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Coffee.


Oops. Maybe somebody confused coffee with jenkem.

Math.

Anything requiring an IQ above 75 is racist now:

Oregon Promotes Program Focused On ‘Dismantling Racism In Mathematics,’ Says Finding The Right Answer A Sign Of White Supremacy

The program’s toolkit also encourages teachers not to focus on a single correct answer, but to “come up with at least two answers that might solve this problem” and to “Challenge standardized test questions by getting the ‘right’ answer, but justify other answers by unpacking the assumptions that are made in the problem.”

Upholding the idea that there are always right and wrong answers perpetuate objectivity as well as fear of open conflict.”

https://clarion.causeaction.com/2021/02/13/oregon-promotes-program-focused-on-dismantling-racism-in-mathematics-says-finding-the-right-answer-a-sign-of-white-supremacy/

"Class, what is 2 plus 2?"

Students: "4"

Correct.

Tyrone: "Fuck you white bitch, why I gotta' be up in dis muthafucka? Fuck your math."

Ok, Tyrone, let's unpack the assumptions that are built into the problem that caused you to formulate your answer.........

Specialty Coffee

https://urnex.com/blog/addressing-anti-blackness-in-specialty-coffee/

https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2021/feb/15/woke-teachers-want-shakespeare-cut-curriculum-abou/

Shakespeare now white supremacist.

Snow is racist, it falls near white people more than colored people near equator. Lol

Joe Biden:

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/02/whistleblower-coca-cola-forces-employees-complete-online-training-telling-try-less-white-photos-video/#post-comments

Whites need to be less white.

RC2006 says

Whites need to be less white.

If they want me to be less white they should pay for my frequent vacations at some tropical destinations so my tan doesn't fade through the year.

Two weeks every couple of month should do the trick.

Mcdonald's:
https://www.westernjournal.com/mcdonalds-executives-will-bonuses-cut-hire-many-white-men-top-positions/

Race to the bottom, get woke go broke. How sad it must be to have to deal with diversity hires on the executive lvl.

Booger says

Mcdonald's:
https://www.westernjournal.com/mcdonalds-executives-will-bonuses-cut-hire-many-white-men-top-positions/

I'm surprised top shareholders approve of diversity quotas for executive positions.

I wonder if maybe they hope that they'll get a boost from advertising their wokeness that will outweigh the operational drag of subpar diversity-hire management. It might, considering low income black and hispanic are their best customers, and virtue signaling to them may pay off.

Hircus says

I wonder if maybe they hope that they'll get a boost from advertising their wokeness that will outweigh the operational drag of subpar diversity-hire management. It might, considering low income black and hispanic are their best customers, and virtue signaling to them may pay off.

Nobody that eats at McDonalds cares who the executives of the company are.

It's probably contingent on receiving "covid relief". This diversity BS is coming from the government, not corporations.

Hircus says

I'm surprised top shareholders approve of diversity quotas for executive positions.

When have you seen a shareholder proposal specifically for this? I certainly haven't. They don't ask the shareholders about everything. We need to make our own anti racist shareholder proposals.

Obesity:

Zoning is "exclusionary"

"America’s racist housing rules really can be fixed
More than 50 years after passage of the Fair Housing Act, it’s time to sue the suburbs."
https://www.vox.com/22252625/america-racist-housing-rules-how-to-fix

"Scientific" American became Propagandistic American years ago.

I won't even look at it anymore.

Paying rent is definitely a sign of "white privilege". Blacks don't have to fear getting evicted...so they skip the rent.

Whites have money to burn, so they pay it.

Patrick says

"Scientific" American

So many of the magazines I used to enjoy are now just full of propaganda. The question is, were they always propaganda?

Onvacation says

Patrick says

"Scientific" American

So many of the magazines I used to enjoy are now just full of propaganda. The question is, were they always propaganda?

You are really just better off burning your used engine oil, to help ward off global cooling. In fact that's likely what someone else is going to do with it to either heat their shop or in an old oil burning power plant that get used maybe 5 days a year.

zzyzzx says

You are really just better off burning your used engine oil, to help ward off global cooling. In fact that's likely what someone else is going to do with it to either heat their shop or in an old oil burning power plant that get used maybe 5 days a year.

Oil is just a hydrocarbon. It's a myth that is doesn't break down and sticks around forever.

I remember in the 1980s common claims were made that plastic bottles will be around for the next 1000 years. That's BS. Unless its cut off from the environment, it degrades into dust within 10.

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-found-17-different-instances-of-racism-on-just-one-page-of-a-dr-seuss-book

HERSCHEL WALKER'S IMPACTFUL SPEECH TO CONGRESS ABOUT SLAVERY REPARATION'S.

Traffic accidents are racist. If whites are involved in accident with their vehicles maybe 4 die, with illegals it's 12+

https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/02/us/imperial-california-crash/index.html

Maybe the survivors will make bank from the insurance settlement.

Bicycle helmets:
https://mynorthwest.com/2646539/rantz-seattle-activists-bicycle-helmet-racist-council-repeal/

Seattle activists claim bicycle helmet laws are racist, council may repeal

Merit.
Merit is Racis' AF
"Boston Public Schools Suspends Test For Advanced Learning Classes; Concerns About Program’s Racial Inequities Linger"

Learning is racist!

Knowledge is racist!

Clear thinking is racist!

Greyhound is Racist!

Baseball uniforms. The home team (aka the good guys) traditional wear white. The away team (the bad guys) wears Grey which is just a lighter shade of black.

[I'm kidding but mark my words, at some point somone will complain about this.]

Chess. Because white side always makes the first move.

Hiking
https://notthebee.com/article/the-la-times-wants-you-to-know-that-hiking-has-a-diversity-problem

A certain shade of blue:

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/what-the-color-haint-blue-means-to-the-descendants-of-enslaved-africans?utm_source=pocket-newtab

getpocket is one of the many reasons I don't use firefucks as a browser anymore.

Democrats:

Onvacation says

So many of the magazines I used to enjoy are now just full of propaganda. The question is, were they always propaganda?

Yes

The Boulder shooting was a hate crime against white people by a Muslim man.
Prove me wrong!

Shaman says

The Boulder shooting was a hate crime against white people by a Muslim man.
Prove me wrong!

Duh! Checks all boxes.