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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,666,600 views  38,200 comments

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34078   Ceffer   2024 Feb 21, 11:14am  

The LibbyFuck/KommieKunt demonic process tool of fake altruism is gonna get some Blue useful idiots dead with raped daughters. Hope they're vaxxed, too. Bend over for the invaders with a tin of crisco at your ankles.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/43910
34080   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2024 Feb 21, 1:17pm  

President Xi Appointed To Serve On San Francisco Elections Commission.

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In an unexpected move to strengthen and add legitimacy heading into the 2024 election season, Chinese President Xi Jinping was appointed to serve on the San Francisco Elections Commission.

Though the leader of the Chinese Communist Party is not an American citizen and many would argue that he has a vested interest in undermining and destabilizing the United States, proponents of the move hailed it as a landmark achievement for diversity and a step toward improved diplomatic relations between the two world powers.

"It's a move that makes perfect sense," said Board of Supervisors President Aaron Peskin. "Why wouldn't we want the leader of a rival nation playing an important role in election here in the United States? He clearly has extensive experience in politics, and his prominent position indicates that he's a man of integrity and would never do anything improper. Right?”

https://babylonbee.com/news/president-xi-appointed-to-serve-on-san-francisco-elections-commission


34081   Ceffer   2024 Feb 21, 2:16pm  

Joke NOT. Our local Tri Valley polling station went from healthy and active local gray hairs to barroom rejects who can't even see the forms, with more numerous anonymous looking Chinese (one wonders if they can even speak English) as greeters and manning the printing presses that print the ballots and one very weird Kommisar caucasian female with glasses looking basilisk over the proceedings, the voters, and the machines. This bitch has been there every election for at least twelve years and is clearly part of the fraud enforcers.

Its definitely a Kommie lockdown that crept in on kitten feet, and now, they don't even ask for identification and you can tell that the vote is irrelevant to the programmed outcomes. The polling place has become pro forma vapor ware, the stolen votes are locked in and they don't even hide it any more.
34083   Ceffer   2024 Feb 21, 6:26pm  

Russian humor. I used to think such a thing never existed, but apparently they grew some back.

https://t.me/sitreports/23278
34086   Ceffer   2024 Feb 21, 6:39pm  

Since their goal is to reduce us to peonage slavery, draco food, cannon fodder, and recreational murder victims, their escape hatches also return to form in their feudal schemes. LOL! fire pits. I think a few nice catapults and battering rams would take them out rather nicely, medieval for medieval tit for tat.

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/120812
34088   richwicks   2024 Feb 21, 6:44pm  

Ceffer says

Since their goal is to reduce us to peonage slavery, draco food, cannon fodder, and recreational murder victims, their escape hatches also return to their feudal schemes. LOL! fire pits.

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/120812



This is silly bullshit. First, anybody that's part of a global disaster, you can be certain that contractors and security will turn on them in a second. Second, if they manage to make it to the bunkers, and the world isn't entirely obliterated, covering up the escape routes with a bulldozer and even a shovel would work pretty well.

There is literally no reason to have such a thing.
34089   Ceffer   2024 Feb 21, 6:47pm  

Are those Masonic thumb prints I see on his forehead? He sure changed his tune from clamoring about his political henchman having to share the spoils after they waved his blackmail at him. Now, he's an illegal invader loving cuck and the blackmail went away to be used another day.

34091   richwicks   2024 Feb 21, 7:18pm  

Ceffer says






Student debt loans are over a trillion dollars. This is like 0.1%, and it won't be enacted anyhow.
34092   Ceffer   2024 Feb 21, 10:40pm  

LOL! Like all those booster subscribers, they wind up 'craving the shaft'?

https://t.me/greatreject/59422
34093   Ceffer   2024 Feb 22, 1:41am  

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few defense ministers, LOL!

https://t.me/WW3INFO/34913
34094   Ceffer   2024 Feb 22, 1:44am  

Silly British still think their vote matters.

https://t.me/WW3INFO/34928
34099   Ceffer   2024 Feb 22, 5:28pm  

Definitely time for green and purple hair and lipstick, infiltrating neocon foreign secret agent man Blinken. Did you laugh until coffee ran out of your nose while giving these 'lessons'?

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/97719
34101   Ceffer   2024 Feb 22, 5:33pm  

Nice to know that 'first, do no harm' was nothing but cheap publicity scrip and virtue signaling. It's more like, 'obey absolutely, up to and including mass murder, or be defrocked, and always maximize the profits of allopathic medicine. Patients are harvesting opportunities that will not be abridged'.

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/97699
34102   Ceffer   2024 Feb 22, 5:34pm  

It's a 'blackout' silly.

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/97697
34103   Ceffer   2024 Feb 22, 5:38pm  

Trump has so far become the 'Switcheroo Terminator' of the lawfare useful idiots. It's going to be fun seeing what happens to the rest of them.

https://t.me/riseofthenewmedia/6182
34106   AmericanKulak   2024 Feb 22, 6:41pm  

But corn syrup and soy oils and hydrogenated vegetable oils are Plant Based!
34107   ElYorsh   2024 Feb 22, 7:05pm  




Libtards forget that X now calls out their bullshit.
34108   richwicks   2024 Feb 22, 7:17pm  

Ceffer says






Oh god, I hope he doesn't wait until he's a complete sell out and a complete traitor to the country.
34109   richwicks   2024 Feb 22, 7:20pm  

ElYorsh says




Libtards forget that X now calls out their bullshit.


Good lord. Do Americans still believe the US are the reason Germany was defeated in WWII?

There's no doubt a lot of Americans were killed, and a TON of money was spent, but if the US stayed out of it, Germany would have fallen. The biggest contribution the US did was the Marshall Plan which if not carried out, would likely have allowed all of Europe to fall under Soviet control. I'm almost always against intervention, but I think the Marshall Plan was money well spent, and it was a loan, we were paid back.
34110   HeadSet   2024 Feb 22, 7:30pm  

richwicks says

but if the US stayed out of it, Germany would have fallen.

Definitely. The USSR dwarfed the US effort in Europe in WW2 by throwing 360 divisions at the Germans. If fact, if the US stayed out, the USSR would have not only conquered Germany, but the rest of Europe as well.
34111   richwicks   2024 Feb 22, 8:10pm  

HeadSet says

Definitely. The USSR dwarfed the US effort in Europe in WW2 by throwing 360 divisions at the Germans. If fact, if the US stayed out, the USSR would have not only conquered Germany, but the rest of Europe as well.


I think our main contribution after WWII was the Marshall Plan, and setting up bases that were first to defend against the Red Army, and later, were used to occupy and subjugate Europe.

NATO doesn't serve a purpose now. I think all European bases should be closed. If Russia DOES enter a European nation with force, it's easy enough to reopen the bases, cheaper than keeping them active.

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