a leadership role, most onlookers had expected Pelosi's firing would allow her to spend more time focusing on her family and insider trading. These hopes have been tempered, however, by the footage of Speaker Pelosi without her dentures and formal eyebrows, panhandling in public.

At publishing time, former Speaker Pelosi was able to transcend homelessness after she identified as transgender, causing her hometown of San Francisco to approve her for the "Guaranteed Income for Trans People (GIFT)" program. She will now be receiving a $1,200 per month stipend to supplement any additional monies she is able to make from selling nonpublic information about the stock market.

https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi-seen-on-street-corner-with-sign-reading-will-give-stock-tips-4-food
19359   Ceffer   2022 Nov 19, 12:57pm  

They administer, collect IRS assets, and issue the paychecks for the foreign occupied, foreign city state of Washington DC. Apply a mirror to the right half of this picture, and the sculpture turns into an image of Baphomet.

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