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Wet Ass Pussy


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2021 Mar 15, 12:05pm   2,276 views  30 comments

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[Intro: Cardi B, Al "T" McLaran & Megan Thee Stallion]
Whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house (Hol' up)
I said certified freak, seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy, make that pullout game weak, woo (Ah)

[Chorus: Cardi B]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fuckin' with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy

[Verse 1: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's roleplay, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (Ayy, ayy)

[Verse 2: Megan Thee Stallion]
Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (Yeah)
Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (Yeah)
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be (Huh)
I'll run down on him 'fore I have a nigga runnin' me (Pow, pow, pow)
Talk your shit, bite your lip (Yeah)
Ask for a car while you ride that dick (While you ride that dick)
You really ain't never gotta fuck him for a thang (Yeah)
He already made his mind up 'fore he came (Ayy, ah)
Now get your boots and your coat for this wet-ass pussy (Ah, ah, ah)
He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet-ass pussy (Click, click, click)
Paid my tuition just to kiss me on this wet-ass pussy (Mwah, mwah, mwah)
Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet-ass pussy (Yeah, yeah)

[Verse 3: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
Look, I need a hard hitter, need a deep stroker
Need a Henny drinker, need a weed smoker
Not a garter snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
Pussy A1 just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
I let him taste it, now he diabetic
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat
My head game is fire, punani Dasani
It's goin' in dry and it's comin' out soggy
I ride on that thing like the cops is behind me (Yeah, ah)
I spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me, woo
[Verse 4: Megan Thee Stallion]
Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheatin'
Put him on his knees, give him somethin' to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm lookin' for a beatin' (Ah)
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
If he ate my ass, he's a bottom-feeder
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya
If it don't hang, then he can't bang
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he fuck me and ask "Whose is it?"
When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name, ah

[Chorus: Cardi B]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fuckin' with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy
Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet-ass pussy
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet-ass pussy
I'm talkin' wap, wap, wap, that's some wet-ass pussy
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet-ass pussy, huh

[Outro: Al "T" McLaran]
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house

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1   Onvacation   2021 Mar 15, 12:09pm  

That was disgusting. Is this what are children our being entertained with?
2   WookieMan   2021 Mar 15, 12:28pm  

Onvacation says
That was disgusting.

Isn't it? Music has gone to shit real bad. I no longer play much, but was a drummer in a decent band. I swear like a mother fucker here, but I don't think swearing or talking about genitals in lyrics is appropriate. I'm not religious affiliated either. I just figure there's no kids here, so it's a "safe space" to swear.

I can't really believe the public wants to hear it, but she's black and "empowered" so it's okay. That's where we are at.
3   RWSGFY   2021 Mar 15, 12:31pm  

Was this shit aired over public airwaves?
4   WookieMan   2021 Mar 15, 12:47pm  

FuckCCP89 says
Was this shit aired over public airwaves?

I only listen to music I have on my phone. I think it was/is though. Either way most music apps are uncensored now. Not many young people listing to anything OTA. Radio is dead for the most part.
5   Onvacation   2021 Mar 15, 12:50pm  

They is hoes in the house.
6   Shaman   2021 Mar 15, 12:55pm  

I used to be edgy.
I used to be dope
I used to be cool guy
Now I’m the G.O.A.T.

I used to get women
Loved makin’ them moan
Love me sweet papi
When we were alone

And the music I played
Hard rock on the blasty
This new music we got
Just makes me feel nasty

They took out the mystery
They took out the spice
Now their tune’s a bad porno
People fucking like mice

No that just ain’t sexy
It ain’t even right
You killed off the green shoots
And replaced them with blight
7   clambo   2021 Mar 15, 1:30pm  

The shit has devolved a lot.
I remember Azealia Banks and Mia were hot and not so vulgar.
Banks is 4x hotter than Cardi too.
I was just talking to a black girl a few minutes ago, she can recite the words to the dumb songs.
"You don't like this music do you?"
"Who said it's music?"
" Well, I like it. "
"I suppose it's useful to get a hoe in the mood; play this stuff while I slap her with my dick, pour champagne on her pussy and put the butt plug in her azz. Gotta get the mood right. "
8   Onvacation   2021 Mar 15, 1:44pm  

clambo says
Banks is 4x hotter than Cardi too.

Cardi's not hot at all. Anyone that needs a mop for her pussy kind of repulses me.
Cardi says
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
9   Patrick   2021 Mar 15, 2:10pm  

You know, music is also a possible channel for resistance to the oligarchy.
10   WookieMan   2021 Mar 15, 2:21pm  

Patrick says
You know, music is also a possible channel for resistance to the oligarchy.

Never has worked, ever. Doesn't move the needle. Not trying to get you in trouble, but violence is really the only solution. The wealthy and controlling NEVER feel vulnerable. Even when Trump got in as we all witnessed. They just either outplayed him or changed the game and cheated and created actual violence.

I think most here are creative types. Thinkers. At some point it's time to pick up the bats and start bashing..... well you know the deal. Reality is nothing changes with words. We now have infinite genders and people that will fucking chew you out for not wearing a mask while outdoors. We've gone full retard and I'm convinced violence is the only option at this point. Logic doesn't work with these supposed intellectuals.
11   KgK one   2021 Mar 15, 2:56pm  

Cardi b s music resonates with black community. She even advised biden. They those paid riots weren't for nothing. Dems have to promote n get this B cardi paid.

Calls her kid Kulture. While being raised in bad culture.

She has a video of advicing women on pussy pH.
It might be due to dirt std dick n not brushing before bj.
https://youtu.be/gm_w0YFtCvU

Great strip club music.
Also very creative on all weird sounds she makes
12   Ceffer   2021 Mar 15, 5:48pm  

Is Cardi B trying to inform us that her twat is a slushy swamp of gang bang sperm and Chlamydia? I guess that would count as more truth than fiction.
13   GreaterNYCDude   2021 Mar 15, 6:07pm  

I saw that performance last night on the grammys and felt like I needed a shower afterwards.

Not that Madonna was any better with her Like a Virgin performance on the VMAs but the lyrics back then were marginally less explicit.

I went from 0 to old fast. I could count on one hand the number off people I recognized that night. Used to be I'd know almaot all the acts.
14   GlocknLoad   2021 Mar 15, 6:33pm  

HunterTits says
It's not even a good tune! I mean, it is crap despite the lyrics

This "song" has nothing to do with music or art. It is a message and the message is that Satan is ascendant.
15   Onvacation   2021 Mar 15, 7:13pm  

GlocknLoad says
HunterTits says
It's not even a good tune! I mean, it is crap despite the lyrics

This "song" has nothing to do with music or art. It is a message and the message is that Satan is ascendant.

That's one way to put it.
16   GlocknLoad   2021 Mar 15, 8:52pm  

Onvacation says
GlocknLoad says
HunterTits says
It's not even a good tune! I mean, it is crap despite the lyrics

This "song" has nothing to do with music or art. It is a message and the message is that Satan is ascendant.

That's one way to put it.

How could this crap be on TV if Satan is not ascendant?
17   AmericanKulak   2021 Mar 15, 9:04pm  

The last time I heard about the Grammies, they passed over Metallica to give Metal Album of the year to Jethro Tull.

Might as well call 'em the Grannies.

All books/media about music and film is bullshit. I think the Rolling Stone gave "Are you Experienced" or maybe "Electric Ladyland" by Hendrix 3 stars of 5 when it came out and called it mediocre.
18   Robert Sproul   2021 Mar 15, 9:33pm  

Rolling Stone also panned the first 3 Led Zeppelin albums.

Wet Ass Pussy is one of NPR's "Songs of the Year"
Prime time on CBS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnBZLFB7kLo&t=155s
This sloppy cow can't dance either.
19   SoTex   2021 Mar 15, 9:49pm  

GlocknLoad says
How could this crap be on TV if Satan is not ascendant?


I dunno man Satan doesn't exist?

Fuck. You guys, I've been trying to avoid listening to this. I heard it won the grannies or whatever. I saw her picture once and she's ugly as fuck. Dammit. I will probably listen to this now thanks to YOU GUYS.
20   Onvacation   2021 Mar 15, 9:49pm  

GlocknLoad says

How could this crap be on TV if Satan is not ascendant?

Communists? Same difference.
21   WookieMan   2021 Mar 15, 9:58pm  

just_passing_through says
I will probably listen to this now thanks to YOU GUYS.

Don't do it.
22   clambo   2021 Mar 16, 5:38am  

The irony is that I know a few girls who say they like this kind of shit, and by coincidence they’re easy.

It’s like tattoos or dressing shutty; if she’s into Cardi or just rap, she’s a “wild pig.” She fucks on the first “date”.

Date is in quotation because I had one girl over and we went right to it, and after I asked her if she was hungry.

“Gas money” sealed the deal. They sometimes even imagine they are playing guys for money 💵 , like Cardi.
23   HeadSet   2021 Mar 16, 7:50am  

Be careful, clambo. If one such hookup is a girl who has decided it is time to be a mommy, you could be today's stud service and tomorrow's support annuity.
24   porkchopXpress   2021 Mar 16, 8:24am  

I threw up in my mouth when I saw this on my mom’s playlist.
25   SoTex   2021 Mar 16, 8:41am  

WookieMan says
Don't do it.


I walked away. So far.
26   NDrLoR   2021 Mar 16, 8:54am  

Onvacation says
That was disgusting
It started nearly 100 years ago in some quarters:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFLujBTG8CE
28   RWSGFY   2021 Mar 16, 9:29am  

We are turning into fucking Africa. Might as well start importing rhinos and hippos for proper ambiance.
29   Ceffer   2021 Mar 16, 11:22am  

FuckCCP89 says
We are turning into fucking Africa. Might as well start importing rhinos and hippos for proper ambiance.

Doesn't matter. The pidgin cuckoo birds will chase your well organized, highly functioning technologic society, infiltrate and suck its juices until it's just another shit hole.

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