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lol what a cunt, yeah youze got health problemz, see you later. He should have shagged plentiful before marriage, that experience gained is priceless.

He did say "I chose wrong".
He has to delicately dance around this, like we're still in pre Obama politics.
Where the slightest family kerfuffle spelled doom for the Conservative public figure.. The Democrats could fuck a monkey on Times Square while howling at the moon, and only be more popular, but Conservatives are held to every Gotcha cavate known to the human condition.
I think he's trying to do pre damage control. But really the Left has gone so far off the rails, that marriage infidelity isn't even a deal breaker for conservatives anymore. .Nobody gives a fuck but the Pearl Clutching RINO bleeding hearts. It's just a trope Conservatives like Mitt Romney would trot out when he's losing a debate.

Aside from a few short clips I've never watched much Crowder, but:

* Trad guy married to trad girl as virgins (at least he was and she claimed to be, since a 20-something dude saying he's a virgin is no flex)
* Girl had religious upbringing through college
* Man is regarded by many as generally funny, standup before he became famous
* Man is Trad Family defender
* Man is in excellent physical shape relative to other men.
* Man is fairly good looking
* Man has more than enough fame, followers, and finance for social proof. He was recently in the news for turning down a multi-million dollar contract to sign with a Media Outlet.
* Girl filed for divorce under No-Fault in Texas in 2021 after almost 10 years of marriage and just after they had twins.
* He's just revealing it now.
* He, like a sad simp Churchian, says it's "His biggest mistake". His? She filed.

www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/celebrities/14371405/steven-crowders-wife-hilary-crowder/
www.foxnews.com/opinion/waiting-till-the-wedding-night-getting-married-the-right-way

I'd say he chose about as well as any 20-something dude could choose. He certainly didn't pick an obvious party girl. They were married for 10 years.

I have a feeling she had the kids to lock in a monthly payment and his ongoing support, knowing that in the 30s, she didn't have much chance to find another guy to monkey branch to in order to have kids with.

just_passing_through says

No surprise...

Yet another reason why I'll never sign a marriage contract. You know. With the fucking government.

Alabama has the answer, and possibly Oklahoma too. No license, just recording of private marriage certificates. Look it up. Government actually just providing the public service and not giving permission.

LoL! Somebody disliked this thread. Is Crowder's ex wife on Patnet?

What the fuck is a "trad"???

Traditionalist, it's only a bad thing if you're a Liberal Commie Cunt

Eh. Crowder is a douche. Not gonna parse words. His health problems came down when he was having twins and a supposed "heart" issue. The guy is a con. I wouldn't believe a fucking word the dude says. Occasionally watch with a grain of salt so to speak. It's shit outside of a few moments.

WookieMan says

Eh. Crowder is a douche. Not gonna parse words. His health problems came down when he was having twins and a supposed "heart" issue. The guy is a con. I wouldn't believe a fucking word the dude says. Occasionally watch with a grain of salt so to speak. It's shit outside of a few moments.

It's funny how people accept entertainers as some kind of thought leaders. Ariana fucking Huffington was a "conservative" until it became more profitable to flip and become a "liberal". Cucker Tarlson first entertained libs on CNN, then on NPR and then on MSNBC until some time around Obama's first term the pendulum swung into playing a "conservative" being more profitable again. But people with short memory be like "OMG, Cucker should TOTALLY run for POTUS!"

WookieMan says

Eh. Crowder is a douche. Not gonna parse words. His health problems came down when he was having twins and a supposed "heart" issue. The guy is a con. I wouldn't believe a fucking word the dude says. Occasionally watch with a grain of salt so to speak. It's shit outside of a few moments.

He's not saying anything. He had health issues and his wife divorced him. That's a fact. Womyn leave douches and non douches if it's advantageous to them

RWSGFY says

WookieMan says

Eh. Crowder is a douche. Not gonna parse words. His health problems came down when he was having twins and a supposed "heart" issue. The guy is a con. I wouldn't believe a fucking word the dude says. Occasionally watch with a grain of salt so to speak. It's shit outside of a few moments.

It's funny how people accept entertainers as some kind of thought leaders. Ariana fucking Huffington was a "conservative" until it became more profitable to flip and become a "liberal". Cucker Tarlson first entertained libs on CNN, then on NPR and then on MSNBC until some time around Obama's first term the pendulum swung into playing a "conservative" being more profitable again. But people with short memory be like "OMG, Cucker should TOTALLY run for POTUS!"

Tucker enabled neocons like boosh at Crossfire. But better to come clean and admit failures than warmongering forever. There was no guarantee his show would succeed

mell says

Tucker enabled neocons like boosh at Crossfire. But better to come clean and admit failures than warmongering forever. There was no guarantee his show would succeed

He overplayed his hand, that's all. Because he is, after all, a stupid cunt.

What that was about having only one car and insisting the wife wears gloves in the middle of the summer? Some bizzarre shit. Was gloves required because of the coof scare? And who the fuck has only one car with two drivers in the family?

WookieMan says

Eh. Crowder is a douche. Not gonna parse words. His health problems came down when he was having twins and a supposed "heart" issue. The guy is a con. I wouldn't believe a fucking word the dude says. Occasionally watch with a grain of salt so to speak. It's shit outside of a few moments.

He has congenital issues with his chest. He was getting rods put in and shortly after that surgery, a rod collapsed.

In any case, here we go.

Candice Owens is a gossip and slanderer, never liked her, and now I know my instincts were right.

She put up a video that makes Crowder look bad, but is context free.

Daily Wire is shopping it around. I guess butthurt because he didn't sign the contract.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1651693149587210241?ref_src=patrick.net

A Monster? Gimme a break. That's diet coke couple argument shit. There's no context. Looks like he asked her to get a few things and she didn't. He got home intending to grill for dinner only to find out she didn't get it, and didn't tell him she didn't. She's pregnant, not paralyzed. I've seen pregnant women days before delivery dates go grocery shopping AFTER working a full day. I suspect she's a housewife. Did he lose his temper a little? So the fuck what. I guarantee you she's been bitchy with him at least once in a decade.

Guarantee money exchanged hands, and not just between Owens/DW, but between the ex-wife and other party.

If you think TUCKER & CROWDER being ditched and dished on at the same time is a coincidence, I have a bridge for sale, cheap.

Crowder is a dick. He has a light in his studio to let everyone know it's his time to talk. Why have a 2nd and 3rd person there if they can't talk? He seems like a control freak. I wouldn't marry a control freak woman and I'm not going to control my wife. He controls guests. Doesn't show to work. The rumors are all out there and I don't doubt them.

The other problem is he thinks he's funny. His bits are awful. He'd be better off sticking to political commentary. The owner of my wife's company is the same way and thinks he can do standup. He's not remotely funny, but has good thoughts about other things. He's very off-putting in social situations trying to be "funny." The worst comics are the ones that laugh at themselves. Fake or real, it is cringe worthy.

I don't know, it's an unwatchable show half the time. Rarely does he bring in good guests anymore. Maybe it's the divorce, but the 2-3 times I watch his show for a bit it seems half assed, not funny and frankly not good. Just a bunch of dudes laughing at anything he says that's not funny.

WookieMan says

the 2-3 times I watch his show for a bit it seems half assed, not funny and frankly not good. Just a bunch of dudes laughing at anything he says that's not funny.

You just explained why every FM radio show eventually jumps the shark and there isn't one single popular National Radio show from the late 90's early 00's still on the air.
Everyone is great at doing one thing. And every big celeb has that thing that made them great. His change my mind bit, was what made him. .He's run out of topics without beating a dead horse.

It must be exhausting following all these talking heads and TV personalities without seemingly getting much for it. I admire the commitment!

I don't watch Crowder. I've seen him do a parody of Cenk Unghur of TYT and a couple of "Change my mind" shorts.

Crowder is interesting for two reasons:

* because he's an influencer being targeted for 2024.

* because he just demonstrated that Tradcon Manuppity Manupmax cannot fix Marriage without the Marriage Laws being fixed. Important because he's popular with a younger crowd.

Oh and one more:

* DW and Candice Owens are lousy slanderous buttinsky trifling bastards.

WookieMan says

He seems like a control freak. I wouldn't marry a control freak woman and I'm not going to control my wife. He controls guests. Doesn't show to work. The rumors are all out there and I don't doubt them.

He must be a control freak he's getting dragged in to spinning his take on his own divorce. It just isn't necessary today for conservatives to defend getting divorced like it was a decade or so ago. He said his piece on it, I think he said too much then, but he should move on.


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AmericanKulak says

I've seen pregnant women days before delivery dates go grocery shopping AFTER working a full day

In one of my old neighborhoods, I kid not, one of the women in the hood very pregnant showing muchly was out breaking up the concrete of her sidewalk with a pickaxe getting things ready for upgraded cement and decorative stone. She was out there for several days. That really had me scratching my head.

I'm still pissed off at a hugely pregnant woman in a pregnant gown who passed me up paddling in the Santa Cruz harbor on a stand up board. I think sometimes the hormones give them super powers.

Tenpoundbass says

He must be a control freak he's getting dragged in to spinning his take on his own divorce. It just isn't necessary today for conservatives to defend getting divorced like it was a decade or so ago. He said his piece on it, I think he said too much then, but he should move on.

Should Johnny Depp have put up with Amber Heard's gaslighting and defamation?

Most people thought Depp was the Bad Guy until he proved otherwise in court. Now everybody knows Heard is a fucking bed pooping lunatic.
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The red pill is usually delivered as an enema

RWSGFY says

mell says

Tucker enabled neocons like boosh at Crossfire. But better to come clean and admit failures than warmongering forever. There was no guarantee his show would succeed

He overplayed his hand, that's all. Because he is, after all, a stupid cunt.

I can guarantee he's not stupid.

What I cannot guarantee, is that he's got any ethics whatsoever or any actual beliefs.

He's one of the more dangerous beasts, he blows with the wind and has no principles whatsoever. He was on television after all...

That video Candice showed yesterday smells like a setup, i.e., only one of the characters was planning to use it as divorce evidence at the time it was recorded.

Once they're married, females have no reason to control their weight.

just_passing_through says

That video Candice showed yesterday smells like a setup, i.e., only one of the characters was planning to use it as divorce evidence at the time it was recorded.

You bet it was. The video was selectively presented like the DOJ's Jan6 footage. People don't just appear in the middle of their patio. I'd bet in the lead up, Crowder went to his patio to cool off and think and she followed him to poke at him some more with her dismissive tone.

clambo says

Once they're married, females have no reason to control their weight.

That's called: Pulling the pin on the fat grenade