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Celebrivirus

By qroproton follow qroproton   2020 Mar 24, 6:31am 623 views   6 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share      


"A bevy of housebound celebrities have turned a global calamity into a stage-5 narcissism outbreak, in which they compulsively spew their mindless thoughts and feelings upon the rest of us.
Coronavirus is a terrible malady that is killing people and the global economy, but it isn’t the most pernicious pandemic afflicting the globe right now. No, the most diabolical disease currently in circulation is the dreaded Celebrivirus.

The onset of the Celebrivirus starts with a steady stream of verbal diarrhea gushing forth from empty-headed, self-absorbed, attention-starved celebrities, which is quickly followed by convulsive puking and rage headaches from the rest of us.

The most recent outbreak of Celebrivirus began with a plethora of Covid-19-related videos from a cavalcade of self-aggrandizing stars.

For instance, Matthew McConaughey thought that now was a good time to espouse his incoherent optimism regarding coronavirus.

The Typhoid Mary of Celebrivirus, Madonna, rose from the grave that is her moribund career so that she could, in the nude of course, benevolently inform us that Covid-19 has, in fact, made us all equal."

https://www.rt.com/op-ed/483855-covid19-pandemic-celebrity-narcissism/
2   georgeliberte   ignore (0)   2020 Mar 24, 7:32am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Soon they can all get together and sing:
We are the world
We are the virus
3   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2020 Mar 24, 10:24am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"I suck dicks for roles and fame, and that makes me a political expert and life coach, too!"

"Where's that toad who represents me in all my fake rape allegations! i need MONEY!"
6   Patrick   ignore (1)   2020 Mar 24, 12:42pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
"I suck dicks for roles and fame, and that makes me a political expert and life coach, too!"

"Where's that toad who represents me in all my fake rape allegations! i need MONEY!"


Exactly.

Every aspiring actress who slept with Weinstein for a role was a whore.

This is the truth.

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