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richwicks says

What he says is totally devoid of information

Now hold on just a minute!

Either that's some serious bush, or pure meat sausage baby!

It's a lie!

That schlong is below average length.

richwicks says

I don't understand the humor. What he says is totally devoid of information, and never actually challenges opinions or conclusions.

I find him funny most of the times. On a few rare occasions I have gotten him to talk seriously, he has shown immense knowledge about finances, including extremely obscure E. European ones, down to small countries.

Bd6r says

richwicks says

I don't understand the humor. What he says is totally devoid of information, and never actually challenges opinions or conclusions.

I find him funny most of the times. On a few rare occasions I have gotten him to talk seriously, he has shown immense knowledge about finances, including extremely obscure E. European ones, down to small countries.

Well, what do I have to do to get him to talk?

I'm not bothered by any statement, but he seems far more like disruptive spam than anything else.

I'm not advocating a ban, I'm saying, he's the only person I ever bothered to ignore on this site. Where is the humor you find in "If You're Not Rioting for Trump, Maybe It's Because You Enjoy Michelle Obama's Monstrous Schlong in Your Ass"?

It goes right over my head, or maybe below my knees.

Also, please explain to me how he's humorous? I just don't get it.

Also:

NuttBoxer says

Now hold on just a minute!

I'm well aware of how to use Photoshop and Gimp. Video, or it didn't happen, and EVEN THEN, it may not have happened. I can do that picture in Gimp with an woman, and I suck at Gimp.

I'm doubtful that Michelle Obama is a transvestite, but honestly, it wouldn't shock me a bit if she was. Ultimately, I don't think it matters. Obama was a CIA agent, just as Bush Jr and William Clinton were. They are intelligence agency cutouts. I don't care who they are fucking, because they are nobodies, they are just assholes that read teleprompters and take orders, and take the heat for whatever they are ordered to do, then collect payment when they leave office through bullshit book deals and cushy positions on the BOD of a few companies. They don't matter a bit. They are actors.

richwicks says

I'm not advocating a ban, I'm saying, he's the only person I ever bothered to ignore on this site. Where is the humor you find in "If You're Not Rioting for Trump, Maybe It's Because You Enjoy Michelle Obama's Monstrous Schlong in Your Ass"?

It goes right over my head, or maybe below my knees.

Also, please explain to me how he's humorous? I just don't get it.

if you explain it, then it is not a joke any more. He is completely irreverent, which is a value by itself.

I had a few serious conversations with him about bankster crimes, money laundering, etc. No idea how/why he switched from his usual self to a serious conversation.

richwicks says

I'm well aware of how to use Photoshop and Gimp. Video, or it didn't happen, and EVEN THEN, it may not have happened. I can do that picture in Gimp with an woman, and I suck at Gimp.

There's lots more where that came from:
https://www.qwant.com/?client=ext-firefox-sb&t=images&q=michelle+obama+dick

But the ones that are less fun to fake, and should definitely give you pause, are the adams apple...

Bd6r says

if you explain it, then it is not a joke any more. He is completely irreverent, which is a value by itself.

I understand humor I think pretty well.

The trick is to lead the audience to expect one outcome, and then thrill them with an unexpected, logical explanation to another outcome.

It's to lead you down a false alley of reasoning, only to demonstrate you took a wrong turn. This is why jokes aren't as funny the second time you hear it.

For example, "a pedophile, fool and a racist walk into a bar", here you are expecting some conflict between the 3 individuals but the punchline is "what will you have President Biden?"

That's all humor is, is being drawn to an unexpected conclusion and being given one that is entirely logical and you SHOULD have been able to figure out, but didn't.

There's some sort of humor formula I simply do not understand from ApocalypseFucksNow. I'm serious when I say, I simply don't understand his humor. I don't see why anybody would laugh at it. If you explain the formula, it won't ruin it for me. I often read a synopsis of a film before I decide to watch it, that doesn't ruin it for me.

If you are not taking AF completely seriously, then you are a disgrace to the Founding Fathers.

richwicks says

If you explain the formula, it won't ruin it for me.

The formula is this:

Say the most ridiculously over-the-top things with a completely straight face, usually as a mock-conservative.

It's a bit like Stephen Colbert on both steroids and meth.

Patrick says

richwicks says

If you explain the formula, it won't ruin it for me.

The formula is this:

Say the most ridiculously over-the-top things with a completely straight face, usually as a mock-conservative.

It's a bit like Stephen Colbert on both steroids and meth.

Plus do it in most non-PC way that offends more sensitive libruls as well

So it's confirmed - Moochelle is a dude?

Yes.

The Secret Service said the screams out of Obama when Michelle was pegging him at the White House sent agents into their bed room more than a few times, terrified he was actually be 'torn apart by the monster!!!'

Patrick says

It's a bit like Stephen Colbert on both steroids and meth.

LOL

Colbert was funny when he was a liberal pretending to be a conservative. But just like AF when he dropped the act and became his true self, an angry liberal, he just became a sad thing, devoid of humor and painful to watch.