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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,022,858 views  40,180 comments

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33919   Ceffer   2024 Feb 18, 6:31pm  

Really? So what. Every single Chatham House whore has been ignoring Brexit from the get go. First by slow walking it as long as possible, then pointedly ignoring it in fact when it was supposed to go live.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/43780
33920   Ceffer   2024 Feb 18, 6:33pm  

LOL! Kommie Soros Fecal Impactions who are incapable of math tell us to do the math. Nice Satanic inversion there.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/43781
33921   Ceffer   2024 Feb 18, 6:37pm  

Count your blessings. It coulda been the Antioch California Public Library. Oh, I forgot, that's been closed due to the ghetto cultural enrichments already.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/43786
33922   Ceffer   2024 Feb 18, 6:40pm  

You don't have to sell me on Trump, IHLlary body double, I'm already voting for him. It's very interesting that they have turned the original IHLlary Monarch multiple personalities into quite a variety of body double actresses. Does each one know which cue from which personality to observe for their roles? Horrors, it's 'spread spectrum IHLlary'.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/43790
33923   Ceffer   2024 Feb 18, 6:43pm  

The boys down at the Firehouse haven't been taken care of yet, and there are quite a few varsity football teams in town.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/43791
33927   Ceffer   2024 Feb 18, 6:52pm  

"We haven't decided all the places to release it yet. The Chinese have offered to record the flailing death of their citizens again with 5G radiation, but I personally am partial to releasing it on cruise ships. All those geezers, thinking they are in their golden years on the wings of magic travel, instead coughing blood and bleeding from their eyes and ears before dying painful deaths has a certain poetic resonance with me."

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/43792
33928   Ceffer   2024 Feb 18, 6:56pm  

Wow. The Mockingbird handlers are in for a lot of blow jobs as the cuck announcers vie for the remaining positions. "Pardon the sperm on my face, makeup was a little backed up, but I made the cut!"

https://t.me/BannonWarRoom/30420
33929   Ceffer   2024 Feb 18, 7:00pm  

Yeah, because of their sterling record of credibility. The legal system of New York (right arm of the foreign occupied foreign city state of Washington DC) can really be trusted. Liquidate and take ye to pastures with equitable and non KommieKunt corrupt legal systems.

33930   Ceffer   2024 Feb 18, 7:06pm  

When you think that you have a wolf secured by the ears, it's just a matter of time before he gets loose and tears your throat out. The international consortium of reconstituted, ratlined Gestapo and SS agencies based in Switzerland and called the CIA are enemy combatants at this point.

https://t.me/BannonWarRoom/30429
33931   Ceffer   2024 Feb 18, 7:15pm  

I think that's a great idea. It would accelerate Russia stomping them into dust before they got their itchy trigger fingers on a single nuke.

33932   Ceffer   2024 Feb 18, 7:19pm  

Clif High says he will be renovating a new home, and he is painting everything that faces out or skyward 'Anti-DEW Blue'. These guys in the vid think that the DEW satellites are from CERN, as opposed to CCP contractors as alleged in Maui.

https://t.me/MikeJaco/8532
33933   Ceffer   2024 Feb 18, 7:24pm  

Announcement to all Soros Fecal Impaction Printing Press Diploma Useful Idiots: never payroll your own sub-useful idiot contractors from your SES shadow government bribery cash stipends, even if they are your stud service. "It's a black thing" is only sometimes an affirmative defense.

https://t.me/drue86/52226
33934   Ceffer   2024 Feb 18, 7:35pm  

And, chiming in from the AI theater of the absurd Mockingbird slave printing presses.



33935   Ceffer   2024 Feb 18, 7:39pm  

"I always wondered why my son looked like a little castrato fatfuck. I used to blame it on my husband's genes, LOL!"

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/97558
33937   Patrick   2024 Feb 18, 9:15pm  

Ceffer says

Safe House? Comms center for the fifth column border invaders? White Hats? Black Hats? Weapons cache ignited? Backup computers for the fiends? CIA off the books black bag operation?


Huh, this is not the first one:

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/arlington-home-explodes-arlington-virginia-neighborhood
33939   richwicks   2024 Feb 18, 9:37pm  

Ceffer says

And, chiming in from the AI theater of the absurd Mockingbird slave printing presses.






Just realizing our news has ALWAYS been propaganda?
33942   AmericanKulak   2024 Feb 18, 10:17pm  

I like this timeline better. Seems like men are men and women are women, no mass obesity, roller blading, ELO music, and some guys can draw hot chicks that come to life with a purple glow. Not bad 40s-ish decor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKSB2O2Shts
33946   Ceffer   2024 Feb 18, 10:27pm  

Shadow SES puppeteering Biden and Obama: "We gave bitch her cash monthly bribe stipends with explicit instruction in how to hide it and keep it under the tax radar. If she can't follow instructions, it's on her. She'll be cashiered early, and if she sings, she'll get the mafia retirement plan from a helicopter over open water."

33947   Ceffer   2024 Feb 18, 10:28pm  

Not really. These un-reproducible monumental structures all over the world were probably provided for the dynastics for their vainglorious egos. Question is, who provided them if not human beings? Or, are they manifestations of ancient lost technology revealed to only the upper crusts and Masons?

https://t.me/STFNREPORT/27679

33948   richwicks   2024 Feb 18, 10:38pm  

Ceffer says





No he didn't. Trump didn't mention that ever.
33949   Ceffer   2024 Feb 18, 10:44pm  

And, from all the Woo that is fit to print:

Military Intelligence pundit Juan O Savin (107) was in Antarctica recently. He as much as broadcast that our politicians report there to a 'breakaway civilization' of highly advanced technology. This 'breakaway civilization' exists in geothermal caverns as much as a mile to miles under the Antarctic ice sheets. This 'breakaway civilization' might be the fountainhead of all the calloused draco/ Illuminati shit going on in the world. Obama reported to them just a month ago. It would certainly explain why warfare is shifting to space for the common unfortunate groundlings on the surface with all of the hidden tech.

107 wants to characterize it as a WWII Nazi offshoot, but in a few Freudian slips acknowledges shapeshifting and infiltrations by 'creatures'. He also acknowledges the 'high strangeness' that beggars belief. He was also a personal friend of Bill Cooper who blew the whistle that the 'alien hypothesis' explains just about everything happening since WWII.

107 avoids the 'alien issue' because he has a strong base of fundamentalist Christians who support Trump, and is quite the Bible quoter himself. He doesn't want to 'alienate' the Christian base by challenging religion, but it is clear he believes at least some the entities in the geothermal ice caverns of Antarctica are alien, and the WWII Nazis got a lot of tech from them to explore and have colonized and cooperated with them.

Clif High says that the politicians have to go down there because the 'alien presence', perhaps some of the very long lived Elohim, wish to examine them by ESP directly and convey instructions.



33956   HeadSet   2024 Feb 19, 7:27am  

Dholliday126 says





Yes, and after the 2 week camping vacation, one can't wait to get back to town with the hot showers, TV, restaurants, shops, and air conditioning.
33957   Onvacation   2024 Feb 19, 9:05am  

Getting 2023 taxes ready for the accountant.

We always add some cash to max out the previous years Roth's. My wife has $500 deducted from the credit union into her Roth every month; $6,000 total. Limit for 2023 is $7500 so we're transferring the $1500 difference. Should have done $625 a month.

In 2024 the Roth limit has been increased to $8,000. That's $666 a month.

The government is evil.
33958   charlie303   2024 Feb 19, 10:09am  

Ceffer says

Military Intelligence pundit Juan O Savin (107) was in Antarctica recently.


How do you know? Did he send you a postcard? Hope the penguins weren't put off with all his woo jive.

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