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OK, it's not even Thanksgiving yet, so Xmas memes are in appropriate, but this is too good:

Patrick says

OK, it's not even Thanksgiving yet, so Xmas memes are in appropriate, but this is too good:

I hate this time of year. Fuck these "traditions" that are foisted upon us. 90% of people that celebrate xmas don't even go to church outside of Easter and xmas time likely.

Thanksgiving is a waste. If you like cooking you're neutered by family about how you can make a turkey or they get pissed. "That's not how my mom made it..." yeah not fucking dry and tasting like shit, but what do I know? I'll do the regular turkey, but I always do a side breast made my way and if someone isn't a massive pussy they eat it and love it.

If I didn't have kids I'd be in St. John, USVI from about now till the end of Feb. If you want to see me come visit. Do a big morning hike every day. Eat breakfast. Pack a cooler. Lay on the beach from 10-4. Weekends maybe jump down to the lesser Antilles islands and get to know them.

I don't need all this black friday shit. Getting spammed with it now. So you didn't price your products well and now need to make up revenue to appease shareholders on loser items. I'm sure the $1,500 watch I want will NOT be on sale, just the lower models. This time of year sucks. At least in IL.

Let the mashed potato pie fights and drumstick missiles table wars begin. This is where the Hegelian Dialectic got its start.

We call it “McDonald's."

Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃

Ceffer says

Just wait until the Covid drones start buzzing your little super spreader celebration.

Wait we are already healing:
We sent Walz back to his Grinch Cave with his COVID Paintball Stormtroopers.
Kamala has returned to working the streets for booze and Election Debt Payback.

Happy Thanksgiving EVERYONE!!

Happy Thanksgiving! The world looks a bit brighter sinc November 5. I have high hopes this based trend will ripple and continue throughout Europe. Make the world great again!

Even though we're going to be spending this Thanksgiving with my brother and his in-laws (who are libtards), I'm OK because:

1) Trump won
2) People are becoming aware of the vax deaths the ridiculous and arbitrary rules during the scamdemic.

I don't have to say shit or argue - reality will sort them out over time. I'll just enjoy the food.

Happy Thanksgiving to all on PatNet and special appreciation for those singularly helpful folks that helped my family out a lot (not dollars, but knowledge).

stereotomy says

I don't have to say shit or argue

You'll still need a good windup for the mashed potatoes.

https://x.com/MKnowlesShow/status/1861546237809365399

POV: you’re the conservative uncle at Thanksgiving

SoTex says

I made Thanksgiving Ramen. Boiled the bones for over 24hrs.

I have this weird hang up, I will only order Asian food from a legit Asian establishment that specializes in the dish I'm ordering.
No Fusion food places with cute corporate names for me.
But if you were serving that at a greasy spoon Dinner Lunch Counter, and that was the soup of the day. I would be slamming that every time I saw it.

The goals of the Kommie State are to maximize suffering and demoralization of the greatest proportion of the populace by whatever means necessary. It's the loosh feedbag of their demon worship.

Patrick says

POV: you’re the conservative uncle at Thanksgiving

I am!

Thanksgiving and Christmas are popular times for lawyers to serve subpoenas on litigants to ruin their holidays. Should we expect anything less from the demonic antipodes, an action for reaction, a jab or a false flag? December is Saturnalia month.

Happy Thanksgiving to All!

Amazing how the word "Pie" penetrates any noise-cancelling headset in the house.

Trump cracks me up.

Tenpoundbass says

That's my Dad right there.

Also my Dad: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Not kidding. The Space Shuttle crew could see our house from fucking space.

As a result, I never so much as put up an Xmas tree when I moved out on my own until I got married. And then only under duress.