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The correct answer to #4 is "Look, are you trying to tell me you're an escort? My momma don't let me spend money on them ladies of the evening."

CornPoptheOriginalGangster says

The correct answer to #4 is "Look, are you trying to tell me you're an escort? My momma don't let me spend money on them ladies of the evening."

How about "Sure, we'll split the bill."?

But I don't think I would last until #4.

I had to read this one a few times to understand it:

Hircus says

"10 Things Every Intersectional Feminist Should Ask On a First Date"
https://everydayfeminism.com/2017/12/intersectional-feminist-first-date/

1. Do you believe that Black Lives Matter?
2. What are your thoughts on gender and sexual orientation?
3. How do you work to dismantle sexism and misogyny in your life?
4. What are your thoughts on sex work?
5. Are you a supporter of the BDS movement?
6. What is your understanding of settler colonialism and indigenous rights?
7. Do you think capitalism is exploitative?
8. Can any human be illegal?
9. Do you support Muslim Americans and non-Muslim people from Islamic countries?
10. Does your allyship include disabled folks?

The answers are pretty funny.

They also start the article out w/ an image and a caption that help "teach" you what will happen on your date if you aren't a vibra...

11. Q: What are your thoughts about women's movements? A: I like them as long as they are rhythmic.

Our civilisation is decaying fast. pic.twitter.com/zAzcbHZ0R5

— David Vance (@DVATW) October 4, 2019

Former Scout Leader: HIV-positive man accused of raping boy on Appalachian Trail

The documents said an officer made contact with Cochrane and an adolescent boy, who were in a camping tent north of the shelter.

After receiving consent to search the tent, the officer allegedly found a hypodermic needle, a glass pipe and a plastic bag containing suspected crystal methamphetamine.

The search of the tent also produced condoms, several sex toys and more than 30 pairs of men’s and women’s undergarments, the documents said.

https://www.dcclothesline.com/2019/10/05/former-scout-leader-hiv-positive-man-accused-of-raping-boy-on-appalachian-trail/

"There is no connection, dammit!"

Again, over 7800 Boy Scout Leaders stand accused of sex crimes against America’s boys.

"Fuck you! LGBTQ+123ABC!"

1. Do you believe that Black Lives Matter?

“Yeah, I believe they matter so much more than anybody else’s lives as they blow EACH OTHER the fuck away with extreme prejudice.”

2. What are your thoughts on gender and sexual orientation?

“Everybody should be able to go into a tea room or the bushes for a quick blow job.”

3. How do you work to dismantle sexism and misogyny in your life?

“I thought they were too busy dismantling their own bodies. I wouldn’t want to interfere.”

4. What are your thoughts on sex work?

“It’s work? I guess to a liberal, anything is work.”

5. Are you a supporter of the BDS movement?

“Do I get my own franchise firing missiles at Israel?"

6. What is your understanding of settler colonialism and indigenous rights?

“I think that everybody else but me should go back to where they came from.”

7. Do you think capitalism is exploitative?

“Only when it is working right.”

8. Can any human be illegal?

“Not if they abolished the Thirteenth Amendment.”

9. Do you support Muslim Americans and non-Muslim people from Islamic countries?

“I think they are a blast and a cut above, chortle chortle!”

10. Does your allyship include disabled folks?

“Is this a trick question? They already occupy the alleys of San Francisco, with handy welfare checks and friendly sanctuary city drug franchises.”

"Arthur" cartoon: Teacher gay marriage

Sesame Street to feature a Crack Whore. Because that's who the new Democrat Liberal Commie Fucks are today.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2019/10/10/sesame-street-tackles-opioid-crisis-with-character-whose-mother-struggles-with-addiction/

Gender Kids Shows: Transition

www.QQvZMsyI6BA

Finally some good news! A Canadian Court upholds the right of waxers not to wax male genitalia if they don't advertise that service.

https://reformationcharlotte.org/2019/10/22/court-rules-estheticians-not-require-to-wax-a-type-of-genitals-not-trained-to-wax/

Massachusetts makes it illegal to say Bitch.

Tenpoundbass says

Massachusetts makes it illegal to say Bitch.

Might pass. CA passed law making it a crime to "misgender" someone. Hasn't been enforced yet, probably would fail under first amendment. But then again local judges aren't SCOTUS and will rule with anti-freedom liberal on these things.

Massachusetts makes it illegal to say Bitch.

Call her a "dogess" or "houndess" from now on.

Does "the surgery" even result in periods? That seems far to accurate for genital mutilation. Is this just a photoshop? Bleeding from genital mutilation? I honestly don't believe it

RC2006 says

Are you sure he didn't just defecate in his pants?

ThatGuy says

Does "the surgery" even result in periods? That seems far to accurate for genital mutilation. Is this just a photoshop? Bleeding from genital mutilation? I honestly don't believe it

It was a woman being a man trans.

RC2006 says

A girl that wants to be a boy (just look at it), but then does things to be like a girl (showing her ability to bleed to the world, proving she's really a girl). It's as if a double back gayness gets you extra points in their crew.

This hook for this song fits: "girls who are boys, who drink soy, to be girls..."

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You STEENK like old FISHWRAP, cunt-boy!

Do real men ever smell like the tuna fleet?

RC2006 says

ThatGuy says

Does "the surgery" even result in periods? That seems far to accurate for genital mutilation. Is this just a photoshop? Bleeding from genital mutilation? I honestly don't believe it

It was a woman being a man trans.

In that guy's defense, it gets confusing.

Liberals are attempting to destroy gendered speech. It will become un-PC and eventual illegal to use the words man and woman. Watch.

Thunder Thighs?

HeadSet says

Thunder Thighs?

The fat of the land.

I'm sure that was "Unintentional"

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NoCoupForYou says

I'm sure that was "Unintentional"

Not a chance in hell. These people are perverts and pedophiles. You’d have to be mentally deranged to take your kids to their program. But unfortunately there are Leftists who are all that and still managed to have kids to abuse. Poor kids.

Some people get molested and develop a kind of Stockholm Syndrome about it.

I think this is what is meant by "Recruiting", which should be changed to another term, since it sounds like Molester Clowns are going around signing people up with a clipboard, instead of fucking with children's heads by molesting them.

Y'all ever hear that tape of the Priest/Bishop with that teen kid? Fucked up shit.