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Bernie Sanders Humor Thread


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2019 Apr 17, 9:24pm   16,272 views  134 comments

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43   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 24, 3:51pm  











Analysis:

80% PCOS or just chubby young fat dudes with long hair
20% Anorexic Strippers
50   Shaman   2020 Jan 27, 8:35am  

Booger says


That’s a minimum contribution these days for a hot woman. Housing, clothing, makeup, feminine products, gym membership, and Starbucks card are also included in the subscription, and ditto for all her kids.
55   zzyzzx   2020 Feb 4, 7:05am  

Bernie announces his running mate:
57   HeadSet   2020 Feb 4, 7:57am  

No contradiction at all with millionaire Bernie bashing Capitalism. Strong, all reaching government is how a politician like Bernie was able to sell influence to get those millions. If government was limited to protecting people against force and fraud, politicians would have little influence to sell.
61   Booger   2020 Feb 9, 4:47am  

*Private jet noise intensifies*

64   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Feb 12, 5:59pm  

Sure, sure blah blah blah we suck...

But why did you steal those eyebrows from a person with a much smaller head than you and copy Trump's hair? pic.twitter.com/MOa0pH69dx— Carpe Donktum🔹 (@CarpeDonktum) February 12, 2020





I dunno, I never saw yellow-green hair before. It's like the color of half-dried hay.
65   Tenpoundbass   2020 Feb 12, 6:29pm  

She's missing a pencil mustache and a hairline goatee.
68   HeadSet   2020 Feb 13, 6:48am  

Notice that "Lucy" is sporting the Obama personal emblem.
72   Booger   2020 Feb 14, 4:41pm  

When you see it:
73   Booger   2020 Feb 14, 5:08pm  

Stewie Griffin, I Am Once Again Asking For Your Financial Support
www.youtube.com/embed/Yu_oozyxeFc
74   Booger   2020 Feb 14, 5:10pm  

Bernie Sanders Frustrated With Having To Ask For Money Instead Of Just Taking It - “This just feels so wrong,” Sanders told staffers. “If you know you really have a good idea how to spend that money, you just take that money from people under threat of imprisonment"

https://babylonbee.com/news/bernie-sanders-frustrated-with-having-to-ask-for-money-instead-of-just-taking-it
76   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Feb 14, 7:45pm  



Ready for a repeat of 2016?

"All your Bernie Bro donations go to Bloomberg/Biden/Buttigieg!"
81   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Feb 16, 5:44pm  

Bernie 2020!
82   HeadSet   2020 Feb 16, 6:07pm  

So women protesting milk by exposing their milk glands.

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