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Pfizer ran a Super Bowl add for a new cancer pill. They may have toned down the halftime show, but still throwing it right in our faces in the commercials...

https://newworldhumor.substack.com/p/now-hiring-full-time-social-media

Now Hiring: Full-Time Social Media Doctor

Pfizer, Inc. | All Locations




Pfizer, Inc. is seeking a dedicated, enthusiastic healthcare professional to work full-time hours on social media, demonizing those who question the safety and effectiveness of the company’s products. The ideal candidate will have a medical degree approved by Pfizer, along with previous experience vilifying users in an online environment. We offer a competitive salary and benefits package, including the opportunity to quit your job practicing actual medicine.

In this exciting remote position, you will work under our Director of Public Ridicule to tear down large numbers of independent researchers, naturopaths, stay-at-home moms, and other threats to the company’s bottom line. Daily responsibilities include name-calling and labeling, creating smear campaigns, and leading a team of medical attack officers to gang up against the target population.

This is a senior-level cyberbully position with potential for growth into an even more destructive role.

Qualifications:

Basic medical training at a university funded by Pfizer

8+ years in public shaming and/or ridicule

Ability to mock alternative health practitioners at a grade school level or above

Working knowledge of X, Facebook, Instagram, Youtube, Tik Tok, and other social humiliation platforms

Up-to-date on the latest industry taunts, including “Hey, anti-vaxxers…”

Comfortable following a script and using our auto-debunker tool to quickly debunk claims made by critics of Big Pharma

Strong adherence to company guidelines, and a willingness to trust our Science

To Apply:

Please email paidshills@pfizer.com with your resume, cover letter, and an online portfolio showcasing some of your best anti-vax roasts and put-downs. Only serious medical trash talkers will be considered.

Pfizer, Inc. is an Unequal Opportunity Employer that discriminates on the basis of medical beliefs and vaccination status.

https://www.aussie17.com/p/pfizer-event-staffer-admits-to-avoiding

Pfizer Event Staffer Admits to Avoiding mRNA Jab during a Pfizer Vaccination campaign.

(Leaked Audio) Pfizer Event Rep : "Honestly, I took Sinovac! hehehe"

There's this whole charade about "Making a Pledge," as if you're swearing into knighthood rather than just rolling up your sleeve for a shot. Pfizer is here using a psychological play straight out of a textbook; it's not merely a vaccination, it's your solemn oath to humanity, your solemn promise to do your bit in some grander global scheme.

This maneuver taps into a primal need for belonging and purpose, packaging a medical decision as a moral high ground. However, dressing up a health choice with the emotional weight of a pledge blurs the lines between personal health autonomy and social coercion.

The moment Pfizer's "Project Vax" came into my view, it was like flipping a switch, dragging me back to my Pharma days. Back then, I learned the cardinal rule that you just don't see Pharma companies hawking their products directly to the unsuspecting public. That's a big no-no. The official playbook says you market to the medical professionals, not the patients — except, of course, in the US and New Zealand, where direct-to-consumer (DTC) advertisements are part of the landscape.

But here's Pfizer, strutting across the stage with "Project Vax," acting like they've got the run of the place. And why wouldn't they? Their ties with regulators and political bigwigs seem to give them a sense of invincibility, a belief that they can bend the rules without consequence.

Typically, Pharma's approach to boosting drug sales is more covert, wrapping their intentions in “Disease Awareness Campaigns”. They'd rather create fear educate you on the horrors of cancer or the risks of heart disease than mention their products outright. But if you attend an event or visit their site, suddenly you're on a path straight to their "partnered" doctors, who unsurprisingly, lean towards prescribing their drugs over any competitors'. That's Pharma marketing 101 – indirect, insidious, and incredibly effective.

Thankfully, people are finally opening their eyes to Pfizer's manipulative tactics, as they're met with a wave of outraged citizens shining a light on the dark corners of Pfizer’s so-called experimental vaccines - tainted with e.coli DNA and peppered with undisclosed SV40 promoters. . But wait, the plot thickens when Pfizer's very own carnival barkers, I mean, event reps, with a straight face, assure us that their glittering "Project Vax" extravaganza isn't about vaccinations at all. How utterly preposterous!

Stick around until the end of the video, and you'll catch a moment of pure comedic gold – a Pfizer event rep confesses they opted for the Chinese vaccine rather than their own brand of experimental mRNA wizardry. Talk about the punchline of the century!

https://twitter.com/thehealthb0t/status/1780120480290148737

The_Deplorable says

https://twitter.com/thehealthb0t/status/1780120480290148737

Just embedding it:

"Well, of course, there are the placebos so our various apparatchiks can virtue signal and preach the vax religion unharmed. We also need the placebos to compare the toxic batches for our research.

The medium toxic batches are, well, because we like to watch people suffer slowly with stealth maiming. We can also chart the vulnerable genetics by speed of death and the various emergent pathologies. Also, they will allow us to judge how well nanobots and self assembling entities, subject to EMP, operate. They can't all be dead for that part. At least not yet.

The most toxic batches are also controls to see the efficacy, speed and efficiency of maximum poisoning, immune system destruction, and induction of turbo cancers."

https://nypost.com/2024/05/08/business/pfizer-to-settle-over-10k-lawsuits-linking-zantac-to-cancer/

Pfizer agrees to settle over 10K lawsuits linking Zantac to cancer
By Social Links forAriel Zilber
Published May 8, 2024, 11:57 a.m. ET

Pfizer has agreed to settle more than 10,000 lawsuits which alleged that the company failed to warn patients about possible cancer risks caused by the anti-heartburn medication Zantac.

The lawsuits were filed in state courts across the country, but the agreements don’t completely resolve Pfizer’s exposure to the claims linking Zantac and cancer, according to Bloomberg News.

Terms of the settlements were not disclosed.

https://karenkingston.substack.com/p/teenage-boy-and-a-toddler-die-in-b8b

Teenage Boy and a Toddler Die in Ongoing Pfizer Gene Therapy Trial

Pfizer issued an official statement yesterday extending their condolences for the sudden cardiac death of toddler who was enrolled in their adenovirus gene-editing trial.

May 7, 2024: Yesterday I republished a video and article entitled, “What Happened to Their Babies,” describing the lack of ethics and grossly inhumane experimentation that Pfizer conducted on babies and toddlers with their COVID-19 mRNA gene-editing injections.

Just a few hours ago, multiple industry outlets began breaking this official statement from Pfizer that a toddler died of a cardiac arrest in an investigational trial of boys, aged 2 to 4 year olds, to treat a rare form of muscular dystrophy with a recombinant adenovirus gene editing technology.

There Was No Placebo in This Study Either

Just like in Pfizer’s COVID-19 gene-editing trial in babies and toddlers there was no placebo, there was no placebo group in this trial. ...

Teenage Boy Dies in 2021 in Phase 1 Trial for Same Gene Editing Technology

In December of 2021, Pfizer reported that a young patient died in their Phase 1 trial for this same gene-editing treatment for a rare form of genetically induced muscular dystrophy. ...

Criminal Charges Can Be Brought Against Pfizer’s Board and Executives

Pfizer’s board and executive management team are responsible for all of their human clinical trial data under Sarbanes-Oxley. CEO Albert Bourla can not plead ignorance to not knowing that the babies and toddlers in the ‘placebo group’ in Pfizer’s COVID-19 study were criminally experimented on when they were injected with the mRNA gene editing technology after the researchers had recorded an unprecedented incidence of disease, disabilities and death in the treatment group.

Patrick says

Criminal Charges Can Be Brought Against Pfizer’s Board and Executives

That will happen right after Hunter gets convicted and RichWicks buys a TV.

https://x.com/DiedSuddenly%20/status/1790346670800035847

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/the-outlaw-saturday-june-1-2024-c

💉💉 First up, for comic relief, behold the latest news on the Pfizer cancer shot. Yesterday’s over-enthusiastic headline from Futurism Magazine broadcast:




No thanks! I would rather inject myself with bleach. Into my eyeball. With a bent needle I found on the sidewalk in downtown San Fransisco.

So much to mock, so little time. The cowardly jab maniacs at Pfizer are conducting their mRNA trials in unaware England — which mostly missed out on the bizarre mRNA bonanza, since for most of the early years the English used a mad formula cooked up in Great Britain and now recalled.

Patrick says

Pfizer already has a cancer shot. Oh, you are thinking of a cancer prevention shot.

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/pfizer-assures-public-they-are-preparing-for-next-pandemic-by-developing-an-all-new-ineffective-vaccine-with-fatal-side-effects

U.S. — Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla addressed public concerns over a new pandemic by holding a press conference in which he explained how the pharmaceutical company is already hard at work developing a new ineffective vaccine with fatal side effects.

"The thought of a new pandemic is scary, especially one that presents as a common cold and makes you really tired," said Bourla. "That's why we're working double time to prepare a new vaccine that won't cure you, but will possibly kill you."

"We have top scientists working around the clock to ensure it doesn't work before we release it to the public."

Later, he agreed to appear on CNN This Morning for what he originally assumed was a softball interview. Host Kasie Hunt was quick to point out the obvious concern with Pfizer's business model. "But sir, how can you possibly prepare an ineffective vaccine in advance of an unknown pandemic? You don't know what the virus will be."

In response, Bourla appeared to side-eye the camera before awkwardly fidgeting in his seat and changing the subject. "We make lots of money," he said. "Would you like some?"