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AmericanKulak says

Wtf

mell says

AmericanKulak says

Wtf

Is that real, it looks unnatural like this.

mell says

AmericanKulak says

Wtf

I can't help but think that if she falls over, it would do physical damage to the floor, possibly even collapse it.

What sort of annoys me, is this woman doesn't drink anything that contains electrolytes in it. That's for aerobic activity.

richwicks says

this woman doesn't drink anything that contains electrolytes in it

Beer has electrolytes....

Anything that has sodium, potassium or chloride has electrolytes. Best hydration though is still 1/3 apple juice, splash of lemon juice and rest good Ole H2O.

She has a restraining order from exercising within five miles of a fault line.

Down 41% after lifting a ban on close shareholders and executives from selling.

https://slaynews.com/news/get-woke-go-broke-kelloggs-breaking-up-falling-sales/

Kellogg’s, the maker of Frosted Flakes and Rice Krispies, will split into three companies focused on cereals, snacks, and plant-based foods.

The Kellogg Company, one of the original perpetrators of “woke capitalism,” made the surprise announcement on Tuesday following years of falling sales. ...

The company has been investing in far-left causes for several years now, according to Breitbart.

As Breitbart News reported in 2017:

Every time an American family picks up a box of Kellogg’s cereal at the grocery store, it is contributing to the wealthy radical leftwing foundation that agitates for open borders, supports George Soros’s Open Society Insitute, and pushes a host of leftwing causes.

The W.K. Kellogg Foundation is the largest shareholder of the Kellogg Company.

According to its 2016 tax filing, the Kellogg Foundation’s trust owns approximately $5.2 billion of stock in the company, about 20 percent of the company’s equity.

The other large holders are mostly passive investors such as mutual funds and their ownership is a fraction of the foundation’s.

That means that the foundation effectively controls the famous cereal company.

Back in 2016, the Kellogg Company called for a blacklist of Breitbart, saying that the news organization did not reflect its values.

This prompted a #dumpkellogg’s boycott in response that AdWeek described as inflicting huge damage to the company’s reputation.

Patrick says

The W.K. Kellogg Foundation is the largest shareholder of the Kellogg Company.

Kellogg was one of the first SJWs and Crank Diet people, pushing high carb "low diets" as a solution for everything.

To be fair, everything is down. But still.

wokeflix
disney

definitely great examples. disney is hell bent on social activism, so they are likely to keep being assholes as long as enough people show up at their overpriced theme parks

AmericanKulak says

Patrick says

The W.K. Kellogg Foundation is the largest shareholder of the Kellogg Company.

Kellogg was one of the first SJWs and Crank Diet people, pushing high carb "low diets" as a solution for everything.

True, and in a bizarre twist, Kellogg made his cereals as bland as possible in a belief that young people would think impure thoughts if excessively stimulated by their senses. Truly a weirdo.

https://slaynews.com/news/australian-rugby-players-revolt-threaten-to-boycott-match-after-being-told-to-wear-gay-pride-jersey/

Australian Rugby Players Revolt, Threaten to Boycott Match after Team Told to Wear Gay Pride Jersey

https://boriquagato.substack.com/p/kitten-corner-choco-taco

What's funny is that 90% of Mexicans don't give a shit, outside of the occasional Lib Arts Major who doesn't speak Spanish fluently, just a few phrases learned from Grandma.

It's all Millie Lib Arts Permateens who care.

https://babylonbee.com/news/11-woke-changes-coming-to-grand-theft-auto

Just when you thought the woke monster couldn't add another victim, it took down one of its most surprising targets yet: the Grand Theft Auto franchise. How, exactly, does a game that already mines the depths of human depravity turn itself woke? Here are 11 woke changes coming with the release of Grand Theft Auto 6:

1. You must pick pronouns during character creation: No one starts unleashing violence and mayhem on the city without first announcing if it's her, him, or xem in the car.

2. Police won't chase you if you're a black character: If you go inside a building, they will also give you an hour before they try to enter.

3. Players will have a carbon footprint score in addition to a health meter: Driving around will decrease your score, but you can run over people to eliminate their carbon footprint and make up for it.

4. If you burn down a building, the city builds a statue in your honor: And you torch an entire neighborhood, you get the city named after you.

5. You immediately get a 5-star wanted level if you misgender an NPC: How dare you!! You're supposed to shoot them in the face!

6. There will be side missions where you deliver puberty blockers to kids: Now you are on the right side of history.

7. If the police do catch you, Kamala Harris will bail you out: Well, assuming you were burning down a poor neighborhood.

8. Stealing less than $999 is no longer a crime: Add up your loot carefully.

9. Bump stocks are no longer available on guns: Game designers are confident this is the key to reducing the body count.

10. Citizens come by to cheer prostitutes who embody female empowerment: Grand Theft Auto was teaching female empowerment before female empowerment was cool.

11. You beat the game by ridding yourself of privilege: Best we can tell this means you just run over the white people.

https://notthebee.com/article/the-cleveland-indians-bowed-to-the-woke-mob-and-renamed-themselves-the-guardians-and-now-nobody-wants-to-go-to-their-games-anymore-

The Cleveland Indians bowed to the woke mob and renamed themselves the "Guardians" and now nobody wants to go to their games anymore

As a result of years of pressure from activist groups, several years ago, the Cleveland baseball franchise announced they would soon be changing the team's name. ...

Well, if the numbers are to be believed, it's possible that fans might not have taken kindly to the rebranding efforts.

Local TV ratings for the newly christened Guardians have dropped dramatically, with one report placing the number at -30%.

That's the third biggest decline of any team in the league, with only the moribund Oakland Athletics and rapidly fading San Francisco Giants reporting worse numbers.

Patrick says

The Cleveland Indians bowed to the woke mob and renamed themselves the "Guardians" and now nobody wants to go to their games anymore

They will recover. Just like when the Washington Redskins rebranded to the Commanders.

Patrick says

https://slaynews.com/news/australian-rugby-players-revolt-threaten-to-boycott-match-after-being-told-to-wear-gay-pride-jersey/

Australian Rugby Players Revolt, Threaten to Boycott Match after Team Told to Wear Gay Pride Jersey

Batgirl the movie was shelved after spending 70-100 million on it. roflcopter.

They did some reception tests and feedback was so poor that they decided to cut their losses and scrap it lest they ruin their brand. It wont be in theatre nor on TV / PPV etc... it's just dead.

How is this possible? Shouldnt everyone be fiending for woke batgirl telling us how toxic men are?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11075009/Batgirl-film-shelved-Warner-Bros-studio-spent-70-million-DC-Comics-movie.html

Hircus says

Batgirl the movie was shelved after spending 70-100 million on it. roflcopter.

Thanks for the heads up. Had not even heard of it....

Here The Critical Drinker summarizes 3 seasons of the CWs eratz bat series
Batwoman Cancelled - This Is The End!

"The movie Batgirl, starring Leslie Grace in the titular role"

"Batgirl" in a "tit"ular role.....

Patrick says

10. Citizens come by to cheer prostitutes who embody female empowerment: Grand Theft Auto was teaching female empowerment before female empowerment was cool.

Can you still slap the hoes?

Onvacation says

Patrick says

10. Citizens come by to cheer prostitutes who embody female empowerment: Grand Theft Auto was teaching female empowerment before female empowerment was cool.

Can you still slap the hoes?

In Grand Theft Auto? From what I've heard of the game, you could kill them.

https://notthebee.com/article/warner-brothers-dropped-70-million-on-the-new-batgirl-movie-and-now-theyre-shelving-it-after-it-got-absolutely-miserable-reviews-during-test-screenings

Warner Brothers dropped at least $70 million on the new Batgirl movie but it was so bad that even woke Hollywood had to shelve it forever

Patrick says

Warner Brothers dropped at least $70 million on the new Batgirl movie but it was so bad that even woke Hollywood had to shelve it forever

Why don't they just re-edit and make it into a porno?

Ceffer says

Patrick says

Warner Brothers dropped at least $70 million on the new Batgirl movie but it was so bad that even woke Hollywood had to shelve it forever

Why don't they just re-edit and make it into a porno?

It's being shelved because it's so awful they are worried it will damage the brand.

There's a Fantastic 4 film that exists done by Roger Corman that was never released, but was released, simply to keep the rights to the franchise. Here is a (terrible) copy of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28EyQ4a3OEA

You know what? Roger Corman is kind of awesome. He made crap, but he made entertaining crap. He spent his whole life making low budget junk, that nearly everybody enjoyed. I have to respect him for that.

I'm a fan of 'B' movies done well. Corman is kind of black comedy satire. His bimbo stuff was pretty cool. "Caged Heat" is a Bee classic.

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Ceffer says

I'm a fan of 'B' movies done well.

Well then, you must enjoy Mystery Science 3000.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJgQrjYaLbQ&list=PLC6dyS5uZ4TwMAcAPUhK_FIAtT7n3rVZM

My favorite is Space Mutiny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa42pxJyq64&t=3361s

Russ Meyer movies always nice tits.

https://youtu.be/gLTnzo-nd8Q

RC2006 says

Russ Meyer movies always nice tits.

https://youtu.be/gLTnzo-nd8Q

Too bad most of his stuff is locked up in copyright hell.

Hershey's fired unvaxed employees, now has labor shortage, will not be able to produce enough chocolate candywax for Halloween.
https://www.naturalnews.com/2022-08-07-firing-unvaccinated-workers-hersheys-candy-shortage-halloween.html

Fuck them and thier shit "chocolate".

richwicks says

My favorite is Space Mutiny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa42pxJyq64&t=3361s

Sorry. You never have a Bee movie where the steroid pumped hero has better tits than the heroine(s). This is a 'D' movie only.

Here is THE Sci-Fi Movie of all time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t7z_44nGio

A Hero who looks and acts like a Mormon gets with the hot girl next door with a roboticist father who has only known androids her whole life, flying a big boobed spaceship with a sultry female voice.

Also featuring a Space Cowboy (George Peppard), a loner (Robert Vaughn), a bunch of Reptilians, some bigheaded Hive Greys, all working together to fight the Space Dictator (John Saxon). All put together by the legendary Roger Corman

"Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls" LOL! Not so much Bee as a perverted soap opera camp classic.

However, it hearkens back to the nostalgic Southern California of old before the most recent 20 million people moved in.
https://archive.org/details/beyond.-the.-valley.-of.-the.-dolls.-1970.1080p.-blu-ray.x-264-yts.-ag

AmericanKulak says

Hershey's fired unvaxed employees, now has labor shortage, will not be able to produce enough chocolate candywax for Halloween.
https://www.naturalnews.com/2022-08-07-firing-unvaccinated-workers-hersheys-candy-shortage-halloween.html

Good. And I'll make sure to NOT buy what little they can produce.

Ceffer says

richwicks says

My favorite is Space Mutiny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa42pxJyq64&t=3361s

Sorry. You never have a Bee movie where the steroid pumped hero has better tits than the heroine(s). This is a 'D' movie only.

It's hilarious. The hero of that film actually married the heroine of the film. Reb Brown (the hero - born 1948) played Captain America:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_America_(1979_film)

Cisse Cameron (the heroine - born 1954) was in Porky's II.

Space Mutiny came out in 1988 making her around 34 during Space Mutiny and Reb Brown around 40. Watch the film. Cisse Cameron looks like she's 45 trying to look 30 in the film, and Reb Brown like he's in his 30's. The film is so bad, it's hilarious. It was made in S. Africa while there were sanctions against the Apartheid regime which ended in 1993.

A "B movie" to me isn't a film where the entire movie is about a series of contrivances to be basically VERY soft porn, it's a disaster from multiple angles that somehow ends up being a brilliant wreck. Almost all the special effects were just RIPPED OFF from the Battlestar Galactica television show. Space Mutiny happened, in part, because the director had a death in the family, handed over responsibilities to the assistant director who wasn't ready for the job. John Fillip Law (famous for being in Barbarella) just absolutely hammed it up as the villain. Remember John Phillip Law?



Now BARBARELLA was just a bunch of contrivances to allude to sex.

It's AMAZING how bad Space Mutiny is. That episode of MST3K had me in tears it was so funny. There's nothing quite like a disaster becoming a work of just "WTF?! art"

I mean, just look at this ONE screenshot:



Does she look like she's 34 and he look like he's 40? Look at the set. I's just an industrial building with standard overhead lights, and you can see the freaking WINDOW in the background.