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We have a colleague in the Senate that's actually done much more sinister and serious kinds of things. Senator Menendez. He needs to go. And if you are going to expel Santos, how can you allow somebody like Menendez to remain in the Senate...? Menendez is really a Senator for Egypt, not New Jersey. I really think he needs to go.
John Fetterman is not at the DNC and I gotta say I'm loving his character arc
Senator John Fetterman, in an apparent effort to fulfill The Babylon Bee prophecy, has decided to skip the 2024 Democratic National Convention.
The Hamas kids and their public representatives were apparently too much for Mr. Fetterman. Though he's playing coy here and just going with the "I want to spend time with my kids" approach, which is just lovely.
‘I've got three young kids, and they're out of school,' the Pennsylvania senator said of his absence this week in Chicago, waving off the suggestion that he might not be welcome there. ‘That's four days I can spend with my children.'
John, we know you're just out here making Bee jokes come true on purpose.
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