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https://www.sportico.com/leagues/basketball/2025/wnba-thrown-dildos-polymarket-x-prediction-reaction-1234866171/

Sex Toys Thrown at WNBA Games Pay Off for Polymarket Traders

Despite player and coach objections, multiple green sex toys have been thrown at the court during live WNBA games over the last week. Crypto-based prediction market Polymarket is letting people stake money on whether more disruptions will occur as soon as Wednesday night, after one anonymous user earned more than $6,000 following the latest illegal stunt.

"Everything Woke Turns To Shit" is no longer a mantra for those of us reeling from the insanity of the last 10 years in particular.

It is the now going to be an actual chapter title in the fucking history books-to-be.

^^^ anyone wants to post that in the Quotes thread, that would be nice. Just sayin'.

I think it's funny, but god damn my 14 year old is talking about dildos being thrown on the court. We talked about it today, well he brought it up. He then drops a "hmmmm Bobby" from Bad Friends. I'm like you're watching the same shit I am.

Got to talk to your kids all the time. I try 30-60 min a day. Found out one of the kids dad (kids friend) beats his son constantly. He also coaches baseball. Always be talking. My kids will not go around that family anymore.

Back to the dildos, like I said, funny. Probably a top 10 troll considering 30-40% of them are probably lesbians. Kudos to whoever threw the first one out. Should autograph it and auction it off. Probably worth more than the league... lol.

WookieMan says

I think it's funny, but god damn my 14 year old is talking about dildos being thrown on the court. We talked about it today, well he brought it up. He then drops a "hmmmm Bobby" from Bad Friends. I'm like you're watching the same shit I am.

Got to talk to your kids all the time. I try 30-60 min a day. Found out one of the kids dad (kids friend) beats his son constantly. He also coaches baseball. Always be talking. My kids will not go around that family anymore.

Back to the dildos, like I said, funny. Probably a top 10 troll considering 30-40% of them are probably lesbians. Kudos to whoever threw the first one out. Should autograph it and auction it off. Probably worth more than the league... lol.

You don't think this whole thing is just made up marketing campaign to try to get people to actually pay attention to sport no one cared about prior to it? I wouldn't be surprised that some exec came up with that on power point, and someone decided to make it happen to see if they can get attention.

I read on internet tubes that there is some Green Dildocoin or something similar, and this is its advertising. Not sure tho

Fortwaye says

You don't think this whole thing is just made up marketing campaign to try to get people to actually pay attention to sport no one cared about prior to it? I wouldn't be surprised that some exec came up with that on power point, and someone decided to make it happen to see if they can get attention.

No. For a flash in the pan type thing sure. Can't turn around women's basketball though. Not gonna happen.

With middle school and a high schooler now, the female games are half attended compared to boys. Even your parents don't want to go to their daughters games. If you're into basketball, it's flat out shit on the female side. I can't watch female basketball. It takes every bit of me to restrain myself from running on the court and beating the shit out of them. I'm not joking.

Even boys basketball is shit now and mens NBA. It's trash. I get 3 is more than two, but you're 50% more likely to miss it and all 5 players are standing outside the 3 point line. Run and rebound is what I tell my son. An easy layup or outlet pass for an assist. He usually gets a triple double most games. Probably a 12pts/10rb/10ast stat line. You win that game with a player like that.

Grew up on the Bulls though watching every game. WNBA needs to lower the rim if they want more entertainment factor. Women can't do a 10' rim. Moving it down to 8' would help immensely but still probably not profitable. They need to be able to dunk and get away from this 3 point shit.

If you want people to actually watch WNBA games:

https://sports.yahoo.com/wnba/breaking-news/article/second-person-arrested-for-throwing-sex-toy-at-wnba-game-allegedly-hit-man-and-his-9-year-old-niece-in-stands-041005746.html

Second person arrested for throwing sex toy at WNBA game, allegedly hit man and his 9-year-old niece in stands

Ceffer says

Looks like two, I see Baldwin and Stern.

PeopleUnited says

Looks like two, I see Baldwin and Stern.

Never got the appeal of Stern. Never thought that he himself was funny. His producers and audio guys bump the low EQ to make his voice have more bass. He's a squeaky Jew and he tried to hide it. He's an insecure man, if I can even call him that.

Was Harvey Weinstein charming and attractive? Nope. A Jew that actresses needed his pull to get jobs so they fucked him. No different than Stern. Chicks need the Jew pull to get jobs.

I'm sure there are Jews on here. I have no hate. I'm just being honest. These men leveraged their network and they're all falling off a cliff at this point. I think Jewish people are on a rough path right now.

Booger says

If you want people to actually watch WNBA games:

Sophie Cunningham is Caitlyn Clark’s “bodyguard” and already does a pretty credible job at what Sweeney does.

A little baby oil on the dildos will take care of that net.

lol!

Booger always finds the best stuff. #1 memer on the net.

Lol, "the sexualization of women" is the problem?

Not sure what planet she is from, but men and women are inherently sexual here on earth. Two sexes. Attracted to each other.

If she were smart, she'd monetize it with a line of autographed glowing green strap ons with the WNBA logo. Financial problems gone.

I think the WNBA should lean into the dildo situation and do a dildo toss at halftime

$10 per dildo then everyone throws them and closest to center quart wins.

https://www.espn.com/wnba/story/_/id/45923322/crypto-group-says-orchestrated-sex-toy-tosses-wnba-games

Crypto group says it orchestrated sex toy tosses in WNBA games

According to Google Trends, there has been a 3,700% increase in U.S. search interest on "green dildo" since July 29.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/nancy-armour/2025/08/07/crypto-bros-wnba-sex-toys-green-dildo/85563838007/

Immature crypto bros can't understand throwing sex toys at WNBA players isn't harmless fun

Since July 29, sex toys have been thrown at six WNBA games in five different cities.

Creators of a cryptocurrency meme coin, Green Dildo Coin, have claimed credit for this inanity, with a spokesman telling USA TODAY that it wasn’t meant to be a takedown of the WNBA. Rather, he said, these crypto bros are trying to perpetuate a culture cultivated around jokes, pranks and stunts.

The crypto group’s spokesman also pointed out that objects, including sex toys, are thrown at other sporting events

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/wnba/2025/08/07/sex-toys-thrown-sporting-events-history/85558732007/

Brief history of sex toys thrown at sporting events