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Rin says

every household to get a single RealDoll

So brothers are going to have to share the rubber ho with their daddy?

Onvacation says

So brothers are going to have to share the rubber ho with their daddy?

This will encourage others to get a job and pay for an additional one or two at home.

Otherwise, it would be pure boinking welfare state rather than sponsorship.

We need to encourage work while minimizing feminism.

You can have my allotment.

I like the old faithful sandwich bag, at least I can swap out the face I'm watching on the computer.

Onvacation says

Rin says

every household to get a single RealDoll

So brothers are going to have to share the rubber ho with their daddy?

I expect pressure washer sales to dramatically increase.

Tell the truth Rin, you're a Developer/Investor/Consultant for the real Doll, or the regional sales manager?

Tenpoundbass says

Tell the truth Rin, you're a Developer/Investor/Consultant for the real Doll, or the regional sales manager?

Just a completely drained, fully satisfied customer.

Ceffer says

Just a completely drained, fully satisfied customer.

Not yet, but soon ...

Tenpoundbass says

or the regional sales manager?

No need, the thing sells itself.

Matt McMullen, founder of the company, can barely keep up with the demand with his shop near San Diego.

Rin says

Tenpoundbass says

or the regional sales manager?

No need, the thing sells itself.

Matt McMullen, founder of the company, can barely keep up with the demand with his shop near San Diego.

Proudly made in USA!! We could wipe out our trade deficit if we can develop an export market for them.

I wonder how many thrown out backs and ruptured discs from trying to follow the RealDoll Kama Sutra?

What's it like to blow your load then lie there in post-nut state pondering in fullness that you just came into a $4000 dead weight doll that you now have to clean out?

So,
When you wear out your RealDoll's orifices do you send it back to the factory or do they send you a rebuild kit?

Automan Empire says

What's it like to blow your load then lie there in post-nut state pondering in fullness that you just came into a $4000 dead weight doll that you now have to clean out?

See, that is why Rin needs a wife, to clean out the doll.

Automan Empire says

you now have to clean out?

He can just hire someone for that.

You start out buying lube, and after too many dilations, wind up buying poly shrinker. It's like your RealDoll wound up having a few kids.

I suppose the snatch in the real doll is removable. You could then put it in the dishwasher after use, (use caution if invited to Rin's for dinner), or use a pre-paid mailer to send it to the sperm bank.

Sounds like the situation is ripe for inadvertent sloppy seconds.

Ceffer says

Sounds like the situation is ripe for inadvertent sloppy seconds.

That could be said for some real flesh and blood women as well.

We lost rin, biggest advocate of dolls to a pussy or from what I gathered multiple pussies. Manage a thwat

Rin is having his brains, blood and substance sucked out by one of the more clever female shape shifters he worked so hard to avoid. They have superb camouflage and dream fantasy presentation.

Their highly evolved Darwinian charms, spells and potions can defeat any male survival instinct. Be afraid, very afraid.

Most recent facebook honey trap. The gargantuan garbanzos one didn't work, so they went a little more conservative. Maybe they'll try a sex doll next.

MolotovCocktail says

That robot hand would make one painful tug job. Besides, what stops the women from getting their robot dream male?

HeadSet says

MolotovCocktail says

That robot hand would make one painful tug job. Besides, what stops the women from getting their robot dream male?

Easy, they wouldn't have someone to nag and emotionally destroy. The robot can pretend to be hurt but that would not satisfy any womyn. The advantage is clearly on the men's side with technology here ;)

mell says

HeadSet says

MolotovCocktail says

That robot hand would make one painful tug job. Besides, what stops the women from getting their robot dream male?

Easy, they wouldn't have someone to nag and emotionally destroy. The robot can pretend to be hurt but that would not satisfy any womyn. The advantage is clearly on the men's side with technology here ;)

Besides that, robots can't give teh wymmins what they crave - nutting in the pussy and fertilizing the egg.

When it comes down to it, guys can retain their sanity if they never become fathers. Not so with most women - the pathologies manifest in different ways, but childlessness profoundly damages them because they know at some level that they have failed the principle task and purpose of their lives.

This thread cracks me up.

HeadSet says

Besides, what stops the women from getting their robot dream male?

Not too worried that a female could ever design and build a robot.

Ceffer says

Rin is having his brains, blood and substance sucked out by one of the more clever female shape shifters he worked so hard to avoid. They have superb camouflage and dream fantasy presentation.

Their highly evolved Darwinian charms, spells and potions can defeat any male survival instinct. Be afraid, very afraid.

Haha! You sure do have a unique way with words and, seemingly, inspired insight.

Oh, forgot to add, I see you are up to 20 ignores. Rockin' it.

Kepi says

Oh, forgot to add, I see you are up to 20 ignores. Rockin' it.

Back during the scamdemic, ignores were a badge of honor. Most of the intolerant "liberals" have succumbed to TDS and only serve at this point to direct bot attacks and refer to Spamhaus the PatNet forum because they got all butthurt that reality didn't conform to their delusions.

I'm still not getting Patnet emails, so Spamhaus must still be active. London, huh, like the eye of Sauron in the City of London? Woo knows.

Those 20 ignores don't seem to be many of the 'regulars' around here. I imagine the further you get into the 'forbidden' esoteric topics, the more disgrace and struggle session you will find heaped on you from whomever, whether libby cucks, agitprop repeating stations, sincerly deluded, subtle editorializing agents of agendas, feminists, or the various archonic propagandists who wish their lies to thrive as they remain invisible as such.

One has to remember the goal of the majority of the 'authorities' is that they do not care what you believe, as long as what you believe is a lie, preferably their lies. The Intels and Guvs generally do not want too many people to harmonize on any inconvenient truth about society, science, medicine, history or the world in general and they have a reflex reaction to bury any such tendency.

I imagine Patnet has been pretty small potatoes in their estimation, but if the archonic liars get paranoid enough, they will attack any blog however modest. There have been quite a few unusual 'intruders' even here over the years.

I have been around long enough to see people here come to believe many things that they used to consider whackadoodle a few years ago. Interesting.

Just like the X-files: "I want to believe", which itself turned into quite the predictive programming exercise if not remote viewing.