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@mell have you considered buying a bidet? They make a detachable toilet seat you can convert a normal toilet into one that cleans your bunghole really good!
My sister in law got one for her house last year and they’re like TP? Who needs that?
The problem is my shits won't be vital if we run out of TP for my bunghole because of the fucking doomsday preppers! I really enjoy my morning routine, don't take it away from me. Otherwise, left hand it is.Another death of the daily newspaper lament. There's always junk mail.
Ok so my wife’s office mate is flying home from Boston tonight with a mask on because her son’s roommate tested positive for corona virus. Looks like she will have to be quarantined for a couple weeks as well. What’s that, three degrees of separation?
@mell have you considered buying a bidet? They make a detachable toilet seat you can convert a normal toilet into one that cleans your bunghole really good!
My sister in law got one for her house last year and they’re like TP? Who needs that?
@mell have you considered buying a bidet? They make a detachable toilet seat you can convert a normal toilet into one that cleans your bunghole really good!
My sister in law got one for her house last year and they’re like TP? Who needs that?
Shaman says@mell have you considered buying a bidet? They make a detachable toilet seat you can convert a normal toilet into one that cleans your bunghole really good!
My sister in law got one for her house last year and they’re like TP? Who needs that?
On a business trip I stayed at Grand Hotel Sitea in Turin Italy. Old school place. Food was the bomb. Well they had bidets. But they also had these long ass toilets.
Here's a picture:
I kept shitting on the porcelain and thinking to myself, "These damn Italians. All form over function. The fucking WATER is in the wrong place".
Well, later it occurred to me that maybe they expected me to straddle the shitter like a god damn bidet. Fuck no! Cleaning services got a gift from the American!
Don't even get me started abo...
No runny nose just green stuff I’m coughing up
Ok I may have it. Been having a sore throat for three days or so, got bad yesterday. Hurts to speak. No runny nose just green stuff I’m coughing up. Lying down makes my chest ache after a bit. Head is all weird feeling and my eyes sort of hurt. I don’t have much fever, about a degree.
No idea where I got it but I get to a lot public events lately, went out to eat at a super nice restaurant a week and a half ago, coach baseball with games, idk what else.
I’ll keep you all updated. I’m in Orange County, CA.
Shaman saysNo runny nose just green stuff I’m coughing up
If you're coughing up phlegm that may be good news that you don't have it. The cough is usually dry and not productive, esp. in the beginning. Also if the fever stays low that's also a good sign. All the best!
Ok I may have it. Been having a sore throat for three days or so, got bad yesterday. Hurts to speak. No runny nose just green stuff I’m coughing up. Lying down makes my chest ache after a bit. Head is all weird feeling and my eyes sort of hurt. I don’t have much fever, about a degree.
No idea where I got it but I get to a lot public events lately, went out to eat at a super nice restaurant a week and a half ago, coach baseball with games, idk what else.
I’ll keep you all updated. I’m in Orange County, CA.
LADIES! REMEMBER! CHOSE LIFE!
BREATH THROUGH MY PENIS!
Ok I may have it. Been having a sore throat for three days or so, got bad yesterday. Hurts to speak. No runny nose just green stuff I’m coughing up. Lying down makes my chest ache after a bit. Head is all weird feeling and my eyes sort of hurt. I don’t have much fever, about a degree.Gargle with salt water. Whenever I am on the road, I know I can always get salt packets from a restaurant if I am feeling like I am getting sick. Will provide relief to a sore throat as well as kill bugs.
No idea where I got it but I get to a lot public events lately, went out to eat at a super nice restaurant a week and a half ago, coach baseball with games, idk what else.
I’ll keep you all updated. I’m in Orange County, CA.
Shaman saysOk I may have it. Been having a sore throat for three days or so, got bad yesterday. Hurts to speak. No runny nose just green stuff I’m coughing up. Lying down makes my chest ache after a bit. Head is all weird feeling and my eyes sort of hurt. I don’t have much fever, about a degree.Gargle with salt water. Whenever I am on the road, I know I can always get salt packets from a restaurant if I am feeling like I am getting sick. Will provide relief to a sore throat as well as kill bugs.
No idea where I got it but I get to a lot public events lately, went out to eat at a super nice restaurant a week and a half ago, coach baseball with games, idk what else.
I’ll keep you all updated. I’m in Orange County, CA.
A quarantined woman in Italy was forced to remain in her apartment with the body of her dead husband for over 24 hours, CNN reports.
Mayor of Florence, Italy, held PR Stunt encouraging people to hug Chinese hours before Italy imposed quarantine measures.
https://summit.news/2020/03/12/mayor-of-florence-encouraged-italians-to-hug-a-chinese-before-coronavirus-pandemic-hit/
Mayor of Florence, Italy, held PR Stunt encouraging people to hug Chinese hours before Italy imposed quarantine measures.
https://summit.news/2020/03/12/mayor-of-florence-encouraged-italians-to-hug-a-chinese-before-coronavirus-pandemic-hit/
The Mayor of Florence is facing fresh criticism after he encouraged Italians to “Hug a Chinese” as a stand against racism before Italy was later forced to quarantine its entire country because of the coronavirus.
The story is yet another illustration of how political correctness can actually sometimes be dangerous if not fatal.
Italy is now under a complete lockdown after the country was ravaged by coronavirus. Current figures show over 12,000 recorded infections with 827 deaths.
Many observers have criticized Italy’s left-wing government for not taking tougher measures earlier, but their reaction was significantly less embarrassing than how Mayor of Florence Dario Nardella responded to the outbreak.
Back in February, as the first cases of coronavirus were being recorded in Italy, Nardella launched an anti-racism hashtag campaign which translates as “hug a Chinese.”
I’ll keep you all updated. I’m in Orange County, CA.
Shaman saysI’ll keep you all updated. I’m in Orange County, CA.
Drink plenty of tonic water seriously.
I do wonder how the antimalarial drugs would work, since malaria is caused by a protozoan, and CV-19 is a virus.
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If it’s me, I’ll report symptoms and details as well as what helps me recover (assuming I do). Everyone else wanna do the same? I guess that’s assuming we know we have it. Mild cases might seem like just the sniffles.