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Political Humor Thread


               
2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   4,321,221 views  46,522 comments

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46103   Ceffer   2025 Sep 24, 11:03pm  

Well, it's the City of London using their Tavistock reconstructed mini-me Bibi Hitler gangster proxy. The megalomaniacal huff 'n puff goes with the the morning shit & shave. Nevertheless, is Tucker looking to get Kirk'd?



46104   Ceffer   2025 Sep 24, 11:07pm  

Yeah, but getting zipless laid a lot on Tinder makes up for it. Nobody in the olden days had cell phone hookups.

46105   Ceffer   2025 Sep 24, 11:59pm  

There's that 'due process' ritualized contempt of the populace again. Narco terrorists? Aren't they getting the same due process she gave a bunch of military guards, Gaddafi, and the American ambassador in Libya? Or, all the dead in the Oklahoma City false flag to cover up her Whitewater crimes?

46106   Ceffer   2025 Sep 25, 12:37am  

First time I ever noticed Medvedev had a sense of humor. If he keeps this up, he'll crack me up.

46107   Ceffer   2025 Sep 25, 12:39am  

Is this ground liquifaction caused by HAARP?

46114   Ceffer   2025 Sep 27, 6:03pm  

Well, Greta, it was a sacrifice some people were willing to make. However, Kim should bomb the City of London and the Israel proxy would evaporate on its own. The gangsters would just go back to Poland, Hungary and Ukraine (or what's left of it).

46115   Ceffer   2025 Sep 27, 6:06pm  

What, did he buy Newscum from the CCP? What was it, a slave auction of election fraud installations?

46116   Ceffer   2025 Sep 27, 6:14pm  

"What I really like about our liberal idiots is that they aren't just whores, they are cheap whores. I can barely get my hair and pedicure done for 400 dollars in New York."
"Of course, we're just giving them their own money back from our ample laundered funds."

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/130068
46117   Ceffer   2025 Sep 27, 6:21pm  

Shit. They made me look at the CCP election fraud toilet installation governor of Oregon, and its even worse than I thought. A Karen lesbo collided with a tranny.

46118   Ceffer   2025 Sep 27, 6:40pm  

They've re-named Antifa to "Bibi's Little Bolshevik Helpers" to shield them from the pending Portland Purge. No dynastic rich kids larping revolutionaries will be harmed in this operation.





https://x.com/ericldaugh/status/1971952526724669556?s=46
46119   Ceffer   2025 Sep 27, 7:15pm  

Comey Crime Family. They're in on the Clinton Foundation drug and child trafficking.



46120   Ceffer   2025 Sep 27, 7:16pm  

Trump cracks me up. I did stop watching them. I still liked him as Fearless Leader in Rocky and Bullwinkle, though.

46121   Ceffer   2025 Sep 27, 7:21pm  

More LOLZ!

46122   Ceffer   2025 Sep 27, 7:23pm  

I had a Danish girl friend with the au natural armpits and it didn't keep me from dive bombing the beaver every day.

46123   Ceffer   2025 Sep 27, 7:28pm  

Musta been bingo day at the nursing homes. Even a Soros paycheck couldn't drag them away.

46124   Ceffer   2025 Sep 27, 7:30pm  

LOL! They never learn. They will feel the lash of the Trump switcheroo when he terminates their government bureaucratic deadwood en masse. Of course, they are just taking their AI generated orders from Switzerland.

46125   Ceffer   2025 Sep 27, 7:44pm  

They have turned comedian. The Thelema Grand Satanist Vizier exonerates himself of all wrong doing. "I dindu nuttin'" They have all become Dindus.

46128   Tenpoundbass   2025 Sep 28, 7:46am  

Ceffer says

Yeah, but getting zipless laid a lot on Tinder makes up for it. Nobody in the olden days had cell phone hookups.


I was just telling a friend the other day, who said "Sometimes Trump does say in appropriate stuff." I pressed him to elaborate. The only thing he could think of was the "Grab them by the pussy" quip. Which I reminded him, it was a discussion between two dudes, out of earshot of any women and children, it was two alpha males talking about women as men has done for tens of thousands of years.
I further claimed Trump was right, if you're rich you don't have to waste your time on courtship you can just get right down to business.
I said how back in the day, if a female smiled and said hi back to me if I approached her at a bar. There was a 80% chance I was French kissing her and finger banging her in a corner 30 minutes later and another 90% chance, we were taking it back to her house or my house to finish the job. But that took me 30 minutes, a couple drinks and a long line of bullshit. But had I been rich, I could have just cut to the chase at hello.

Tinder or no Tinder dudes today will never know what a meat market is.
46130   clambo   2025 Sep 28, 4:58pm  

RE: Trump saying "I could grab them by the pussy":
Trump wasn't just rich, he was already famous, especially in New York where he mostly resided at that time.
Being famous works for getting pussy even if you don't spend money on them (e.g. groupies aren't paid by rock stars).
Trump was already famous before he had a TV show "The Apprentice" which made him more well known.
46131   Ceffer   2025 Sep 28, 5:54pm  

Tenpoundbass says


Tinder or no Tinder dudes today will never know what a meat market is.

Guy I knew who owned a bar for years said you don't need pick up lines, you need white powder lines. He said you don't even have to speak and engage the shit testing. A baggie of powder and flash a roll of bills to spend on damoiselle and it's a done deal, she'll do all the work. If you are a real gentleman, you might give them a fake first name.

I never had the roll of bills when single and didn't do the powder, so the occasional one night stand was fiat for me.
46132   Ceffer   2025 Sep 28, 6:02pm  

LOL! The pro Isreal 'Charilienator'. Dial in the Amalek shell!
46134   Ceffer   2025 Sep 28, 6:08pm  

The superficial perversion is only eclipsed by the deep down perversion of the 'elites'.



46135   Ceffer   2025 Sep 28, 6:28pm  

Hacked head fake, or is Trump introducing the alien agenda through the back door? Woo knows. It'll start an economic stampede for fake med beds at the very least.



https://rumble.com/v6zlnvw-trump-shares-an-a.i.-medbed-scam-video-the-clickbait-comes-full-circle.html?e9s=src_v1_cmd%2Csrc_v1_ucp_a
46136   Ceffer   2025 Sep 28, 11:01pm  

They are starting to find many non citizens and illegals hired in civil service and teaching type jobs as Soros Fecal Impactions emplaced by local Kommies. I guess you could call them 'Soros Fecal Impaction: The New Generation'.

https://www.hackster.io/whitney-knitter/rtl-sdr-on-mac-os-part-1-install-setup-4d23da
46138   Tenpoundbass   2025 Sep 29, 7:07am  

Democrats today would have killed Jesus


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46141   PeopleUnited   2025 Sep 29, 7:20pm  

Booger says





Well by 2030 or 2035 if we are lucky, you’ll have to swap out the photo for the NWO’s Antichrist.

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