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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,144,236 views  42,225 comments

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29418   Patrick   2023 Oct 11, 1:43pm  

richwicks says

No way did Elon Musk post that.


Sure he did. Here it is:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1711601883893133772
29426   Ceffer   2023 Oct 11, 7:06pm  

What they want to do is patsy out Sam, and disguise the underlying network of Intel financing, University connections, and Government Agency connections behind FTX money laundering and Ponzi operation. They probably have told Sam he will be exfiltrated somehow as long as he keeps his yap shut (which he might be incapable of doing, they managed him by stoking his grandiosity). So, prearranged show trial goes on.

https://t.me/drue86/46254
29427   Ceffer   2023 Oct 11, 7:17pm  

Strange and interesting twist: will both Israel and Ukraine start releasing their blackmail weapons against US politicians? Like, hang out few examples to show how much they have? Think like a criminal. Are their blackmail boluses, fed from the shadows, going to be the stuff that takes down the foreign occupied foreign city state of Washington DC? Pundits have been predicting for a few months that some major sheeyat was coming down the pike, but then, they are always doing that. If it does, is it the sources that will be the surprise?

https://t.me/drue86/46220
29428   Ceffer   2023 Oct 11, 7:24pm  

The NWO has unleashed the counter demon they never wanted: recognition of their Satanic inversions, recognition of their hostile intentions and total lack of credibility. The Index of Suspicion of their activities is currently about 6 out of 10 and going up.

https://t.me/drue86/46239
29429   Ceffer   2023 Oct 11, 7:30pm  

More weirdness from our Buddy Benjamin Fulford. It's just crazy if it is true. Does Mossad have a faction that wants to undo the old order in Israel?

https://t.me/drue86/46258

29430   Patrick   2023 Oct 11, 8:08pm  

Ceffer says

Strange and interesting twist: will both Israel and Ukraine start releasing their blackmail weapons against US politicians?


Lol, that would be hilarious!

They both probably have a lot of material.

Of course the US corporate media won't touch it.
29431   Patrick   2023 Oct 11, 8:18pm  

Ceffer says



https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/119575


True, the US is still funding the Taliban:

http://aninews.in/news/world/asia/us-foreign-affairs-panel-chief-stresses-on-transparency-in-afghanistan-funding20230811234837/


Earlier, the U.S. Special Inspector General for Afghanistan Reconstruction (SIGAR) said in a new report that since the Taliban takeover of the country in August 2021, the U.S. has appropriated over $2.35 billion, reported The Khaama News Agency.

“The U.S. government has appropriated more than $2.35 billion in 2022 and 2023 funding for Afghanistan reconstruction programming since the Taliban takeover of Afghanistan in August 2021,” the report said.
SIGAR’s quarterly report to the U.S. Congress states, “Taliban interference in humanitarian assistance is the main barrier to beneficiaries accessing aid in 2023 … there were 110 access incidents related to Taliban interference in April 2023 alone.”
Last month, SIGAR released its findings, revealing that since 2021, the Taliban has received substantial taxpayer funds, as per The Khaama News Agency.
The SIGAR report also highlighted that under the Biden administration, increased funds were accessible for initiatives within Afghanistan, even in areas under Taliban control.
29432   Patrick   2023 Oct 11, 8:29pm  

Ceffer says

"We didn't clear this place out and put you survivors in this cage surrounded by hungry Muslim pit bulls for nothing. Peaceful coexistence? Accords with Saudi Arabia? Well, we'll just let one of the dogs in to remind you of your status. Now, back to stealing all that oil."

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/109206


This article claims the quote is true:

https://twitter.com/haaretzcom/status/1711329340804186619

This says it's a paraphrase, but essentially true:

https://www.vox.com/23910085/netanyahu-israel-right-hamas-gaza-war-history
29433   komputodo   2023 Oct 11, 8:34pm  

Patrick says

True, the US is still funding the Taliban:

they got to keep the opium market going.
29434   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2023 Oct 11, 11:38pm  

Dis byotch knows how to troll!



NOTE: This whole beheaded baby thing can't be confirmed. Even the IDF - the often declared source of this report - refuses to confirm it.
29438   Ceffer   2023 Oct 12, 1:31pm  

Biden Actor budget cuts at CIA? Looks like a reduction in micro detailing of the Biden Mask these days. It must be the cheap $10K mask instead of the $60K model.

29439   Ceffer   2023 Oct 12, 4:25pm  

When in doubt, go HippieFuck on their asses?

https://t.me/drue86/46287
29449   Ceffer   2023 Oct 12, 4:35pm  

He knows where the Daddy Warbucks are these days.

29452   Ceffer   2023 Oct 12, 4:36pm  

A fashionable fake astronaut is a convincing fake astronaut.

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