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Political Humor Thread


               
2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   4,452,785 views  46,702 comments

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40130   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 1:49am  

Maybe Trump is trying to push the value of Bitcoin past the threshold that McAfee set up that would release all of his purloined government computer files. Apparently, there was a concerted effort to hold Bitcoin below this trigger point to prevent the dead man's switch from activating.

40131   Onvacation   2024 Sep 19, 5:24am  

goofus says

Pressure is inversely proportional to the square of temperature. As pressure increases, say by 9 times atmospheric (to make the math easy), melting point is reduced to 1/3rd of its standard temp and pressure value.

Let's call it the "pancake in a pressure cooker" theory.
@goofus did you make that up or read it in Popular Mechanics?
40136   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 10:05am  

Yup. The bombing of the techverse.

40138   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 10:45am  

That'll come in handy when the Great Socialist Paradise sends organ harvesters to your doorstep.

"I wondered if I was related to royalty, but wound up missing a kidney and half my liver."


40139   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 10:46am  

Hmmm. What was that boiler plate you signed again to see if you were related to the Queen?

40141   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 10:49am  

But you can always page your doctor if you have a problem. OOps, he got blown up somehow.

40142   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 10:50am  

Saturnalian misrule and bio and nutrition terrorisms halted and the henchmen hung.

40144   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 10:53am  

Obama with his fake 'Negro' voice. Stoned immaculate. The gay demons dance.


40146   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 10:57am  

The Gates of Hell are a game show. MKUltra drugs for the cattle chute butchers.

40158   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 12:02pm  

Hands folded in front in the KommieKunt cattle pen posture. I can see the purple haired immense hirsute lesbian commanding the background people to fold their hands in front of them for symbolic handcuffing in a ritualized humiliation gesture.

40163   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 12:12pm  

Wow. Sounds gayer than shit. Soros/Freemason Fecal Impaction.

40164   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 1:36pm  

Baphomet smiles and loves him/her a little tortured baby blood.

40166   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 1:43pm  

"We are going to have a lot of heeling to do after the next election fraud. That is, putting the people under our heel and populating the gulags for re-education."

40167   Ceffer   2024 Sep 19, 1:45pm  

Funny, Japanese columnist Hikaru says that the assassination attempts are being arranged by the FBI and Homeland Security. The CIA called him to complain that they demand equal credit.

https://t.me/followsthewhiterabbit/96818

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