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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,131,501 views  42,156 comments

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20468   stereotomy   2023 Jan 6, 10:43pm  

Patrick says





That's Spielberg on the set of Jurassic Park. It's the scene with the sick Triceratops (where Laura Dern's character gets elbow deep in dino poop).
20478   Tenpoundbass   2023 Jan 7, 9:39am  

charlie303 says







The only way Jim Jordan can redeem himself now, is to get on that damn Judicial committee and be single handedly responsible for disbanding the FBI, locking up Hillary, and officially undoing and expunging the whole narrative around January 6th. Well I'll go with just one of those things.
But if he thinks he's going to get up there and give his classic triple preface(but here's the good news... here's the good news, here's what they didn't know...), impassioned rebukes and have America fawn over him, based on his words. He's got another thing coming. He's Trey Gowdy X2 for now.

Thanks Matt Gaetz for showing America who's who and what's what in Washington. There's only 5 of them in Congress with any mettle we can trust, the rest are just giving lip service. I doubt MTG will ever show up at Gab ever again.
20480   Patrick   2023 Jan 7, 11:10am  

BayArea says


Patrick says







Hehehe



My wife says Joyce Carol Oates was just playing along, but I don't think so. I think Oates is an idiot.
20481   mell   2023 Jan 7, 11:29am  

stereotomy says

Patrick says






That's Spielberg on the set of Jurassic Park. It's the scene with the sick Triceratops (where Laura Dern's character gets elbow deep in dino poop).

Lol that explains, never watched it. I can see though how modern morons immediately launch into the "narrative". Don't think anyone was just playing along, but who knows
20484   Ceffer   2023 Jan 8, 12:50am  

And, just coincidentally, the Rockefellers can profit enormously from increased pricing:

20490   Tenpoundbass   2023 Jan 8, 7:53am  

charlie303 says

Be afraid, be very afraid!


I'm more afraid of those still rapping their fingers on the table to the beat and humming minutes after he finished.
20494   Patrick   2023 Jan 8, 10:25am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-devastated-as-congress-resumes-functioning



Except it can't really function anyway with the left in control of the Senate and veto power with Bidet.
20495   Ceffer   2023 Jan 8, 10:56am  

All cats are gray in the dark bushes at the truck stop.

20496   Ceffer   2023 Jan 8, 11:02am  

In related news, Department Of Foreign Nazi Constitution Occupational Forces token bald guy liar may be losing job.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/39799
20497   Ceffer   2023 Jan 8, 11:13am  

So, who was it who started all this KommieKunt shit to begin with?

https://t.me/STFNREPORT/20551
20498   Ceffer   2023 Jan 8, 11:15am  

More 9/11 shit. Shake those gray cells a bit more.

20499   Ceffer   2023 Jan 8, 11:17am  

More ground up baby meat addiction withdrawal:

https://t.me/STFNREPORT/20562
20500   Ceffer   2023 Jan 8, 11:22am  

More truth than fiction? The AI's that have taken over organized medicine will analyze your chart, decide if you live or die, how you live or die, or whether your organs would be useful to the elites, and deal with you accordingly. Your rubber masked Biden Actor so called doctor reading the AI medical teleprompter will issue whatever lie is necessary to gain your cooperation.

https://t.me/STFNREPORT/20569
20504   Ceffer   2023 Jan 8, 12:17pm  

Anything that is bad for the Swalwell is good for the country. Fucking WEF California Soros Fecal Impaction appointee.

20505   Ceffer   2023 Jan 8, 1:05pm  

Don't be a part of the psyops problem. Do not believe these fake tests to confirm fake Covid.

20506   AmericanKulak   2023 Jan 8, 1:16pm  

Ceffer says

More ground up baby meat addiction withdrawal:

This shit went on prior to the 90s seed oil/emu meat thing. It's called Blackus Bitchus Maximus, and while House Marm was always there, welfare increased it's prevalence 2000%.
20507   Ceffer   2023 Jan 8, 1:44pm  



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