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Help me troll a Realtor

By ThatGuy follow ThatGuy   2021 Jan 15, 8:58pm 305 views   13 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share      


Just a little fun, what do you ask when they open themselves up like this?

What questions are realtors really not comfortable with? Especially in public / social media

1   Onvacation   ignore (7)   2021 Jan 15, 9:10pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

You're just trollin' waiting for crude remarks like:

"I know it's standard to give a blowjob upon closing, but how big does the commission have to be to tap that?"
2   Onvacation   ignore (7)   2021 Jan 15, 9:11pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Oh it's a guy. Never mind.
3   Karloff   ignore (0)   2021 Jan 15, 9:24pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"How can you honestly claim to be working in the buyer's best interests when your profit is proportional to how much they overpay?"
4   WookieMan   ignore (6)   2021 Jan 16, 5:50am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"Why do Realtors willingly NOT disclose issues with a property and 'coach' their client to lie on disclosure forms?"

This is true in 90% of real estate transactions.
5   clambo   ignore (5)   2021 Jan 16, 7:49am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

1. How much are the property taxes and HOA fees?

2. Why don’t you like to say “house”, “condo” etc.?

3. Where is the seller going to?

4. Is this a high crime area?
6   B.A.C.A.H.   ignore (1)   2021 Jan 16, 9:23am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

For Entertainment and Fun, during the 2006 Housing Bubble I would go into open house showings and talk to the ®ealtors. Sometimes asking them about selling our home, sometimes about being a buyer.

As a buyer I'd ask them about the property taxes.

As a seller I'd ask them about what kinds of people could afford to purchase my home and how they would finance the purchase.

Occasionally, other lookie loos would listen in.

It was all just to take their time away from more serious people during the small window of hours they have on their weekend open houses.

Just for Entertainment and Fun.
7   B.A.C.A.H.   ignore (1)   2021 Jan 16, 9:40am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Onvacation says
Oh it's a guy. Never mind.


Ahem, dude: Patrick is in the SF Bay Area. His blog was originally focused on SF Bay Area real estate stuff.

Here in the SF Bay Area, you may say never mind, but others may have heightened interest. Because it's soooo San Francisco.
8   Booger   ignore (7)   2021 Jan 16, 9:52am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

clambo says
1. How much are the property taxes and HOA fees?


Isn't at least the property taxes on a website someplace? I know mine is.
9   B.A.C.A.H.   ignore (1)   2021 Jan 16, 10:17am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Booger says
Isn't at least the property taxes on a website someplace? I know mine is.


Yes. But here in the SF Bay Area, ®ealtors never wanna discuss that topic.
10   SunnyvaleCA   ignore (1)   2021 Jan 16, 12:02pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Booger says
clambo says
1. How much are the property taxes and HOA fees?
Isn't at least the property taxes on a website someplace? I know mine is.

Property taxes, in many jurisdictions, are reassessed when property changes hands. I know some Chinese ladies who were shocked that there are such a thing as property taxes that you pay every year. I'm assuming these same will be even more shocked when the previous owner was paying $1000/year in property tax and then they get hit with a $20k/year when they buy. Oops!
11   ThatGuy   ignore (0)   2021 Jan 16, 1:19pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Onvacation says
Oh it's a guy. Never mind.


Nah, its a somewhat milfy lady from my MBA cohort. The question was in perfect alignment.

I guess in SF it could be a dude or whatever
12   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Jan 16, 10:35pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"You say the seller pays the buyer-agent commission, but the seller gets the money from the buyer. So isn't it really the buyer paying both sides of the commission?"
13   Dholliday126   ignore (0)   2021 Jan 17, 8:52am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

WookieMan says
"Why do Realtors willingly NOT disclose issues with a property and 'coach' their client to lie on disclosure forms?"

This is true in 90% of real estate transactions.


Most agents don't do that, that's a a serious liability. I wont say all, there are scum bags in all industries, and the hurdle is pretty low for real estate agents, so it attracks a lot. Also, that's what the buyer in investigation period is for, and you're home inspector should pick up any flaws. Unless you're talking about something non tangible like a loud neighbor or death in the house, and there are disclosure laws that cover those as well.

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