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zzyzzx says

Voted funniest meme by me so far for 2020.

Fuck I can't stop laughing

https://babylonbee.com/news/covid-19-impacting-men-women-more-than-all-other-genders-combined

BALTIMORE, MD—A new study by Johns Hopkins University found that the novel coronavirus is impacting men and women more than all the other genders combined.

According to the study, 100% of coronavirus cases have affected men and women and not a single other gender.

"It's incredible - we've found this virus is far more likely to affect biological males and biological females than any other biological gender," said Head of Gender Research Dr. Benji Charmin. "We thought the data had to be flawed, but we checked again and again, and sure enough, this thing is aggressively going after men and women and ignoring the other genders entirely."

He shrugged. "It's just science."

Progressives quickly applauded the virus for not attacking any of the other genders and only focusing on traditional, outdated, binary genders.

Patrick says

Progressives quickly applauded the virus for not attacking any of the other genders and only focusing on traditional, outdated, binary genders.

"Attaboy! Who's the good virus?"

Diarrhea kills 1.8 million a year.

ONE POINT EIGHT MILLION.

Where's my diarrhea check?

Pets getting it too:
https://www.foxnews.com/world/cat-in-belgium-first-to-test-positive-for-coronavirus-report

Trump being blamed by media for new Darwin award winner.

www.youtube.com/embed/FLG-6oXMWfA

Booger has the funniest shit, thanks.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/coronavirus-new-orleans-rats-precautions-streets-empty/

Rats swarm New Orleans' streets as coronavirus precautions leave them empty

With restaurants closed save for take-out service, far less food waste is being discarded in the city's alleyways, driving the local rodent population out into the open to search for scraps.

Patrick says

Interesting the exact inversion. Malaria likes the heat around the equator, CV the cold.

CA new infection numbers for the last 3 days, 1100, 774 and 758. Looking better!

mell says

CA new infection numbers for the last 3 days, 1100, 774 and 758. Looking better!

Again, source ?

marcus says

mell says

CA new infection numbers for the last 3 days, 1100, 774 and 758. Looking better!

Again, source ?

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

Same source as usual.

Yeah, I've used that, including the US version
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

You have one that shows the history for california ?

marcus says

Yeah, I've used that, including the US version
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

You have one that shows the history for california ?

Try google data sources. They unified them into 1.

mell says

CA new infection numbers for the last 3 days, 1100, 774 and 758. Looking better!

Mell,

Where do you get your numbers from? According to Worldometers.com, we have 110 new cases in CA today, which is fantastic. Looks like we may have turned the corner, which is going up at a decelerating rate.

Booger says

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/coronavirus-new-orleans-rats-precautions-streets-empty/

Rats swarm New Orleans' streets as coronavirus precautions leave them empty

With restaurants closed save for take-out service, far less food waste is being discarded in the city's alleyways, driving the local rodent population out into the open to search for scraps.

Government cheese for the rats too?

marcus says

Yeah, I've used that, including the US version
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

You have one that shows the history for california ?

They do have now and yesterday button for comparison. Just write it down to track 3 days or more.

E-man says

mell says

CA new infection numbers for the last 3 days, 1100, 774 and 758. Looking better!

Mell,

Where do you get your numbers from? According to Worldometers.com, we have 110 new cases in CA today, which is fantastic. Looks like we may have turned the corner, which is going up at a decelerating rate.

This site resets at 0:00 GMT but is constantly updated so the real reset happens around 7 pm PST. If you only see a few cases it means the counting for the day has just started and/or a few cases were carried over. 110 would be fantastic but it's currently around 750-800 per day. Check back tomorrow around 6 pm PST to get close to the final tally for the day. We had well over a 1000 new cases 3 days ago so 758 for yesterday is pretty good. Let's hope this trend of lower/flat new infections continues.

This video shows how much the Chinese love and trust their govt

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/world/article-violence-erupts-in-china-as-people-try-to-leave-coronavirus-stricken/

mell says

marcus says

mell says

CA new infection numbers for the last 3 days, 1100, 774 and 758. Looking better!

Again, source ?

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

Same source as usual.

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-03-20/coronavirus-county-doctors-containment-testing
When they stop counting/testing, there is no reason to celebrate.

https://meaww.com/china-wet-markets-coronavirus-wuhan-covid-19-bats-reopens

""The Daily Mail correspondent described how cages of different species of animals were piled on top of each other. The same report added that in another meat market in Dongguan in southern China, a medicine seller advertised bats (widely believed to be the cause of the initial Wuhan outbreak) along with scorpions and other creatures on sale. ...

Another correspondent who visited Dongguan said: “The markets have gone back to operating in exactly the same way as they did before coronavirus. The only difference is that security guards try to stop anyone taking pictures which would never have happened before.”