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What shennanigans can we do for Pride Month?

What shennanigans can we do for Pride Month?

Demand the recognition of "Furry" as a gender.

Demand the recognition of "Furry" as a gender.

no butt stuff

AmericanKulak says

Wtf

AmericanKulak says

Wtf

this woman doesn't drink anything that contains electrolytes in it

Kellogg’s, the maker of Frosted Flakes and Rice Krispies, will split into three companies focused on cereals, snacks, and plant-based foods.

The Kellogg Company, one of the original perpetrators of “woke capitalism,” made the surprise announcement on Tuesday following years of falling sales. ...

The company has been investing in far-left causes for several years now, according to Breitbart.

As Breitbart News reported in 2017:

Every time an American family picks up a box of Kellogg’s cereal at the grocery store, it is contributing to the wealthy radical leftwing foundation that agitates for open borders, supports George Soros’s Open Society Insitute, and pushes a host of leftwing causes.

The W.K. Kellogg Foundation is the largest shareholder of the Kellogg Company.

According to its 2016 tax filing, the Kellogg Foundation’s trust owns approximately $5.2 billion of stock in the company, about 20 percent of the company’s equity.

The other large holders are mostly passive investors such as mutual funds and their ownership is a fraction of the foundation’s.

That means that the foundation effectively controls the famous cereal company.

Back in 2016, the Kellogg Company called for a blacklist of Breitbart, saying that the news organization did not reflect its values.

This prompted a #dumpkellogg’s boycott in response that AdWeek described as inflicting huge damage to the company’s reputation.

The W.K. Kellogg Foundation is the largest shareholder of the Kellogg Company.

Patrick says

The W.K. Kellogg Foundation is the largest shareholder of the Kellogg Company.

Kellogg was one of the first SJWs and Crank Diet people, pushing high carb "low diets" as a solution for everything.

Australian Rugby Players Revolt, Threaten to Boycott Match after Team Told to Wear Gay Pride Jersey

Just when you thought the woke monster couldn't add another victim, it took down one of its most surprising targets yet: the Grand Theft Auto franchise. How, exactly, does a game that already mines the depths of human depravity turn itself woke? Here are 11 woke changes coming with the release of Grand Theft Auto 6:

1. You must pick pronouns during character creation: No one starts unleashing violence and mayhem on the city without first announcing if it's her, him, or xem in the car.

2. Police won't chase you if you're a black character: If you go inside a building, they will also give you an hour before they try to enter.

3. Players will have a carbon footprint score in addition to a health meter: Driving around will decrease your score, but you can run over people to eliminate their carbon footprint and make up for it.

4. If you burn down a building, the city builds a statue in your honor: And you torch an entire neighborhood, you get the city named after you.

5. You immediately get a 5-star wanted level if you misgender an NPC: How dare you!! You're supposed to shoot them in the face!

6. There will be side missions where you deliver puberty blockers to kids: Now you are on the right side of history.

7. If the police do catch you, Kamala Harris will bail you out: Well, assuming you were burning down a poor neighborhood.

8. Stealing less than $999 is no longer a crime: Add up your loot carefully.

9. Bump stocks are no longer available on guns: Game designers are confident this is the key to reducing the body count.

10. Citizens come by to cheer prostitutes who embody female empowerment: Grand Theft Auto was teaching female empowerment before female empowerment was cool.

11. You beat the game by ridding yourself of privilege: Best we can tell this means you just run over the white people.

The Cleveland Indians bowed to the woke mob and renamed themselves the "Guardians" and now nobody wants to go to their games anymore

As a result of years of pressure from activist groups, several years ago, the Cleveland baseball franchise announced they would soon be changing the team's name. ...

Well, if the numbers are to be believed, it's possible that fans might not have taken kindly to the rebranding efforts.

Local TV ratings for the newly christened Guardians have dropped dramatically, with one report placing the number at -30%.

That's the third biggest decline of any team in the league, with only the moribund Oakland Athletics and rapidly fading San Francisco Giants reporting worse numbers.

The Cleveland Indians bowed to the woke mob and renamed themselves the "Guardians" and now nobody wants to go to their games anymore

https://slaynews.com/news/australian-rugby-players-revolt-threaten-to-boycott-match-after-being-told-to-wear-gay-pride-jersey/

Australian Rugby Players Revolt, Threaten to Boycott Match after Team Told to Wear Gay Pride Jersey

Batgirl the movie was shelved after spending 70-100 million on it. roflcopter.

10. Citizens come by to cheer prostitutes who embody female empowerment: Grand Theft Auto was teaching female empowerment before female empowerment was cool.

Patrick says

10. Citizens come by to cheer prostitutes who embody female empowerment: Grand Theft Auto was teaching female empowerment before female empowerment was cool.

Can you still slap the hoes?

Warner Brothers dropped at least $70 million on the new Batgirl movie but it was so bad that even woke Hollywood had to shelve it forever

Warner Brothers dropped at least $70 million on the new Batgirl movie but it was so bad that even woke Hollywood had to shelve it forever

Patrick says

Warner Brothers dropped at least $70 million on the new Batgirl movie but it was so bad that even woke Hollywood had to shelve it forever

Why don't they just re-edit and make it into a porno?

I'm a fan of 'B' movies done well.