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Lol!

https://newspunch.com/another-senior-cnn-producer-arrested-for-raping-children-media-blackout/?source=patrick.net

Rick Saleeby, the staffer in question, is a producer on “The Lead with Jake Tapper.” Project Veritas released his name on Friday night after ensuring that the family involved in the pedophilia scandal was safe.

This is the second CNN producer in the space of a few days that has been ousted as a pedophile and arrested for raping children. Last Friday, 44-year-old John Griffin, a CNN producer who worked with Chris Cuomo was charged for ‘sickening’ child rape crimes.

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-presents-top-cnn-moments-of-2021?source=patrick.net

Patrick says

Jake Tapper.

There is something wrong with Tapper - alcoholism, mental illness, or both. You can tell by looking at him. Bad rug in this shot.

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-boasts-they-havent-had-an-employee-sex-scandal-all-year?source=patrick.net

Al_Sharpton_for_President says

There is something wrong with Tapper - alcoholism, mental illness, or both. You can tell by looking at him. Bad rug in this shot.

They cut off his adrenochrome/martini speed balls during make up?

Remember the Batman movie where Joker poisoned all the makeup and they went on-air without makeup? At CNN, it's probably just budget cuts and threats of tribunals. MKUltra meds must be in short supply to give them that perky, cocaine fueled zip.

This video somehow seems appropriate to post here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0y0oLnYdlY&source=patrick.net

Ceffer says

Remember the Batman movie where Joker poisoned all the makeup and they went on-air without makeup?

That was the last Batman movie I watched. And that Batman was a hero due to his equipment, not exposed to radiation or magic spells.

I prefer Chuck Norris to Superheroes... you can train and improve as an ordinary mortal, no adolescent all-powerful superpower fantasies. Esp. for grown ass men, it's retarded.

The new normal. Work at home employees in pajamas and flip flops. Exhausted by masturbation by noon, drunk by 3 PM. That's what happens when you don't have direct recognizance by fat, vicious, purple haired lesbians on the perma-rag from human resources at the traditional office setting.

Any bets if he will do it again?

https://babylonbee.com/news/jeffrey-toobin-departs-cnn-i-look-forward-to-exposing-myself-to-new-audiences

And the "Trump curse" continues to claim more victims.

https://freebeacon.com/media/toobin-gets-off/

Toobin Gets Off
Disgraced CNN journalist throws in the towel after 20 years

Patrick says

Disgraced CNN journalist throws in the towel after 20 years

Was the towel standing up on its own?

Ceffer says

Was the towel standing up on its own?

I heard it was crunchy

the way that sentence is written sounds like it was a group circle jerk event…

I hope we aren't going to see Toobin branded flesh lights now.

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says

the way that sentence is written sounds like it was a group circle jerk event…

As far as we know, it might have been.

Toobin is the gift that keeps on fwapping.