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DC Enquirer “New York City Installs Vending Machines That Dispense Crack Pipes, Narcan As City’s Drug Crisis Worsens.”




Crack Pipe Dealer Eric Adams

The story is that, in order to combat rising public drug use in the City, officials in New York City installed this week brand new, state-of-the-art vending machines offering such spectacular wares as crack pipes, lip balm, and the anti-overdose drug Narcan — all for the convenience of New York City drug addicts who can’t be bothered to go down to one of the City’s many social services offices.

I mean, who can blame them? A trip to the social services office can take hours out of a drug addict’s busy day of panhandling, tripping, and shoplifting.

According to the story, business at the vending machines has been brisk, with officials having to refill inventory daily.

Plans are underway to expand the machines, such as by adding syringes and additional ways to pay — including IOU’s.

IOU’s from homeless drug addicts.

I don’t know how these brilliant City officials keep coming up with all these terrific ideas.

Next up: vending machines offering crowbars, hatchets, bricks, and fireworks for the convenience of looters and carjackers. This is your modern democrat party.