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our government full of bsers and faggots, they even redefined language to fit their bs.

About 10 years ago (in my late 30’s) I realized that most people are pushing an agenda, sometimes personal and others influenced. They never seek the truth, they just repeat stuff over and over. The pandemic cemented my view of humanity’s bullshit. It’s hard to meet people that actually think and reason like most around here.

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says

today you need to up your game by using empty slogans that noone dares to challenge. liberal speak 101.

when they ask:
“why did you fix it like that?”

“because black lives matter” or “to foster transformative equity and inclusion”.

really bonus points for any marketing words you can squeeze in. transformative or patriarchy defying go a long way.

any follow up questions should be addressed with a question such as “only a bigot would not understand, do you under?”

It's toxic femininity spreading to all corners of life.

"Why did you steal $500 from my desk?"
"We needed a new system to make fondues and present wines to facilitate our social life so we can be our best selves. I didn't steal the money, I'm simply insuring that you live your best life because you are not focused enough on life-work balance. I did it for you, and you should appreciate this"
"That was for an emergency"
"Eat, pray, love, you only live once. Besides, we can use your credit card if there is an emergency. You need therapy, because you are constantly focused on the negative and the possibility of disaster. My therapist will be happy to tell you what you can do to make us happier and more balanced. Can I charge it to your card?"