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https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/kamala-harris-calls-dave-ramsey-show-for-financial-advice-after-blowing-1-billion-in-three-months

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/hungover-kamala-harris-gets-sinking-feeling-while-checking-if-she-drunk-posted-anything-yesterday

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/kamala-officially-unburdened-by-sobriety

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/dont-let-anyone-take-your-power-drunken-aunt-kamala-tells-confused-five-year-olds-at-thanksgiving-kiddie-table

She's always had a drinking problem. She couldn't do real, long form podcast without giving them soft ball questions ahead. She went on that whores podcast call her daddy that guys only watch to see T&A and hear her talk about what a whore she is. That's the podcast Kamala's team chose.

Joe Rogan is a meathead, but does ask good questions and can make it entertaining without putting someone down. Theo Von I think was the best though. While not from the south, people from rural WI, OH, MI and PA are a lot like him and can relate to him. Him getting JD on and literally saying (Theo) too bad Americans can't do cocaine anymore is insane. How would Kamala even respond to that? JD handled it like a pro.

I don't think Kama's choice of drink isn't wine either. I peg her for vodka because she can hide it. This recent video was obvious, but so have MANY past ones. There's no reason you can't speak coherently off a prompter. I could do it 10 beers deep and know one would even think I had a drink.

That was a bad look for Dems. I watched her whole 9min clip and I have no clue WTF she even said. Wasn't remotely inspiring or making any sense. She was talking like a pre-school teacher. I keep hearing 2/3rds of the DNC staff was fired. I think more word salad BS. I think they just jumped ship. This is the Titanic phase right after hitting the iceberg. Taking on water and the people that want off the ship are leaving in the life boats once they realize it's going to sink.

Hate predictions, but I think Kamala and Biden are handing a midterm sweep as well in 2026. This has been embarrassing for the country. And they still have like 50 days to fuck it up worse. Inauguration should be a week after the election. Too long of a time to sabotage it over 2+ months. You know your cabinet picks election night. Not Trump in '16, but he wasn't ever a politician and played both sides as a businessman. Reagan was at least a governor.

Maybe KamalaToe is just Jizzlaine re-purposed and wearing a CIA mask. I like it, which doesn't mean it's true. The KamalaToe avatar actor (or one of them) when it appears is supposed to be a military guy.

https://t.me/qthestormrider777/25113

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1862894716821409990

“These fundraisers are burnt. The damage that the 2024 campaign has done to the Democratic brand is almost unfathomable." “We’re going to audit everything. We’re going to audit the campaign." “We think they raised a billion and a half dollars. Okay, we know that Future Forward, the last we saw, was $900 million, so we can assume that they got to a billion before election. That’s two and a half freaking billion dollars." "Does anybody have any idea where that money? Well, I mean, I had some places I start looking."

I read that she raised $1Bn. If she raised 2.5 Bn and then laundered 1.5 Bn that is so much money it calls into question what was the entire point of her campaign. Was it not to win, but to run a huge money laundering op .. to what end?

I just hope the election fraud apparatus in Cali is reversed in a timely enough manner that she isn't toilet installed as governor.

The CCP element in writing up the machine election fraud softwares has proceeded unphased and unaltered. At my location, they pick up a few retarded retired elder honkies to perform certain tasks as volunteers for show, but it is clear that the Kommie woman manager and the CCP elements govern the Potemkin voting machine apparatus. I feel like I am walking into a foreign cell now when I go to vote.

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/biden-honors-kamala-harris-with-presidential-medal-of-participation

Why is Kamala being called Madam President during the certification of election results?

ElYorsh says

Why is Kamala being called Madam President during the certification of election results?

She is President of the Senate and of this special session of Congress.

The Twelfth Amendment since 1804 has provided that the vice president, as President of the Senate, receives the Electoral College votes, and then, in the presence of the Senate and House of Representatives, opens the sealed votes. The Electoral Count Act of 1887 requires the votes to be counted during a joint session on January 6 following the meetings of the presidential electors.[1] The act also specifies that the president of the Senate presides over the session.[2]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint_session_of_the_United_States_Congress

Got it. Thank you. I didn't go to school in the US and this was my first time watching it live.

He could have just said drunk or stoned.

Booger says

He could have just said drunk or stoned.

Drunk for sure. I suppose maybe took edibles at times. Probably why she didn't go to the border. Not legal for recreational use there in Texas. She could have at least gone to NM, AZ or CA to get high. So I think she's a drinker or just didn't do her job.

The LAPD pulled its protection for Kamala.

Gotta wonder if it was because she was doing Coke.

Misc says

The LAPD pulled its protection for Kamala.

Gotta wonder if it was because she was doing Coke.

Did that stop them from protecting Hunter?

Why the end of her SS protection is news at all? It's a SOP for a former Veep to have SS protection for 6 months after leaving the office. And LASD protection shouldn't even have happened.

zzyzzx says

Did that stop them from protecting Hunter?

He shared.

Another Kamala drunk monolog.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/31/us-news/kamala-harris-goes-on-expletive-laden-rant-about-trumps-donation-funded-ballroom-during-interview-with-jon-stewart/

The belief that Kamala is presidential material is laughable.

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/men-are-men-friday-december-19-2025

The New York Times ran a delicious ironic story yesterday below the incredible headline —I promise this is real— “The D.N.C. Is Scrapping Its Report on What Went Wrong in 2024.”

When lanky, mild-mannered white guy Ken Martin was elected to head the Democrat National Party early this year, it was in the wake of the worst-case scenario for the donkey party: a national Trump landslide. After screwing up initial candidate selection so badly that Biden flamed out in the first Trump debate, the anti-democratic Democrat elites performed a quick coup, and with a David Copperfield-like wave of their ruling sticks —SHAZAM!— and a puff of sulphuric smoke, in ran Kamala the Cackler. She appeared without any time-wasting public debate, and saved all the risky controversy that might have been caused by Democrat primary voters.

Having anointed a new candidate, and like a Dyson super-vac set on ’11,’ party elites hoovered up a Solomonic warchest from donors— $2.5 billion spent over just six weeks. And still they lost every swing state. Every single one. Not just that, but despite all that money and effort, they lost both chambers of Congress, handing Trump a gold-embossed mandate and perfecting voters’ utter rejection of their “not Trump” agenda. ...

In the most astonishing quote of all, the Mr. Rogers lookalike finally said the quiet part out loud: all the Democrats care about is winning. “Here’s our North Star: Does this help us win?” Mr. Martin said in a widely reported statement. “If the answer is no, it’s a distraction from the core mission.”

And there you have it.

It was pretty rich. This win-at-all-costs mindset is the same kind of anti-democratic nonsense that got the Democrats into this mess in the first place. Shut up and let the party elites decide what you need to know. Had they run a competitive mini-primary in the summer of 2024, instead of just selecting Kamala, they might have found a stronger candidate.

Now they are doing the same thing, all over again, raising the question of who really runs the party? The party’s members? Clearly not. Shady, behind-the-scenes billionaires? Nancy Pelosi? An artificial intelligence in orbit? Emperor Palpatine? ...

Others called the decision to seal up the report “cowardice,” “a hilarious self-own,” and “mind-bogglingly stupid.” Other folks described it in blunter terms, in ways that cannot be reprinted in this family blog.

But don’t judge too quickly. It’s not like they’re attacking democracy or anything. Coronating selected candidates without voting and burying inconvenient reports to protect the rich and powerful is definitely not ‘threatening democracy.’ Spending $2.5 billion in a blitz, losing every swing state and both chambers, then sealing the official report explaining how it all went wrong —especially the parts that might embarrass big donors and consultants— is just smart politics.

When Martin said winning trumps everything, that included voting, transparency, honest self-criticism, equal rights, rebuilding trust with the base, campaign promises, and control of the thermostat. And, apparently, winning even trumps democracy itself.